Pretzels or, Brick Houses?

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Are you a 1 can or 2 can kind of guy?

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Oh, really? 

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Falcon wrote:

Is there an option for "I like 'em all?" 

All, you say? 

Find one and get back to us. 😆 

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Falcon wrote:

Is there an option for "I like 'em all?" 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
All, you say? Find one and get back to us. 😆 

All, you say? 

Find one and get back to us. 😆 

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Those first two look like Lou Ferrigno....I'd pass.

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BMR179 wrote:

Those first two look like Lou Ferrigno....I'd pass.

It's the same woman in all three pictures. 😄

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Sandberm656 12/16/2025 12:24pm
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BMR179 wrote:

Those first two look like Lou Ferrigno....I'd pass.

-MAVERICK- wrote:

It's the same woman in all three pictures. 😄

The face on the top pic looks like Paul Stanley.

 

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Gym guy here,  a few mens physique contests locally... The juice isn't worth the squeeze with the hardcore gym ladies.  Most are so diet focused, forget about an evening out with food and a drink or two.  Often moody,  constant self critique.  No sex drive one day,  nympho the next.

 

The bodybuilder ladies posted will have giant beans on them, and will probably try to peg you when they get really worked up.

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Austin Keyfinger 12/16/2025 2:31pm
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Falcon wrote:

Is there an option for "I like 'em all?" 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
All, you say? Find one and get back to us. 😆 

All, you say? 

Find one and get back to us. 😆 

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Those ladies smell for sure

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Chance1216 wrote:
Oh, really? 

Oh, really? 

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Now you're just cheating for the pretzel side 🤣

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BMR179 wrote:

Those first two look like Lou Ferrigno....I'd pass.

-MAVERICK- wrote:

It's the same woman in all three pictures. 😄

Sandberm656 wrote:
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The face on the top pic looks like Paul Stanley.

 

Paul Stanley was my first impression also! Then I acroll down and see I'm not the only one. 🤣

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Chance1216 wrote:
Oh, really? 

Oh, really? 

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ToolMaker wrote:

Now you're just cheating for the pretzel side 🤣

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

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Chance1216 wrote:
Oh, really? 

Oh, really? 

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ToolMaker wrote:

Now you're just cheating for the pretzel side 🤣

Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

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ToolMaker wrote:

Now you're just cheating for the pretzel side 🤣

Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

ToolMaker wrote:

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

She’d probably bite the tip off just for the protein. 

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Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

ToolMaker wrote:

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

Chance1216 wrote:

She’d probably bite the tip off just for the protein. 

Hahahaha! Dammit boy!

What's wrong with you?

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Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

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Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

ToolMaker wrote:

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

Chance1216 wrote:

She’d probably bite the tip off just for the protein. 

Fuck me running....that's gold Jerry! 😁

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ToolMaker wrote:

Now you're just cheating for the pretzel side 🤣

Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

ToolMaker wrote:

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

I'd take my chances with going blind

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Chance1216 wrote:

I’ll take a pretzel over that chick Maverick posted that looks like a veiny dick any day buddy. 

ToolMaker wrote:

I think I'd take celibacy over that.

racin mason wrote:

I'd take my chances with going blind

Maybe stop when you need glasses 🤣🤣🤣

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TeamGreen wrote:

Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

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TeamGreen wrote:

Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

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😄 Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that...

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

Answer: I RUN! 

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TeamGreen wrote:

Answer: I RUN! 

Not an option. Think about it, carefully. 

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TeamGreen wrote:

Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that...

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

 Decisions. Decisions. 😂

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TeamGreen wrote:

Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that...

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

Chance1216 wrote:
 Decisions. Decisions. 😂 

 Decisions. Decisions. 😂

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If it's all the same to you I'll take the bullet, thanks...

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TeamGreen wrote:

Note to self:

Stop sending Tequila to Maverick. 

-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that...

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

Take the bullet?

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-MAVERICK- wrote:
😄 Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that...

😄 

Gun to your head, you have to pick one. Do you go home with a 180lbs. muscle mommy or a five foot nothing, 450lbs. lady that put the buffet place out of business? 

Chance1216 wrote:
 Decisions. Decisions. 😂 

 Decisions. Decisions. 😂

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r_outsider wrote:

If it's all the same to you I'll take the bullet, thanks...

You beat me to it. Good thing there's more than one bullet 😂

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SEEMEFIRST 12/17/2025 6:32am
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Surf sex...

Slap that ass and ride the wave in!

But can I at least run her through the car wash a couple of times first?

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SEEMEFIRST wrote:

Surf sex...

Slap that ass and ride the wave in!

But can I at least run her through the car wash a couple of times first?

Ride the wave? You mean tsunami buddy.  Car wash? I bet a Hazmat team would be needed just to get that gravy out of her belly button. Can’t imagine what’s under the hood. 

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Austin Keyfinger 12/17/2025 7:17am
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:

Surf sex...

Slap that ass and ride the wave in!

But can I at least run her through the car wash a couple of times first?

Chance1216 wrote:
Ride the wave? You mean tsunami buddy.  Car wash? I bet a Hazmat team would be needed just to get that gravy out of her belly...

Ride the wave? You mean tsunami buddy.  Car wash? I bet a Hazmat team would be needed just to get that gravy out of her belly button. Can’t imagine what’s under the hood. 

You'd find all kinds of different colored stuff on the way in.

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