boomerang dong

Who's gonna see a thread called boomerang dong and not click on it LoL

I always thought a more homeopathic treatment would be to practice being  ambidextrous.

Well done. 

Maybe he has a lisp and his last name is actually O'Patrick. 

Nope

OK, now I have to tell the story,

I took my Mother and extended family out to dinner on Mothers day in 1997 or 98. She wanted the Olive Garden so she got the Olive Garden. I noticed that just a few tables away was Paula Jones, her husband and her two boys. Apparently they were regulars there as they lived in Long Beach at the time. They were finishing up and I asked our waiter if I could buy their dessert. No problem. They got up to leave and she came over to me and thanked me. Now my Mother was a hardline democrat and refused to talk to me for the rest of the day and for about 2 weeks. Here's where the bent pecker part comes in. In her lawsuit, her deposition included what she called a distinguishing characteristic with regards to Clinton's pecker. It served as proof that he did whip it out. As the commercial above says, that is called Peyronie's disease. I perused the menu for an Italian beer and found a more than suitable one. 

True story.

My Mother finally got over it and had a laugh when I explained the Peroni paert.

I like it!

😁

So when Bill spooged on Monicas dress he wasn't facing her? 45 degree angle?

Plausible deniability.

"Never saw the bitch"

I thought this thread was going to be about RFK Jr. and his collecting a road killed Raccoon so he could study it's penis.

Hahahahahahahabahaaaaa