Moto XXX "banned" already!

EZZA 95B 12/6/2013 7:23pm
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So.....is MotoXXX back or something?? Huh
Yeah bitch...Tongue
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Regis 12/7/2013 12:30pm
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This thread delivers.

Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for HOURS in Mammoth after the restaurant had closed for the premiere, I certainly know that these type of responses are the EXACT responses they got when they started the first go around.

Moto XXX wasn't anything huge right away, the old grey hairs and panty in a wads had the same type responses. This is just the same thing, but years later and having the ability to see more people chime in faster with the intranet.

I told this story before, MOTO XXX premiered at mammoth back in 96 I think. Anyways, three of us hid in the bathroom when they kicked all the minors out. We were in there for a few hours, scared every time the door cracked that we were on our way out. We had filmed with the crew at Palm Ave and Ocotillo months before and were so, so pumped.

Anyways, movie time came... our part came up and like everyone else I felt this rush to see myself on the screen. I was just a Team Green "b" rider at the time and 18 years old. Then "Andy's 18th birthday" came on and four strippers were dancing all over me (another GREAT story I will share if you would like). I was getting high fives and the whole industry in mammoth, it made me feel like a hero.

UNTIL..... I went to the track the next day and word reached my Mom about my 18th birthday and my part in the movie. My mom was in tears, her baby, her pride and joy.. Strippers? It smoothed over after a while and I am not sure even Jordan remembers but he and Kurt actually talked with my mom. They told her in front of me that if that hurt my career, they would make up for it. She was worried the industry was going to hate me after building such a good name. In all honesty, the second my mom turned away, the industry was asking me details and secretly giving me high fives. That part helped in that movie way more than it hurt.

The boys always seemed to help me when I needed it.

I wasn't listed on the actual "rider list" Jordan listed earlier but I was always a Moto XXX rider and step brother from the very beginning. Matter of fact, In 2001 I was out of money and opportunities it seemed. Along came Smelly and Kurt with the keys to the box van and a AMEX for gas. I wasn't even "on the team" but was on the road.

I finished my "career" under the MotoXXX awning with Kyle Lewis at Salt Lake in 01 when I got hurt. Wouldn;t trade any memories for anything,

This ad? It did exactly what MotoXXX was born and raised on. It got a rise from the haters and a smirk from the fans,

right on Jordan.
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Regis 12/7/2013 12:53pm
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man, I wish I would have been in the room when this ad was thought up and created. To hear Jordan laugh and see the tears in his eyes knowing exactly what it would do to some people....


Priceless.
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COAL-TRAIN 12/7/2013 1:50pm
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Regis wrote:
This thread delivers. Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for...
This thread delivers.

Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for HOURS in Mammoth after the restaurant had closed for the premiere, I certainly know that these type of responses are the EXACT responses they got when they started the first go around.

Moto XXX wasn't anything huge right away, the old grey hairs and panty in a wads had the same type responses. This is just the same thing, but years later and having the ability to see more people chime in faster with the intranet.

I told this story before, MOTO XXX premiered at mammoth back in 96 I think. Anyways, three of us hid in the bathroom when they kicked all the minors out. We were in there for a few hours, scared every time the door cracked that we were on our way out. We had filmed with the crew at Palm Ave and Ocotillo months before and were so, so pumped.

Anyways, movie time came... our part came up and like everyone else I felt this rush to see myself on the screen. I was just a Team Green "b" rider at the time and 18 years old. Then "Andy's 18th birthday" came on and four strippers were dancing all over me (another GREAT story I will share if you would like). I was getting high fives and the whole industry in mammoth, it made me feel like a hero.

UNTIL..... I went to the track the next day and word reached my Mom about my 18th birthday and my part in the movie. My mom was in tears, her baby, her pride and joy.. Strippers? It smoothed over after a while and I am not sure even Jordan remembers but he and Kurt actually talked with my mom. They told her in front of me that if that hurt my career, they would make up for it. She was worried the industry was going to hate me after building such a good name. In all honesty, the second my mom turned away, the industry was asking me details and secretly giving me high fives. That part helped in that movie way more than it hurt.

