If you don't ride you wont get it

Loose
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Edited Date/Time 1/26/2012 12:25pm
Scenario;

Christmas day - I'm doing the right thing and carving the ham, slip with the knife and cut my left index finger between the first and second knuckle to the bone. Lots of blood, stitches and plaster = no riding.

Last Wednesday - Hand all good, get talking to one of the fathers at my sons child care and he tells me he has a KX 500, KTM 450 SXF and a Husky 610 in the shed, come for a ride he says!

Last night - Taking the seed out of an Avocado with a knife and it slips and cuts my left thumb between the first and second knuckle, nice and deep again. Lots of blood, stitches and plaster = still no freaking riding.

I need to hire a cook
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MOgle80
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1/29/2010 10:22pm
Hope you're not a dentist or surgeon.
kwhite199
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1/29/2010 10:23pm
You may want to stay away from knives! I hope you get back on the bike soon Smile
1/29/2010 10:25pm
I thought the thread title was referring to Stewart. Dizzy
Preset
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1/29/2010 10:38pm
I think that you need to hold the knife tight not loose.
Get well soon mate and get out there amongst it

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CamP
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1/29/2010 10:42pm
Remove all sharp instruments from the house immediately.
MX45
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1/29/2010 10:44pm
you should use one of these
Preset
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1/29/2010 10:48pm
or one of these perhaps

MX45
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1/29/2010 10:50pm
the kevlar does just fine
racin mason
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1/29/2010 10:52pm
Hope you heal up quick, in the meantime dont touch any thing sharper than a pillow!!!! I really shouldnt give you a bad time I sliced a finger up pretty good cleaning salmon recently.The bitch of it is I spent time comercial fishing for salmon and have cleaned thousands without a nick. I ruined sunday dinner with a trip to the E.R.I had to cut the finger off of my glove so I could still ride with my swolen and stitched up index finger.
jtomasik
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1/29/2010 11:08pm
The last thing you should do is ride a dirt bike.
Clutchy
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1/29/2010 11:12pm
Now I would think a cook would get it....?
Sawblade
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1/29/2010 11:23pm
Dude, order take out before you loose a digit!
Shocker
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1/30/2010 2:14pm
Bud, I honestly feel for you. Nothing like a double kick in the nuts. Good thing is you know it is worth the wait to throw a leg over a bike,
jndmx
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1/30/2010 2:17pm
MX45 wrote:
you should use one of these [img]http://www.askthemeatman.com/images/ansell%20kevlar%20glove.jpg[/img]
you should use one of these
You should buy two.....
These work very well by the way I worked a few places that used them.

That sucks, hope you heal quick.
Kinetic1
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1/30/2010 2:19pm
I though my wife was posting here again. She is forever cutting herself. heal up soon and stop being stupid with the cutlery.Smile
nobhead
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1/30/2010 2:25pm
My son is 7 and I have to keep shiny sharp things away from him too.
mrquick
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1/30/2010 2:52pm
You had a chance to ride a 610 husky and screwed it up...shame on you...lol
Crash82
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1/30/2010 3:20pm Edited Date/Time 1/30/2010 4:10pm
LOL, cutting the seed out of a avocado, what the heck man, I bet you've knocked yourself out while brushing your teeth...
newmann
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1/30/2010 4:04pm
Remember when sex.....uh....I mean....cooking was safe and dirtbikes were dangerous?Smile

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