Well, since arguing tends to fuck threads up, what could be more fun than consolidating it all into one fuck you thread? Got a problem with someone, post here instead of chiming in and, jacking a good thread up. I’m guilty of it. Usually, after getting quoted or, simply tired of the nonsense. I’ve seen remarks between Vital members that end up derailing threads. Once again, I’m guilty of it. So, here we are.
I’m sure this will end up in the Dumbgeon but, who knows. Maybe it’ll last more than a day. Might be entertaining. Might simply turn into another political shit show.
Let’s get started....
Ilovemoto. 99% of what you post or, of the threads you start aren’t exactly well received. Why is that?. Because, you can’t take a ten minute break from posting perhaps? I saw it was commented that you posted close to 2000 times in less than a month. Whether it’s true or not, it is believable. You mentioned I have a pack mentality. How could most of Vital continually disagree with or, get tired of you and, your POV? Monotony maybe? Does your overindulgence of keyboard strokes slightly resemble masturbation?
So..... Fuck You!!! 😁 Happy Friday but, Fuck You.
OW38B. Yep, You’re a racist. We all see it. No need to try asking, WHatDeYew mEannn? Can’t really say much more than that.... But, in the name of constitutional rights and, freedom of speech you’re so quick to use when convenient, while claiming I want speech suppressed,
Fuck You!! 😁 Once again, Happy Friday but, Fuck You!!
If this gets me clipped, it’s been fun but, it’s a Chance (pun intended) I’m willing to take.... Who knows, the mods might be happy if we could all consolidate our differences to a thread. Doubtful... Alright. Have fun fellas. Isn’t the best part of being on this forum doing our part to make it fun? Yes, the picture at the top was my old avatar. Don’t be a bunch of PUSSIES! Just kidding.
Offended? You already know..... 😉
ToolMaker is a really nice person. The rest of you are assholes.
Just kidding. TM is an asshole too.
That’s pretty funny ^
This is vintage NON-MOTO shit, fun. fucking. thread.
Believe it or not, I don't really have anyone on here I want to drop a "fuck you" on, but I'm super excited to see how this all goes.
I will say though, Chance, you're a...
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Haha. That’s fucking awesome. God damn FruitBat
Alright, Wombat one of the few liberals I believe I could have a civil conversation with (and makes thing interesting). Somewhere in every thread for a societal issue, you'll ask "why don't you fix it?" So I have to ask, when you complain about nonmoto, ruined ever since Newman's been gone. Why don't you fix it?
TM
Thank you, I work hard for that title, Just kidding, it comes natural.
In all honesty, I haven't tried to fix this place because...
a) it would be crazy elitist of me to assume it was broken
b) it would be crazy elitist of me to assume I could fix it
I think non-moto has become exactly what it's supposed to be at this moment, I just long for what it used to be; a place to shoot the shit, knock some ideas around, and do some fun intergenerational ribbing. There used to be a moderate level of respect around here but over the last few years it's turned into a room filled with kindergartners calling each other names, dumbasses spewing ignorant racist shit, and everyone blaming everyone for everything wrong with everything and "fixing it" it way too big of an undertaking for even my elitist ass.
#makenonmotogreatagain
Edit: Felt like I kinda copped out on my response. I feel like I should also say, I don't really care about non-moto enough to put in the time to make it better (for me). Over the years, I've felt that it would have been worth the time to try a few times, but not anymore. I've got businesses to run, wife to love, and a huge fucking world to see... if people wanna use this place as a safe place to say all the shit you have no one else to shout it at, go nuts, the world is just so much more pleasant than this board and I'd rather spend my time there.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You, you’re alright.
Fuck you.
Fuck You
Fuck you………
………and this is just a segment of dialogue from the movie, “Half Baked”, Mr. Itchy Clicky Finger Guy. If “R” rated language is frowned upon, I’ll edit it to a PG-13 version.
https://youtu.be/lAgTfwfycrM?si=9PwpquAl4L9k9Siz
Reminds me of how we became friends,
Everyone? This is the way Chance makes friends here on Vital.