The boys always seemed to help me when I needed it.

I wasn't listed on the actual "rider list" Jordan listed earlier but I was always a Moto XXX rider and step brother from the very beginning. Matter of fact, In 2001 I was out of money and opportunities it seemed. Along came Smelly and Kurt with the keys to the box van and a AMEX for gas. I wasn't even "on the team" but was on the road.

I finished my "career" under the MotoXXX awning with Kyle Lewis at Salt Lake in 01 when I got hurt. Wouldn;t trade any memories for anything,

This ad? It did exactly what MotoXXX was born and raised on. It got a rise from the haters and a smirk from the fans,

right on Jordan.
Damn...such an awesome story bro...can we hang out?

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Regis 12/7/2013 1:57pm
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Damn...such an awesome story bro...can we hang out?
You can read? I bet it took you a good hour to get through that, sounding out every word.

Sure, we can hang out. I'll take you to school whenever you would like.
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It's Saturday, no class today Regis. Just like you though, no class but if you wanna take Coal to school maybe you can find the playground.

and please no more bedtime stories bro. I got no issue with MotoXXX but you sound like a whiny little bitch trying to stick up for her boyfriend. I'm sure the brand doesn't need you defending their business decisions even if you so called "finished your career under their tent". c'mon bro
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Choppy 12/7/2013 3:48pm
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How many times do you think we get to hear about the past as apposed to the future?
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Cashmore 12/7/2013 3:57pm
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Regis wrote:
This thread delivers. Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for...
This thread delivers.

Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for HOURS in Mammoth after the restaurant had closed for the premiere, I certainly know that these type of responses are the EXACT responses they got when they started the first go around.

Moto XXX wasn't anything huge right away, the old grey hairs and panty in a wads had the same type responses. This is just the same thing, but years later and having the ability to see more people chime in faster with the intranet.

I told this story before, MOTO XXX premiered at mammoth back in 96 I think. Anyways, three of us hid in the bathroom when they kicked all the minors out. We were in there for a few hours, scared every time the door cracked that we were on our way out. We had filmed with the crew at Palm Ave and Ocotillo months before and were so, so pumped.

Anyways, movie time came... our part came up and like everyone else I felt this rush to see myself on the screen. I was just a Team Green "b" rider at the time and 18 years old. Then "Andy's 18th birthday" came on and four strippers were dancing all over me (another GREAT story I will share if you would like). I was getting high fives and the whole industry in mammoth, it made me feel like a hero.

UNTIL..... I went to the track the next day and word reached my Mom about my 18th birthday and my part in the movie. My mom was in tears, her baby, her pride and joy.. Strippers? It smoothed over after a while and I am not sure even Jordan remembers but he and Kurt actually talked with my mom. They told her in front of me that if that hurt my career, they would make up for it. She was worried the industry was going to hate me after building such a good name. In all honesty, the second my mom turned away, the industry was asking me details and secretly giving me high fives. That part helped in that movie way more than it hurt.

The boys always seemed to help me when I needed it.

I wasn't listed on the actual "rider list" Jordan listed earlier but I was always a Moto XXX rider and step brother from the very beginning. Matter of fact, In 2001 I was out of money and opportunities it seemed. Along came Smelly and Kurt with the keys to the box van and a AMEX for gas. I wasn't even "on the team" but was on the road.

I finished my "career" under the MotoXXX awning with Kyle Lewis at Salt Lake in 01 when I got hurt. Wouldn;t trade any memories for anything,

This ad? It did exactly what MotoXXX was born and raised on. It got a rise from the haters and a smirk from the fans,

right on Jordan.


At 11:34 your all smiles lol
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mxjef 12/7/2013 3:57pm
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Regis wrote:
This thread delivers. Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for...
This thread delivers.

Knowing Jordan and the crew since my INFAMOUS 18th birthday party Moto XXX and the days of hanging out in the bathroom for HOURS in Mammoth after the restaurant had closed for the premiere, I certainly know that these type of responses are the EXACT responses they got when they started the first go around.

