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That is a true statement

That's why the dipshits best stay on the other side of my fence

Are those yours? We raised Longhorns for about twenty years. Absolutely love em, damn smart critters. The one in the foreground is rockin some Watusi.

Longhorns are like giant dogs with horns.

If I had to work on a tractor or something with them around, I'd have a couple of giant snouts inches from my face. "Whatcha doin' Karl?"

And they'd jump around like your dog when you come home from work if you showed up with sweet feed. That was a bit unnerving, all that weight with horns bouncing around like crazed cow dogs.

Yes sir. Watched my oldest cow slide a horn under a cat that was intruding in her feed bowl and gently lift her out of the way. Really enjoyed dealing with them, now those fucking Charolais bitches, not so much!

Nope, it's because that's where we bury the bodies, they make for great fertilizer when the decompose.

A country bumpkin is at his uncle's for dinner one day. He asks his uncle, Uncle, you're a MIT PHD Engineer, I wonder if you could tell me something. Proud Uncle replies, there's not much I don't know so ask away.

Well Uncle, at home after dinner, we throw the left overs out the kitchen window, the dog comes and eats, the chickens come and eat, even the rabbits come and get their meal. Well, the chicken makes little piles of mush poo, the rabbits make shit in little balls, the dog's shit is more like a sausage. They all eat the same food, but why is their shit so different?

That's a real good question that I just don't know the answer.

So Uncle, all those years of school and you still don't know shit.

aka "Relief Valve" 

Who’s this “we” that hippy fuck is talking about? “We” (meaning me) still say retard(ed) all the time. 

But, but, but….. That’s insensitive. 😂

Hope you’re doing well buddy.