I don't read the newspaper anymore when I poo at work

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Edited Date/Time 7/22/2012 6:07am
Been using my smart phone. Pretty sweet deal, I can look at nekkid pictures of girls or flip through chive.com.
I love my smart phone.
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72kiteboarder 7/18/2012 2:06pm
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Touch screens are as dirty as bathroom floors because of this particular habit. Jus Sayin'
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jonjon714 7/18/2012 2:22pm
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Careful....you'll end up losing time and staying on the hopper so long your leg(s) will fall asleep. Smart phone time goes quick!!
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reded 7/18/2012 2:32pm
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I haven't read a newspaper in 15 years, especially at work.
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4stroke4DWIN 7/18/2012 3:35pm
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WTF is a newspaper? I went paperless yrs ago......Blink

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XXVoid MainXX 7/18/2012 3:36pm
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I'm pooping right now.
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chuck317 7/18/2012 4:42pm
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i still read the paper i like holding it in my hands. the paper that is.
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jmar 7/18/2012 6:11pm
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72kiteboarder wrote:
Touch screens are as dirty as bathroom floors because of this particular habit. Jus Sayin'
I agree
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jonjon714 7/18/2012 6:30pm
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72kiteboarder wrote:
Touch screens are as dirty as bathroom floors because of this particular habit. Jus Sayin'
jmar wrote:
I agree
OK....what the hell do you guys do in the water closet that your phone would end up like the shitter floor???
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jmar 7/18/2012 6:37pm
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It's kind of like getting a to go cup of tea, and deciding that you have to piss before you leave. If you leave your tea on the table, the person cleaning off the tables will toss it. So do you carry your "to go" drink in the bathroom with you? I don't.

I hate the smudges on my iphone or ipad. I am always cleaning them with windex.
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captmoto 7/18/2012 8:23pm
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When you read a newspaper, you can use it to wipe if you get caught paperless.
Try THAT with a smart phone.
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Scratch and sniff app?
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72kiteboarder 7/18/2012 8:50pm
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captmoto wrote:
When you read a newspaper, you can use it to wipe if you get caught paperless.
Try THAT with a smart phone.
Why you think those touch screens are so nasty?

Oh and never play with the iPad in the stores that are on display. Those are some of the filthiest place you can ever put your fingers.
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XXVoid MainXX 7/18/2012 8:53pm
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jmar wrote:
It's kind of like getting a to go cup of tea, and deciding that you have to piss before you leave. If you leave your tea...
It's kind of like getting a to go cup of tea, and deciding that you have to piss before you leave. If you leave your tea on the table, the person cleaning off the tables will toss it. So do you carry your "to go" drink in the bathroom with you? I don't.

I hate the smudges on my iphone or ipad. I am always cleaning them with windex.
I usually just eat my Big Mac while sitting on the crapper. I'm efficient.
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DirtyFilter75 7/18/2012 9:12pm
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XXVoid MainXX wrote:
I usually just eat my Big Mac while sitting on the crapper. I'm efficient.
I once went to Taco Bell under protest bought my meal and threw it in the toilet. Let's be honest I saved my body a great deal of undue stress.
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Twitter for me when i shit.
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You wear bikini underwearWoohoo Woohoo Woohoo
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There's always food wrappers and crumbs in the port-o-shitters at the shipyards. Never understood that one. Sick

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jonjon714 7/19/2012 10:20am
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Oh, and Dirty.....it's called the sun and your legs need some!
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theroyz71 7/20/2012 6:39am
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This thread made me laugh.
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yzthumpa 7/20/2012 1:37pm
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My kid goes apeshit when I take the iPad into the crapper. Speaking of going apeshit, the one major newspaper in New Orleans is going to a 3-day schedule soon. People here are going nuts. Tom Benson, owner of the Saints and the Hornets, is trying to get the parent company to sell, and they aren't going for it. I'll miss my morning routine of reading the Sports section while taking a crap. Online news sucks. And yes, I still read actual books and won't download them onto my iPad.
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jasonv43 7/20/2012 3:06pm
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theroyz71 wrote:
This thread made me laugh.
I just giggled out loud.
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Mr. G 7/20/2012 3:23pm
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I am in construction and I can not tell you how many burrito wrappers I see in outhouses! Who wants to eat in there? Heck who wants to shit in there? I always feel like I must have dis-evolved when I step foot in there.
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yzthumpa 7/22/2012 6:07am
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One of the first things I taught my son was the art of the ass gasket. And those pre-fab ass gaskets out of the dispenser don't work, you have to fabricate your own from multiple layers of tp. I even use ass gaskets in hotel rooms in most cases, unless I'm hitting the shower immediately post-dump.

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