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Edited Date/Time 1/19/2012 10:14pm
Sitting and listening to my kids play with their toys has to be some of the best comedy I've ever heard.

Right now my 4 year old daughter is playing with polly pockets in the other room singing really loudly "get your backpacks, bring it home. (clap clap). Don't forget your cheeeeee eeese." Anyone???

Earlier, she was playing house with her friend and their conversation went like this:

Maddie: We're playing house. It's dinner time, sit down and eat.

friend: YAAAA, what are we having for supper?

Maddie: It doesn't matter, sit down, shut up and eat your food. (really loud)



I was in tears laughing so hard. It is almost the same thing I say to her at the dinner table all the time.
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Dean 5/2/2008 8:38am
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crowe176 wrote:
Sitting and listening to my kids play with their toys has to be some of the best comedy I've ever heard. Right now my 4 year...
Sitting and listening to my kids play with their toys has to be some of the best comedy I've ever heard.

Right now my 4 year old daughter is playing with polly pockets in the other room singing really loudly "get your backpacks, bring it home. (clap clap). Don't forget your cheeeeee eeese." Anyone???

Earlier, she was playing house with her friend and their conversation went like this:

Maddie: We're playing house. It's dinner time, sit down and eat.

friend: YAAAA, what are we having for supper?

Maddie: It doesn't matter, sit down, shut up and eat your food. (really loud)



I was in tears laughing so hard. It is almost the same thing I say to her at the dinner table all the time.
my daughter just turned 5- I know what you mean

here's a sampling of her wit- (speaking about Zac Effron) " I like the way he MOVES!!!"
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alphado 5/2/2008 9:49am
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Kids rule! Best thing I ever did was have my 2 boys. I couldn't live a day without them.
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crowe176 5/2/2008 10:03am
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My son plays soccer in a 8 and under indoor league during the winter. He's six, first year playing and was one of 3 boys on the team. The rest were girls. Needless to say, they didn't score much or spend much time on the otherside of the field.

One of the boys was a pretty husky and uncoordinated kid, so they put him in goal a lot, which he liked. Anyway, he didn't stop too many of the balls, so my son would stand back in the goal with him and help him. It actually helped a lot, but he was doing this as a forward and it wasn't helping the team get the ball up field.

So, he comes over at halftime and I tell him he's doing awesome, because he was saving a lot of goals, probably more than the goalie without using his hands. But I told him if his coach doesn't wan thim back there, he needs to get up front and try to play his position and be ready to take the ball up field.

He leans over and whispers in my ear, "dad, that kid really sucks and needs all the help he can get".

It was so hard for me not to laugh..

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SCYRacing 5/2/2008 11:41am
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A couple weeks ago while watching the Penguins/Senators playoff game,a bit of violence broke out(imagine that).During one tussle,my emotions got the best of me and I shout You Can't Fuck With Gary Roberts(Pens winger)!
Well,later in the game,Roberts gets a goal.My son Evan(6 yrs. old),yells You Can't Raisin With Gary Roberts!My wife and were like What?He says,I know I can't say what Dad did so I said 'Raisin' instead.
Kids are the best,for sure.
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crowe176 5/2/2008 11:50am
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HA.

My daughter and I were in Sams Club a couple months ago and they had a karoke machine on display. The music wasn't playing but the mic was cranked up super loud. I turned around to check something out and she grabbed the mic and yells "I hate you, you're a poopy head".

I snatched her up quick and hauled ass. A couple floor wokers were an isle over busting up laughing.
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I remember when my kids were little. So many funny memories.........like the time my daughter was three, and we'd just given her an AR-15. Mom was showing her how to dissasemble and clean it, and faster than you could say "NO!", the little brat swallowed the extractor retaining pin. Or when the boy was five, and how much fun he had shooting Hillary targets with his AK. I remember when they both got their first handguns like it was yesterday........and they mixed up the parts from their 1911's and couldn't figure out how to get them back together because each one had the wrong parts. And reloading! So many laughs............when they were little, neither one was strong enough to run the press with the sizing die, so they'd both hang off it to pull the lever down. The girl's first batch..........she pressed all the bullets halfway down the case! And their little competitions were so hilarious. They used to time themselves blindfolded taking their AR's apart and putting them back together. My daughter used to wait until her brother had just got it apart, then she'd dump a bunch of spare AR parts in the pile. He'd get so flustered when he discovered he had two bolt carriers!
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crowe176 5/2/2008 12:18pm
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HA

