Welcome to the Soft Parade..........

Cool_Hand_Luke
Edited Date/Time 4/7/2025 9:51pm

A few months into the historic presidential term of Donald J. Trump, many are just in hysterics about all things Trump.

This song should make current events more lucid for those who have the DNC-issued blinders on.

Thank You

Luke. (One of my favorite all-time songs)

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The monk bought lunch
And he bought a little
Yes, he did
Woo
This is the best part of the trip
This is the trip, the best part
I really like
What'd he say?
Yeah
Yeah, right
Pretty good, huh
Huh
Yeah, I'm proud to be a part of this number


Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the soft parade


All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else, we say


Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah


The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah


Dear woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 8:38am
4/9/2025 8:38am Edited Date/Time 5/14/2025 8:29pm

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

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Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to finish, including the very first time stoned with nothing else to do. lol   Am I wrong ? 

 

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Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

Could it be the person 🫵🏼 rather than, the song? 
 

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 9:54am
4/9/2025 9:54am
Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

sumdood wrote:
Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to...

Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to finish, including the very first time stoned with nothing else to do. lol   Am I wrong ? 

 

Yes.

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 9:55am
4/9/2025 9:55am
Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

Chance1216 wrote:

Could it be the person 🫵🏼 rather than, the song? 
 

Nope, but nice try.

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Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

sumdood wrote:
Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to...

Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to finish, including the very first time stoned with nothing else to do. lol   Am I wrong ? 

 

I honestly love that whole album

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Chance1216 4/9/2025 11:06am
4/9/2025 11:06am Edited Date/Time 4/9/2025 11:09am
Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

Chance1216 wrote:

Could it be the person 🫵🏼 rather than, the song? 
 

Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

Nope, but nice try.

Then it’s a shitty song 😂🤣

Edit: It does have a catchy Christmas kinda jingle to it. I’ll give It that

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TAUTOG 4/9/2025 11:07am
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Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:
A few months into the historic presidential term of Donald J. Trump, many are just in hysterics about all things Trump.This song should make current events...

A few months into the historic presidential term of Donald J. Trump, many are just in hysterics about all things Trump.

This song should make current events more lucid for those who have the DNC-issued blinders on.

Thank You

Luke. (One of my favorite all-time songs)

=====================================================================

The monk bought lunch
And he bought a little
Yes, he did
Woo
This is the best part of the trip
This is the trip, the best part
I really like
What'd he say?
Yeah
Yeah, right
Pretty good, huh
Huh
Yeah, I'm proud to be a part of this number


Successful hills are here to stay
Everything must be this way
Gentle streets where people play
Welcome to the soft parade


All our lives we sweat and save
Building for a shallow grave
Must be something else, we say


Somehow to defend this place
Everything must be this way
Everything must be this way, yeah


The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah


Dear woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

"hysterics about all things Trump"

look in the mirror

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Spends every moment on a motocross message board  defending trump

Someone has an anti trump post

yOUrE oBseSsEd aNd sHOuLd sEEk hElP

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I loathe The Doors, and therefore refrained from downvoting due to excessive bias 🙂

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 2:45pm
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inflammable wrote:

I loathe The Doors, and therefore refrained from downvoting due to excessive bias 🙂

The most honest dude on Vitalmx. :o)

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 2:46pm
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zookrider62! wrote:

Spends every moment on a motocross message board  defending trump

Someone has an anti trump post

yOUrE oBseSsEd aNd sHOuLd sEEk hElP

You ok?

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I’m not the biggest Doors fan; but, they wrote some crazy stuff that’s simply indicative of that era in a way that is undeniably amazing. 

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TeamGreen wrote:

I’m not the biggest Doors fan; but, they wrote some crazy stuff that’s simply indicative of that era in a way that is undeniably amazing. 

Yeah, but Manny don’t you love her madly?

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Jim’s a junkie, man…….

