You know you're getting old when...

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...your eyebrows grow faster than the hair on the top of your head.

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Racer92 4/18/2008 9:10am
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Your lap times are proportional to your mortgage payment.
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kaw rider9 4/18/2008 9:25am
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Racer92 wrote:
Your lap times are proportional to your mortgage payment.
HAHAHA!!!
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dougie 4/18/2008 9:39am
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My dad likes to say " Im old enough I dont buy any Green Bananas"

I heard someone the other day say about himself "Ive got one foot in the Grave and the other on a Banana peel"
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WhKnuckle 4/18/2008 9:43am
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I just turned 53 and, for the first time in my life, I'm feeling old. I remember when my dad started moving slower and had less energy, and now I know how he felt.

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jtomasik 4/18/2008 9:53am
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WhKnuckle wrote:
I just turned 53 and, for the first time in my life, I'm feeling old. I remember when my dad started moving slower and had less...
I just turned 53 and, for the first time in my life, I'm feeling old. I remember when my dad started moving slower and had less energy, and now I know how he felt.
Shocked

I'm in big trouble. The last couple of years I haven't been able to rehab injuries like I used to. I'm 45 and already feeling the pains.


Oh...back with the thread theme....


...you know you're getting old when you have more bathroom visits than erections in a day.
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Rooster 4/18/2008 9:57am
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You know you're getting old when...

...getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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JPT 4/18/2008 2:47pm
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jtomasik wrote:
...your eyebrows grow faster than the hair on the top of your head.

No shit and you have to trim your ears about once a week.
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dougie 4/18/2008 6:58pm
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jtomasik wrote:
...your eyebrows grow faster than the hair on the top of your head.

JPT wrote:
No shit and you have to trim your ears about once a week.
Aint that the shits. If I dont trim up weekly I look like Chewbaca in about a month.

What cracks me up is it seems to me that most guys that have the most ear and nose hair are married guys. Dont wives tell their men to trim up?
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theroyz71 4/18/2008 7:06pm
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I'm laughing and crying at the same time. I can grow hair everywhere but on top of my head.
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you are getting old when you no longer trust a fart........Blink Dizzy
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That would really suck if the old shit/fart separator broke down!
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Racer92 4/18/2008 8:05pm
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Void Main wrote:
That would really suck if the old shit/fart separator broke down!
Coke thru the nose,,,,,,
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jtomasik 4/18/2008 8:10pm
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Void Main wrote:
That would really suck if the old shit/fart separator broke down!
Umm...

Depends.
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You know your getting old when you can relate to when your getting old jokes.
Crazy Russian 4/19/2008 11:23am
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