Friday Funnies

When do we get to see the funny part?

The first one is literally true of McCain.

In one campaign ad he says "Washington is broken", as if he himself hasn't been a part of Washington for years, and therefore problem. The same is true for all politicians, into perpetuity, who campaign at every election cycle on the platform of "fixing" that which they themselves have helped create.

They should all be beheaded, have their corpses ground into slurry, and fed to fish, not voted in as our masters.

If you add John McCain's age and Barack Obama's age together you'll get the number of times Obama usually says "uh" when answering a question.