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TeamGreen 4/9/2025 5:27pm
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TeamGreen wrote:

I’m not the biggest Doors fan; but, they wrote some crazy stuff that’s simply indicative of that era in a way that is undeniably amazing. 

EVH4Ever wrote:

Yeah, but Manny don’t you love her madly?

Don't you love her ways? 

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 5:32pm
4/9/2025 5:32pm
TeamGreen wrote:

I’m not the biggest Doors fan; but, they wrote some crazy stuff that’s simply indicative of that era in a way that is undeniably amazing. 

I'm a big Doors fan, and they wrote some crazy stuff that’s simply indicative of that era in a way that is undeniably amazing. ;o)

I just thought some of the lyrics in this song were apropos for the Trump train we are on......

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah
Dear woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/9/2025 5:35pm
4/9/2025 5:35pm
Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

25 downvotes on the Doors? 

You Vitards are broken, seek help.

sumdood wrote:
Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to...

Maybe because that's the worst Doors song in history ? 😄  I bet not one person on this forum has listened to that song start to finish, including the very first time stoned with nothing else to do. lol   Am I wrong ? 

 

TAUTOG wrote:

I honestly love that whole album

You have great taste in music......LA band.

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Cool_Hand_Luke 4/26/2025 9:57pm
4/26/2025 9:57pm

A few Crazy Democrat judges and intel leakers just got welcomed...... 

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

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TeamGreen 4/26/2025 11:29pm
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Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:
A few Crazy Democrat judges and intel leakers just got welcomed...... The Soft Parade has now begunListen to the engines humPeople out to have...

A few Crazy Democrat judges and intel leakers just got welcomed...... 

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

Remember when they said,”No one is above the law?” 🤣

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inflammable wrote:

I loathe The Doors, and therefore refrained from downvoting due to excessive bias 🙂

The only band I dislike more than The Doors is The Beatles. 

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FastEddy 4/27/2025 1:39pm
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This should be music to some folks ears.

Cool_Hand_Luke 5/14/2025 8:28pm
5/14/2025 8:28pm

Now on the Middle East tour of the Soft Parade......

The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
Cobra on my left
Leopard on my right, yeah

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Cool_Hand_Luke 5/14/2025 8:32pm
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Sully wrote:

The only band I dislike more than The Doors is The Beatles. 

Seek help, it will take you out of that dark place you are in. ;o)

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Sully 5/14/2025 8:40pm
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Sully wrote:

The only band I dislike more than The Doors is The Beatles. 

Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

Seek help, it will take you out of that dark place you are in. ;o)

I'd rather listen to the Brady Bunch album on repeat than listen to anything either of those bands put out...

Cool_Hand_Luke 5/15/2025 9:20am
5/15/2025 9:20am
Sully wrote:

The only band I dislike more than The Doors is The Beatles. 

Cool_Hand_Luke wrote:

Seek help, it will take you out of that dark place you are in. ;o)

Sully wrote:

I'd rather listen to the Brady Bunch album on repeat than listen to anything either of those bands put out...

Again, seek help. They are regarded as two of the most influential bands of all time.

There is still time for you to see the light. :o)

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Cool_Hand_Luke 5/25/2025 9:34am
5/25/2025 9:34am

Tim Cook from Apple this week.

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Cool_Hand_Luke 6/12/2025 3:15pm
6/12/2025 3:15pm

The congress broad from New Jersey.....just got indicted.......the Soft Parade.

Cool_Hand_Luke 6/12/2025 6:12pm
6/12/2025 6:12pm Edited Date/Time 6/12/2025 9:31pm

Iran now part of the Soft Parade.....

Dear woman in a silk dress
Girls with beads around their necks
Kiss the hunter of the green vest
Who has wrestled before
With lions in the night

"Operation Rising Lion" ~ Who knew!

Cool_Hand_Luke 7/10/2025 2:44pm
7/10/2025 2:44pm

Will be interesting  next few months....

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