Moto XXX wasn't anything huge right away, the old grey hairs and panty in a wads had the same type responses. This is just the same thing, but years later and having the ability to see more people chime in faster with the intranet.

I told this story before, MOTO XXX premiered at mammoth back in 96 I think. Anyways, three of us hid in the bathroom when they kicked all the minors out. We were in there for a few hours, scared every time the door cracked that we were on our way out. We had filmed with the crew at Palm Ave and Ocotillo months before and were so, so pumped.

Anyways, movie time came... our part came up and like everyone else I felt this rush to see myself on the screen. I was just a Team Green "b" rider at the time and 18 years old. Then "Andy's 18th birthday" came on and four strippers were dancing all over me (another GREAT story I will share if you would like). I was getting high fives and the whole industry in mammoth, it made me feel like a hero.

UNTIL..... I went to the track the next day and word reached my Mom about my 18th birthday and my part in the movie. My mom was in tears, her baby, her pride and joy.. Strippers? It smoothed over after a while and I am not sure even Jordan remembers but he and Kurt actually talked with my mom. They told her in front of me that if that hurt my career, they would make up for it. She was worried the industry was going to hate me after building such a good name. In all honesty, the second my mom turned away, the industry was asking me details and secretly giving me high fives. That part helped in that movie way more than it hurt.

The boys always seemed to help me when I needed it.

I wasn't listed on the actual "rider list" Jordan listed earlier but I was always a Moto XXX rider and step brother from the very beginning. Matter of fact, In 2001 I was out of money and opportunities it seemed. Along came Smelly and Kurt with the keys to the box van and a AMEX for gas. I wasn't even "on the team" but was on the road.

I finished my "career" under the MotoXXX awning with Kyle Lewis at Salt Lake in 01 when I got hurt. Wouldn;t trade any memories for anything,

This ad? It did exactly what MotoXXX was born and raised on. It got a rise from the haters and a smirk from the fans,

right on Jordan.
Awesome story, Andy!
I remember that scene in the video, don't remember if I knew who's birthday it was at the time.
I remember Kyle Cowlings (elmo) mom wouldn't let him watch that video because of that scene!...hahaha

After reading all this, I can see how the political correctness of are world has changed things. Sounds like all these people talking shit are the fan base of American Idol.

I remember the promotional stuff for the 70's/early 80's punk bands was way more over the top than this.
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mxjef 12/7/2013 4:14pm
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Oh, and to add to my post above...

I just ordered two shirts off the motoXXX website, thank you!
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mxjef 12/7/2013 7:40pm
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Cashmore wrote:


At 11:34 your all smiles lol
thanks for posting that!...been a long time since I've seen that

I forgot how cool the video's were back then with a lot of top riders freeriding in the hills and not just the same stuff over and over again.
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gnarwhip 12/7/2013 9:29pm
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Epic stories...I rememebr one time I was at the Wapred Tour and was backstage right after NOFX finished up...That's when Smelly Eric whizzed passed me on his xr50 with Fat Mike on the back headed back to their bus...the look on Fat Mike's face was classic...he was thrilled
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JeepnMike 12/7/2013 10:07pm
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Everything on page 8 validates my post on this thread I think on page 2. If MotoXXX wants to "sell shit", the lion's share of folks who will buy their products will be sold if they just take them back to the era MotoXXX was involved in the sport and market from there. You can call the rest of this banter free advertising, that is fine. It looks like you guys would sell a lot more graphic kits than shirts though.

