I gotta say, I just don't get hillbilly.....

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Dude, are you even coherent half the time? Huh


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Seamorbutts 4/1/2014 8:52pm
4/1/2014 8:52pm Edited Date/Time 4/1/2014 9:01pm
No, Hillbilly and keyboards just never saw eye to eye, that Is all.
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hillbilly 4/1/2014 8:53pm
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One forth,fourth,forf,aw hell
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hillbilly 4/1/2014 9:12pm
4/1/2014 9:12pm Edited Date/Time 4/1/2014 9:13pm
Ok,tellme what you dont comprend, here,

I don't want to brag that I've won over 1000 motos between 74 and 09,went to etsu,and all this shit,

Maybe its a act,maybe it aint, but,this pad I one finger type on,middle finger right now, pisses me off somewhat.

But really,what dont you not get that I've typed up here say tonite.?is it the slang?Kinda typing the way we talk down south?

Help me out
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Outsider 4/1/2014 9:16pm
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I don't see any stories coming from you dirtnapper... Whistling

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hillbilly 4/1/2014 9:23pm
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Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out,

That was a fun time,guess most you were not here then,what a pussy that guy was.
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Seamorbutts 4/1/2014 9:27pm
4/1/2014 9:27pm Edited Date/Time 4/1/2014 9:30pm
Sounds like good times, tell us more! Oh wait, never mind, don't, It'll give Dirtsleeper a wittle headache..Lol
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Big Lenny 4/1/2014 9:48pm
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hillbilly wrote:
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out, That was a fun...
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out,

That was a fun time,guess most you were not here then,what a pussy that guy was.
Laughing Remember itchMikeitch?...
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dirtnapper 4/1/2014 9:49pm
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hillbilly wrote:
Ok,tellme what you dont comprend, here, I don't want to brag that I've won over 1000 motos between 74 and 09,went to etsu,and all this shit...
Ok,tellme what you dont comprend, here,

I don't want to brag that I've won over 1000 motos between 74 and 09,went to etsu,and all this shit,

Maybe its a act,maybe it aint, but,this pad I one finger type on,middle finger right now, pisses me off somewhat.

But really,what dont you not get that I've typed up here say tonite.?is it the slang?Kinda typing the way we talk down south?

Help me out
Hhhmmm....ok.

- outhouses
- Jennys vapor cig
- Mental mistakes in the booth
- Going to jail for speeding
- Dogfood
-Cutting off your penis on New Years Blink

Sorry, my man, but its just some really STRANGE stuff you come up with. You,put, stuff.into threads, thatdon't belong,and it justseems,weird.

But you've won over a thousand motos, so that's ok. Gotcha Wink Carry on.......
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dirtnapper 4/1/2014 9:54pm
4/1/2014 9:54pm Edited Date/Time 4/1/2014 9:54pm
Outsider wrote:
I don't see any stories coming from you dirtnapper... Whistling
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
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hillbilly wrote:
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out, That was a fun...
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out,

That was a fun time,guess most you were not here then,what a pussy that guy was.
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Laughing Remember itchMikeitch?...
What about Rich? Owned the parrot bar and hung out and tanned with Pro wrestlers!
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Outsider 4/1/2014 9:57pm
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dirtnapper wrote:
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my...
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
You didn't drop any names or do anything illegal so...



Fail!
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Dude, are you even coherent half the time? :huh: [URL=http://s1153.photobucket.com/user/tonyadonahue1/media/hillbilly_zpsbe6a8b39.jpg.html][IMG]http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p512/tonyadonahue1/hillbilly_zpsbe6a8b39.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Dude, are you even coherent half the time? Huh


Download the Google hillbilly translator...simple as that.
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dirtnapper 4/1/2014 9:59pm
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We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my...
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
Outsider wrote:
You didn't drop any names or do anything illegal so...