We had it out, calling each other derogatory names.
Then after a few emails we now have each others back.
I know?, weird way to become friends but Chance (Damien) has your back.
Just my experience, With many ass-holes on here.
Fuck You to hühnerficker!! 😂
I try to stay clear of the major arguments on here but I wish there was a way to vote guys off the island.
I know a certain "ilm" would be gone very quickly as he's been one of the most annoying posters on here that I've seen in a long time, right up there with Sloan....🙄
Oh and Fuck You!!!!
NFM.....🥸
I Fucked myself yesterday. Properly.
Was about to leave work when I noticed that my Renthal grip on my throttle tube had over time rolled back and the waffle was now starting to face up which for me is a "fuck you" from the grip being pissed at not being secured correctly.
So...here's how I fucked myself. I figured that from aggressively rolling the fucker wide open many times caused the grip to shift on the tube. I grabbed the fucking thing and brutally twisted it back to the correct position But at the same time I broke the tube where the cable is secured.
Im'a fuck head. I should have known better...yet I fucked myself and ended having to "pull wire" in order to get home.
Occasionally one of you fuckwits may get under my skin but for the most part I have thick fucking skin.
So to all you awesome fuckheads.....fuck you and have a great fucking weekend.
Me? I'm about to pull wire again....I need to go and pick up a new fucking throttle tube.
Great thread BTW.
Amen, Gary.
It's like the chorus from the classic Stealer's Wheel song.....
Pit Row
"hey dead beat abusive piece of shit dad's, FUCK YOU"
- my step son with a sorry excuse for a dad.
Mother fucker dropped him off and said never want to see you again when he was 8. worked his worm ass way back into his life and doubled up again last month. Dumb cunt
Kick that dude in the pussy
That reminded me of a story when I was quite young and dumb and very drunk. Buddy and I are coming home from the bar one night (1:30ish) in his baja bug. Throttle cable comes out of the mechanism on the carb on the way home. No worries, you sit in the car and drive, I'll stand on the engine and work the throttle. And that's how we got home. Fuck me the stupid shit I did as a kid. One day I'll grow up and stop doing stupid shit. On second thought, that requires growing up, fuck that!
TM
Fuck You! To whoever marked the course at the turn after the dry lake bed at the San Felipe 250!
Actually, it’s entirely our fault (my team). We didn’t have a proper set-up for our GPS & it had flown off the bike early in the race…
I hope you all are having an epic weekend and DON’T FORGET YOUR SUPERCROSS PICKS!
So, with that said…
Fuck You! 😂
Manny
Haters gonna hate…
Cute car, whats your husband drive?
(kidding of course)
My pops has a vet, super fun car. Grippy as shit.
Nice ride TXDirt! If you don't let me take it for a spin, F U.
Z51…?
Poor man’s version…
Now if you got the cash you can get a Z06 and they are rocking I think 800HP!
I could get there in the aftermarket world…but even that’s out of my budge.
I’d say we drive it equally 50/50. Maybe she drives it a bit more … it's been in the garage all winter, now the weather is nice and we can take it out for a drive
I’ve been a big corvette fan growing up.
This new style C8 with the rear engine is just really a pretty sweet looking ride. Turns heads for sure.
The hard top convertible is just really puts it over the top.
Amazing car to drive!
I'm not a huge car guy but the first time I gave it a spin it was one of the few "holy fuck" moments.
It felt like I was driving a go-cart with a jet engine. Hugged corners like a boss, smooth but incredibly tight acceleration, and somehow steady-heavy yet mind-blowingly light feeling.
"Cute car, whats your husband drive?" Ha!
Jack Nicholas was showing a guy his new hybrid fairway club a few years ago. The said "Cool. My grandmother just got one. She loves it."
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