Flatbillers, Broisms, Fiddies

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It's the off season, say it loud, say it proud! Who can be Flatbiller of the day?
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FreshTopEnd 5/15/2010 9:35am
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The home range of the Common Flat Billed Twirp is predominantly the southern California coastal and inland regions, though examples can be found throughout North America.
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Yaya 5/15/2010 9:48am
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FreshTopEnd wrote:
The home range of the Common Flat Billed Twirp is predominantly the southern California coastal and inland regions, though examples can be found throughout North America.
Like the elusive white trash flatbillers in The Southern region of America. The range of roam is Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida. Adapative creatures they are; with a polo shirt torso and a head-dress of distinctive flatbill hats. It is definitely a sight to see!

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The good ol' flatbiller helmet



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HuskyEd 5/15/2010 9:57am
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And of course the "Bro's" clothing of choice..........

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Bro 'Ho'es!
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And you can't leave out the faded, t-shirt, gothic lettering, bromance relationships to this company hahaha
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FreshTopEnd wrote:
The home range of the Common Flat Billed Twirp is predominantly the southern California coastal and inland regions, though examples can be found throughout North America.
Yaya wrote:
Like the elusive white trash flatbillers in The Southern region of America. The range of roam is Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida. Adapative creatures they are...
Like the elusive white trash flatbillers in The Southern region of America. The range of roam is Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida. Adapative creatures they are; with a polo shirt torso and a head-dress of distinctive flatbill hats. It is definitely a sight to see!
Yes it is definetely a sight. I've been unlucky enough to spot them as far north as here in Kansas City, usually slinking their way through the local mall or making weird, unnatural arrangements with their fingers that seem to spell out words or letters.

They look very primitive and aggressive. I would strongly suggest against approaching one if spotted, as they seem easily agitated.
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HuskyEd 5/15/2010 10:14am
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Where I live, this seems to be their beverage of choice. Natty Ice.

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Yes it is definetely a sight. I've been unlucky enough to spot them as far north as here in Kansas City, usually slinking their way through...
Yes it is definetely a sight. I've been unlucky enough to spot them as far north as here in Kansas City, usually slinking their way through the local mall or making weird, unnatural arrangements with their fingers that seem to spell out words or letters.

They look very primitive and aggressive. I would strongly suggest against approaching one if spotted, as they seem easily agitated.
Well partly because the level of intelligence is at the Cro-magnon stage. They are unable to talk and speak intelligent sentences. Laughing
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That is me in the middle......back in 03 I believe before everyone started making fun of the BRO's it was my Halloween costume the other 2 guys to the left and right flat out copied me due to lack of creativity.....that costume almost got me into a fight at a friends party because some dude thought I was really dressed like that on purpose at a Halloween party. Basically they thought that I didn't actually dress up ....boy I had some explaining top do before I got jumped by a bunch of coast gaurd buddies LOLOL

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HuskyEd 5/15/2010 11:25am
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Lightning78 wrote:
That is me in the middle......back in 03 I believe before everyone started making fun of the BRO's it was my Halloween costume the other 2...
That is me in the middle......back in 03 I believe before everyone started making fun of the BRO's it was my Halloween costume the other 2 guys to the left and right flat out copied me due to lack of creativity.....that costume almost got me into a fight at a friends party because some dude thought I was really dressed like that on purpose at a Halloween party. Basically they thought that I didn't actually dress up ....boy I had some explaining top do before I got jumped by a bunch of coast gaurd buddies LOLOL

Man, I thought that was a parking lot party at A-1.Silly
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Mutt 5/15/2010 8:04pm
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HuskyEd, I think you've got some flat hat kook in you! I am a Flatbiller and there is a mod on this board who totally fits the "Bro" definition.
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FreshTopEnd wrote:
The home range of the Common Flat Billed Twirp is predominantly the southern California coastal and inland regions, though examples can be found throughout North America.
What's the limit for harvesting them?
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FreshTopEnd wrote:
The home range of the Common Flat Billed Twirp is predominantly the southern California coastal and inland regions, though examples can be found throughout North America.
`ol Ger wrote:
What's the limit for harvesting them?
Reap as many as you sow'd?

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the hole thing is GAY!
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Major part of the problem in this country...and of course, who they imitate/worship.
Idiots...
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What is the hunting weapon of choice? Shotgun with buckshot? Keep the hat and mount it on the wall?
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J.F.S 5/16/2010 12:02am
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Also called "BROs" because they constantly refer to each other as bro ("Hey bro"), a flatbiller is a kid covered in silly tattoes, tries his best to be x-treme, has a raised truck, rides dirtbikes and needs to talk about dirtbiking when other people are listening. Havasu and Glamis are the common vacation spots for west coast flatbillers. The term flatbiller refers to the flatbilled hats turned sideways that bros often wear. Common flatbiller accessories are custom lowered older cars, iron cross/west coast choppers stickers, bandanas, white stickers on the back window of their "street" truck that show how x-treme they are. Flatbillers are only allowed to wear black. There is an entire webpage devoted to providing flatbiller examples... the name is very creative, can you guess it?

Two flatbillers involved in an intelligent discourse at work-
Bro #1: Hey bro did you see my new west coast choppers tat, now I really look like eminem bro.
Bro #2: Bro, that tat is crazy, bro, you do look like eminem bro. We look so different than everyone else that is trying to look different.
Bro #1: Yeah bro, when I go dirtbiking I will have to let it air-out with the nipple ring. We are x-treme individuals bro. Nobody knows how to party like us. Did I mention that we dirtbike bro.
Bro #2: Awesome bro, these tattoes are never going out of style bro. They are timeless bro, like that "Limp Bizkit" scar that you scratched into your arm in 9th grade, bro.
Bro #1: Yeah bro. I need to get out of here bro, we should go to Havasu this weekend.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, but payday is next friday and I need to sink all my cash into the 8-ball shift-knob on the '63 bro.
Bro #1: I hear you bro, we need to ditch this job and become union pipelayers bro. That would be x-treme.
Customer: Can I have the large fries please.
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burnside 5/16/2010 5:27am
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I'd trade your US 'bros' for our UK chavs that infest the sport any day of the week!



sbarrington314 5/16/2010 5:48am
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Mutt wrote:
Bro 'Ho'es![img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020wd0.5LrFIAbS2jzbkF/SIG=136mp5npi/EXP=1274029213/**http%3a//www.metalmulisha.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mulishababes-12345.jpg[/img]
Bro 'Ho'es!
looks like i should start being a bro if this is what it gets me!
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Mutt wrote:
Bro 'Ho'es![img]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020wd0.5LrFIAbS2jzbkF/SIG=136mp5npi/EXP=1274029213/**http%3a//www.metalmulisha.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mulishababes-12345.jpg[/img]
Bro 'Ho'es!
sbarrington314 wrote:
looks like i should start being a bro if this is what it gets me!
no kiddin. those legs, god dayum
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You homos care way to much about what people wear.
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Sherwood wrote:
You homos care way to much about what people wear.
So...not hard to guess who's a flatbiller in this crowd now, huh?
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KAWboy14 5/16/2010 7:55am
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Sherwood wrote:
You homos care way to much about what people wear.
flarider wrote:
So...not hard to guess who's a flatbiller in this crowd now, huh?
hahahaha

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