My son shot some mountain dew cans with his red ryder for the first time last weekend. Now he wants to go with me to shoot my xd-40.
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Rooster 5/2/2008 12:50pm
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I remember when my kids were little. So many funny memories.........like the time my daughter was three, and we'd just given her an AR-15. Mom was...
I remember when my kids were little. So many funny memories.........like the time my daughter was three, and we'd just given her an AR-15. Mom was showing her how to dissasemble and clean it, and faster than you could say "NO!", the little brat swallowed the extractor retaining pin. Or when the boy was five, and how much fun he had shooting Hillary targets with his AK. I remember when they both got their first handguns like it was yesterday........and they mixed up the parts from their 1911's and couldn't figure out how to get them back together because each one had the wrong parts. And reloading! So many laughs............when they were little, neither one was strong enough to run the press with the sizing die, so they'd both hang off it to pull the lever down. The girl's first batch..........she pressed all the bullets halfway down the case! And their little competitions were so hilarious. They used to time themselves blindfolded taking their AR's apart and putting them back together. My daughter used to wait until her brother had just got it apart, then she'd dump a bunch of spare AR parts in the pile. He'd get so flustered when he discovered he had two bolt carriers!
Did this scare the shit out of anyone else?
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tuz371 5/2/2008 12:58pm
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Did this scare the shit out of anyone else?
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Rooster 5/2/2008 1:23pm
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Oh I know he was fishing. It was just a freaky peek into the mindset of a gun nut.
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xewbx 5/2/2008 1:47pm
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Oh I know he was fishing. It was just a freaky peek into the mindset of a gun nut.
Ah hah...........yet another name to add to my list of folks who will be working in my corn fields when society collapses.
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kdx man 5/2/2008 2:02pm
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Rooster wrote:
Oh I know he was fishing. It was just a freaky peek into the mindset of a gun nut.
I thought it was funny as hell.

I'm gonna work on ewb's cornfield just for the comedy.
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crowe176 5/2/2008 2:10pm
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I'm gonna recruit rooster to steal ewb's corn!
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xewbx 5/2/2008 2:24pm
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I'm gonna recruit rooster to steal ewb's corn!
That would be a very, very, very bad idea.
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crowe176 5/2/2008 2:26pm
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He knew what he was signing up for.
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tuz371 5/5/2008 5:50am
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crowe176 wrote:
I'm gonna recruit rooster to steal ewb's corn!
xewbx wrote:
That would be a very, very, very bad idea.
I'll just let Ewb grow the corn and then I'll show up with bigger guns and he'll be my bitch (joke).

Ewb, better start big and go bigger or else you'll just be a stepping stone for somebody else.
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skin290 5/5/2008 7:17am
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xewbx wrote:
I remember when my kids were little. So many funny memories.........like the time my daughter was three, and we'd just given her an AR-15. Mom was...
I remember when my kids were little. So many funny memories.........like the time my daughter was three, and we'd just given her an AR-15. Mom was showing her how to dissasemble and clean it, and faster than you could say "NO!", the little brat swallowed the extractor retaining pin. Or when the boy was five, and how much fun he had shooting Hillary targets with his AK. I remember when they both got their first handguns like it was yesterday........and they mixed up the parts from their 1911's and couldn't figure out how to get them back together because each one had the wrong parts. And reloading! So many laughs............when they were little, neither one was strong enough to run the press with the sizing die, so they'd both hang off it to pull the lever down. The girl's first batch..........she pressed all the bullets halfway down the case! And their little competitions were so hilarious. They used to time themselves blindfolded taking their AR's apart and putting them back together. My daughter used to wait until her brother had just got it apart, then she'd dump a bunch of spare AR parts in the pile. He'd get so flustered when he discovered he had two bolt carriers!
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Did this scare the shit out of anyone else?
Did we get a little scaredy-poo of a gun owner? Its OK, mommy will be here soon to give you a hug and your SOMA...

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Racer92 5/5/2008 7:34am
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LOL @ Ewb.
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Rooster 5/5/2008 7:40am
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I own a gun.

Guns don't scare me, unless you do stupid things with them like point them at me.

I find gun nuts scarier than the guns themselves.

Crowe:
Just feed me enough tequila and I'll get you ewbs corn. I'll be either bullet proof or invisible so it won't matter much what he does.

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