Fail!
Sorry I've never won 1000 motos and spent the night in jail for speeding................................Whistling
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Big Lenny 4/1/2014 10:07pm
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hillbilly wrote:
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out, That was a fun...
Hell,i aint sweated it since,,uh,hell,i guess the johnyjetski days and he was stalking me AT THE TRACK trying to take me out,

That was a fun time,guess most you were not here then,what a pussy that guy was.
Big Lenny wrote:
Laughing Remember itchMikeitch?...
jeffro503 wrote:
What about Rich? Owned the parrot bar and hung out and tanned with Pro wrestlers!
Laughing
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RonSkj 4/1/2014 10:17pm
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Outsider wrote:
I don't see any stories coming from you dirtnapper... Whistling
dirtnapper wrote:
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my...
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
That makes no sense! Why would you put a tourniquet around your leg, if it never bled?
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dirtnapper 4/1/2014 10:23pm
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Outsider wrote:
I don't see any stories coming from you dirtnapper... Whistling
dirtnapper wrote:
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my...
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
RonSkj wrote:
That makes no sense! Why would you put a tourniquet around your leg, if it never bled?
Dude, I'm not even exaggerating when I saw this hole was about three inches wide, deep to the bone and didn't bleed at all when it happened. The meat just quivered......it was disgusting.

I tied my jersey around my leg in case the blood started pumping in the van, it would have made a gross mess.

No lies.
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erikcrvjl 4/1/2014 11:14pm
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Outsider wrote:
I don't see any stories coming from you dirtnapper... Whistling
dirtnapper wrote:
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my...
We went out to a track one weekend to practise. I got squirrelly on a huge downhill, went blazing into the tress, crashed hard and my footpeg tore a huge hole in my thigh. It never bled, just a gaping quivering hole.
I took off my jersey and used it as a tourniquet around my leg, and my bro drove me an hour and a half to the hospital. Multiple internal and external stiches.

True story.
I could care less about what he has to say, I usually just skip over his posts.
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PressPassP 4/2/2014 12:31am
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hillbilly wrote:
Ok,tellme what you dont comprend, here, I don't want to brag that I've won over 1000 motos between 74 and 09,went to etsu,and all this shit...
Ok,tellme what you dont comprend, here,

I don't want to brag that I've won over 1000 motos between 74 and 09,went to etsu,and all this shit,

Maybe its a act,maybe it aint, but,this pad I one finger type on,middle finger right now, pisses me off somewhat.

But really,what dont you not get that I've typed up here say tonite.?is it the slang?Kinda typing the way we talk down south?

Help me out
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motokiwi 4/2/2014 12:50am
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Alls I know is there aint nobody that can re-valve a set of Husky suspension as fast as Hillbilly.
Also good at makin shine if my memory serves correct.
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This thread;
EZZA 95B 4/2/2014 1:06am
4/2/2014 1:06am
I like Hillbilly... I have no idea what he's on about—but I like him.Cool Wink
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Woobia 22 4/2/2014 2:48am
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Yes Mr Hillbilly is sumfin alright, races cheater bikes all through his career then he back tracks and says he was lying.

Broke his leg 5 times and drove to the hospital 5 times with a stick strapped to his leg 5 times to use the clutch, umm oh yeah he has really been getting everyone hooked.

I could give 2 fucks that he was a legend or whatever all he has displayed to me is that he is a fucking Liar. Hope he got his 1000 win badge cause it is like the 1 million win badge it means S F A.
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NorCalRedRyder 4/2/2014 3:39am
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Sounds like Hillbilly had his way with Woobia 22's lady or something.......it's just a message board, why are you so angry bro?
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tmauto769 4/2/2014 3:55am
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I live in TN and I have no idea what he is rambling about most of the time, hell all of the time, but he sounds like he is having a good time in his world so good for him. Most likely it is the shine talking, pretty good stuff in these parts Wink
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jndmx 4/2/2014 3:56am
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Well I am born and raised in eastern Connecticut which is about as yankee as it gets and I can understand him just fine.

It's like a decoder ring, ya gotta drop a word or syllable here and there and it makes sense.
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Woobia 22 4/2/2014 4:02am
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Angry, nah man I just had a great day went crabbing for 1st time for ages and had a wacko the did time.

My post regarding mr hillbilly isn't about anger I am just posting what he has said, he can't help being a liar obv, i feel sorry for him as he craves recognition and attention. sad really.
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EZZA 95B 4/2/2014 4:06am
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tmauto769 wrote:
I live in TN and I have no idea what he is rambling about most of the time, hell all of the time, but he sounds...
I live in TN and I have no idea what he is rambling about most of the time, hell all of the time, but he sounds like he is having a good time in his world so good for him. Most likely it is the shine talking, pretty good stuff in these parts Wink
Him and Pondscum are on the good stuff!!!Woohoo Silly Laughing
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