I still don't think being controversial and pissing people off for a laugh is cool, hopefully you guys are at least getting a feel for what people will actually buy out of this.
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blusmbl 12/8/2013 10:01am
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gnarwhip wrote:
Epic stories...I rememebr one time I was at the Wapred Tour and was backstage right after NOFX finished up...That's when Smelly Eric whizzed passed me on...
Epic stories...I rememebr one time I was at the Wapred Tour and was backstage right after NOFX finished up...That's when Smelly Eric whizzed passed me on his xr50 with Fat Mike on the back headed back to their bus...the look on Fat Mike's face was classic...he was thrilled
Speaking of, I thought Smelly was co-owner of Moto XXX. I never hear his name brought up anymore.
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gnarwhip 12/9/2013 7:21pm
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Epic stories...I rememebr one time I was at the Wapred Tour and was backstage right after NOFX finished up...That's when Smelly Eric whizzed passed me on...
Epic stories...I rememebr one time I was at the Wapred Tour and was backstage right after NOFX finished up...That's when Smelly Eric whizzed passed me on his xr50 with Fat Mike on the back headed back to their bus...the look on Fat Mike's face was classic...he was thrilled
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Speaking of, I thought Smelly was co-owner of Moto XXX. I never hear his name brought up anymore.
Yeah he still is, that's part of what makes the company so fuckin cool
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gnarwhip 12/9/2013 7:29pm
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Jordan also used to be in Pulley...another great band with former major-league pitcher Scott Radinsky on vocals
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look out below 12/9/2013 7:35pm
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Speaking of, I thought Smelly was co-owner of Moto XXX. I never hear his name brought up anymore.
I have been asking that for months now, and no one has answered me dammit!!

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jtomasik 12/9/2013 7:45pm
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If it would've been an ad about how you nailed the resurrected Jesus back to the cross and ganged Mary Magdoline at the foot of that cross, I would've thought you guys were bad....but beating up a fat old guy from some children fairy tales? Please.
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It's Saturday, no class today Regis. Just like you though, no class but if you wanna take Coal to school maybe you can find the playground...
It's Saturday, no class today Regis. Just like you though, no class but if you wanna take Coal to school maybe you can find the playground.

and please no more bedtime stories bro. I got no issue with MotoXXX but you sound like a whiny little bitch trying to stick up for her boyfriend. I'm sure the brand doesn't need you defending their business decisions even if you so called "finished your career under their tent". c'mon bro
Hey baby girl....that whiny little bitch earned a top 100 number in his day.......who the fuck are you?
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bmizar74 12/11/2013 11:52pm
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I've always loved Moto XXX and always will. I love they are coming back and fully back them. I think the ad is funny and love how much attention it is getting.
deadking 12/16/2013 1:56pm
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I've always loved Moto XXX and always will. I love they are coming back and fully back them. I think the ad is funny and love...
I've always loved Moto XXX and always will. I love they are coming back and fully back them. I think the ad is funny and love how much attention it is getting.
Boom!
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gnarwhip 12/16/2013 3:43pm
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blusmbl wrote:
Speaking of, I thought Smelly was co-owner of Moto XXX. I never hear his name brought up anymore.
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I have been asking that for months now, and no one has answered me dammit!!
yea he is...Smelly updated some stuff on the XXX facebook page not too long ago
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visser62 12/19/2013 12:21am
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It's time for this thread to die.
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gnarwhip 12/19/2013 2:27am
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OG MOTO XXX wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/12/18/39303/s1200_20131217_230806_1.jpg[/img]
Awesome
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jmx411 12/19/2013 6:29am
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When outsiders think of moto they think of people like Moto XXX. Thats not a good thing
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Moto_Geek 12/19/2013 8:07am
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I would have used Jeff Alessi holding a laser under that foot.
OG MOTO XXX 12/21/2013 2:53pm
12/21/2013 2:53pm

So wait...how about this ad from Fox that Ryan Dungey posted? You guys gonna cry a river about this one? Or is it ok because its Fox and Ryan Dungey?
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OG MOTO XXX wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/12/21/39542/s1200_FoxSantaPic.jpg[/img] So wait...how about this ad from Fox that Ryan Dungey posted? You guys gonna cry a river about this one? Or is it ok because...

So wait...how about this ad from Fox that Ryan Dungey posted? You guys gonna cry a river about this one? Or is it ok because its Fox and Ryan Dungey?
Ha now way.......nuff said. This should actually be the last post to this thread. Two-faced industry!!!! Long Live MotoXXX and special thankx to Kenny Watson (Ray Crumb) for bringing you and this revolution in, Burns. Please say 'Hello' to the rest of the original committee for me......Kurt, Eric. Your tombstone will read...."Pivotal Figures in the History of (F)MX!"

Thank you old friend. Look forward to the next edition.

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