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Edited Date/Time 1/20/2012 7:24am
Husband jumps in river to escape nagging



A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore.

Boats on the Yangtze River /PA pics

Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.

Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."

They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt.

"While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said one crewmate.

"The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river.

"We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river.

"I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.
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Big Lenny
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8/14/2009 1:42pm
He did it all wrong...
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8/14/2009 1:44pm
Big Lenny wrote:
He did it all wrong...
That's what I was thinking. Wrong person in the drink.
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8/14/2009 1:44pm
Nagging is bad. Nagging in Chinese must be hell.
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8/14/2009 1:46pm
Just proves no matter where you go, you can't please a woman.

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Big Lenny
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8/14/2009 1:47pm
JPT wrote:
Nagging is bad. Nagging in Chinese must be hell.
Laughing
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8/14/2009 1:48pm
JPT wrote:
Nagging is bad. Nagging in Chinese must be hell.
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8/14/2009 2:47pm
Big Lenny wrote:
He did it all wrong...
Tiki wrote:
That's what I was thinking. Wrong person in the drink.
LMFAO
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8/14/2009 3:03pm Edited Date/Time 4/17/2016 1:32am
That's one polluted river...


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8/14/2009 3:36pm Edited Date/Time 4/17/2016 1:32am
Poor fucking guy! Good one JPT!Laughing

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