Thank you sir...May I have another!

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Edited Date/Time 1/24/2012 10:51pm
Greetings all. Long time lurker who's finally decided to come out of the shadows. Let the STFU's begin. By the way, I prefer FNG over NOOB.
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SEEMEFIRST 7/3/2008 1:23pm
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It's settled then, NOOB it is...Now STFU!!!


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brent26wood 7/3/2008 1:30pm
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lapper wrote:
Greetings all. Long time lurker who's finally decided to come out of the shadows. Let the STFU's begin. By the way, I prefer FNG over NOOB.
You'd think someone from Calvert County Md would rather be called SMIB.
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Slow ~ Pro 7/3/2008 3:16pm
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So you're Old, Fat, and Slow...

I guess that means you line up next to the moral majority, on this site.

Did they make you rub yourself down with engine oil like they did me ?

Welcome, now STFU NOOB !
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lapper 7/3/2008 4:19pm
7/3/2008 4:19pm Edited Date/Time 7/3/2008 4:22pm
Sorry...I'm a retired Army CWO. I thought it meant like the Army's "Don't ask, Don't announce" policy. No announcement to see here guys. Move along.

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RNagy052 7/3/2008 6:46pm
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lapper wrote:
Sorry...I'm a retired Army CWO. I thought it meant like the Army's "Don't ask, Don't announce" policy. No announcement to see here guys. Move along.
Well that explains it, he is an O.

Now STFU Sir.... and welcome on board.
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flarider 7/3/2008 6:50pm
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Welcome we love noobs

? u fav ridr?
? # r u?
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Larry 7/3/2008 6:53pm
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Whats a CWO? Have you ridden anything other than a staff car in the last 20 years?
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kopfjaeger 7/3/2008 6:55pm
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Well CWO arent really 0's theyre a lil different!!!!.....Lapper you a helo pilot?

Dave, what's up withe the texting crap?
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`ol Ger 7/4/2008 5:10am
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Welcome, Sir.


oG
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WhKnuckle 7/4/2008 6:14am
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`ol Ger wrote:
Welcome, Sir.


oG
C'mon, Ger, get with the program. You think the disciples didn't haze the new recruits?
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kaw rider9 7/4/2008 6:17am
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Welcome NEWB!!!

You might not be a lapper if ya rode a two smoke! Just sayin'...
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R-acer 7/4/2008 7:19am
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STFU NOOB!!!
Matt Fisher 7/4/2008 8:04am
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Welcome, and on this 4th of July, thank you for your service to our country.
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lapper 7/7/2008 10:24am
7/7/2008 10:24am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 7:31pm
CONGRATULATIONS

You scrolled past 16 STFU post to get to this point. Perseverance such as yours, combined with your complete disregard of your employer's Personal Internet Use policy, should be rewarded. To claim your reward, simply locate the Lapper's trailer shown below. It will be somewhere in the back camping area of Budds Creek this weekend. Introduce yourself as a VitalMX member and you will receive a cold frosty beverage similar to the one in the picture. Certain restrictions apply





Legal Crap: Actual prize may be smaller than it appears. YOT riders on AMA double secret probation / suspension are not eligible. YOT riders with a single digit National number are eligible, because you could probably kick my ass and take all my beer anyway! Prizes are limited to the first 24 VitalMX members, unless its really hot and I've under estimated my own personal consumption requirements. In this case, the Lapper reserves the right to break into the VitalMX prize cooler at any time. Limit 1 beverage per person unless you are, or could be, a scantily clad Energy Drink spokes model. The Lapper may be old and happily married, but he ain't blind. If the trailer is dark, I'm either not there, or asleep (I'm old...remember!). Come back at another time. Do not beat on my trailer door after midnight to claim your prize. The Lapper reserves the right to change the Silver Bullet to a copper one for violations of this rule.


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flarider 7/7/2008 10:33am
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Hillbilly will take your tire valves now
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Phlapjax 7/7/2008 10:59am
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W has a certificate for you.

STFU NOOB
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bhawkce 7/7/2008 11:12am
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If you're not a hawkdriver, you ain't shit!!

J/k...sorta

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Steve47 7/7/2008 11:53am
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flarider wrote:
Hillbilly will take your tire valves now
Don't know what you think Dave, but I kinda like this noob!


But still, STFU noob!
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lapper 7/7/2008 12:40pm
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bhawkce wrote:
If you're not a hawkdriver, you ain't shit!!

J/k...sorta
C & E Warrant, but I had my muddy boot time...3rd ACR. Brave Rifles! I've ridden Hawks, Shithooks, Abrams, One-one-threes, Bradleys, Hummers, Duces, Cutvees and Oh Yea.. Staff cars. I ain't no rotorhead so I guess I ain't shit!
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bhawkce 7/7/2008 3:31pm
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bhawkce wrote:
If you're not a hawkdriver, you ain't shit!!

J/k...sorta
lapper wrote:
C & E Warrant, but I had my muddy boot time...3rd ACR. Brave Rifles! I've ridden Hawks, Shithooks, Abrams, One-one-threes, Bradleys, Hummers, Duces, Cutvees and Oh...
C & E Warrant, but I had my muddy boot time...3rd ACR. Brave Rifles! I've ridden Hawks, Shithooks, Abrams, One-one-threes, Bradleys, Hummers, Duces, Cutvees and Oh Yea.. Staff cars. I ain't no rotorhead so I guess I ain't shit!
SO while you were getting dirty, i was off polishing my nails.. and eating warm tastey food! Ha haa!! Oh well good on ya for being a ground pounder!! Too bad you ended up a Penguin!!
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KMC440 7/7/2008 3:48pm
7/7/2008 3:48pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 7:32pm
Warrant Ossifer...... holy shit did you land in the right place.....

"we don't need no stinkin bashes"

heh heh heh

my uncle was CPO on the USS Enterprise CVN65....

welcome......... & stfu ( i guess )

no clones not that Enterprise.....

you guys had a kick ass band too "where the down boys go....."

hell yeah I remember now ! ! !
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Yamaha336 7/7/2008 3:48pm
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kopfjaeger wrote:
Well CWO arent really 0's theyre a lil different!!!!.....Lapper you a helo pilot?

Dave, what's up withe the texting crap?
They are better to deal with.
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Yamaha336 7/7/2008 3:55pm
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Larry wrote:
Whats a CWO? Have you ridden anything other than a staff car in the last 20 years?
Chief Warrant Officer
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So do you get to ring the bell outside of Nordstroms at Christmas? Now you can STFU.

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