My wife deserves her own thread of retardedness

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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 11:00am
True story.

Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed to lose her Debit card, I.D., get arrested for drunk driving and get my fucking truck impounded.

So, instead of coming home, she goes to her moms, calls me and tells me I need to go down to the police station, pay $50 to get a release ticket to pick my truck up at the impound and pay another $125 to the impound. While I'm at the police station, a cop comes out and tells me he wants to ask me some questions.. So, I start sweating for a second, and then he asks me: "When we arrested your wife, she mentioned that you were probably going to hurt her or even kill her for getting your truck impounded"

Jesus fucking christ... Counseling, AA and all the above, see yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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FishBone 9/15/2009 12:45pm
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err HOF ... I think

and WOW
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I think a spanking is in order!
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ZEDHED 9/15/2009 12:49pm
9/15/2009 12:49pm Edited Date/Time 11/15/2010 6:07am
crowe176 wrote:
True story. Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed...
True story.

Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed to lose her Debit card, I.D., get arrested for drunk driving and get my fucking truck impounded.

So, instead of coming home, she goes to her moms, calls me and tells me I need to go down to the police station, pay $50 to get a release ticket to pick my truck up at the impound and pay another $125 to the impound. While I'm at the police station, a cop comes out and tells me he wants to ask me some questions.. So, I start sweating for a second, and then he asks me: "When we arrested your wife, she mentioned that you were probably going to hurt her or even kill her for getting your truck impounded"

Jesus fucking christ... Counseling, AA and all the above, see yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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kcadrenalin 9/15/2009 12:51pm
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I would be a mad MOFO!

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For what it's worth I met my ex the first time riding around the neighborhood on my dirtbike when I was 14.
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crowe176 9/15/2009 12:54pm
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crowe176 wrote:
True story. Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed...
True story.

Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed to lose her Debit card, I.D., get arrested for drunk driving and get my fucking truck impounded.

So, instead of coming home, she goes to her moms, calls me and tells me I need to go down to the police station, pay $50 to get a release ticket to pick my truck up at the impound and pay another $125 to the impound. While I'm at the police station, a cop comes out and tells me he wants to ask me some questions.. So, I start sweating for a second, and then he asks me: "When we arrested your wife, she mentioned that you were probably going to hurt her or even kill her for getting your truck impounded"

Jesus fucking christ... Counseling, AA and all the above, see yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
ZEDHED wrote:
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
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crowe176 wrote:
True story. Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed...
True story.

Me and a couple friends went to a bluegrass festival (Wheatland) this weekend. I was only gone for 2 days, and my wife managed to lose her Debit card, I.D., get arrested for drunk driving and get my fucking truck impounded.

So, instead of coming home, she goes to her moms, calls me and tells me I need to go down to the police station, pay $50 to get a release ticket to pick my truck up at the impound and pay another $125 to the impound. While I'm at the police station, a cop comes out and tells me he wants to ask me some questions.. So, I start sweating for a second, and then he asks me: "When we arrested your wife, she mentioned that you were probably going to hurt her or even kill her for getting your truck impounded"

Jesus fucking christ... Counseling, AA and all the above, see yaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
its all your fault..thats what they would say at anger management classes

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Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar...
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
Tell her that I said hi!
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There goes your new dirt bike.
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Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar...
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
huck wrote:
Tell her that I said hi!
Asshole, you should have been driving.
DirtyFilter75 9/15/2009 12:58pm
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Did they take a boobie pic in booking?
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crowe176 wrote:
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar...
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
Sounds like you need to hit the eject button on that deal.

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You sir, picked a winner
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DirtyFilter75 wrote:
Did they take a boobie pic in booking?
They probably would have dropped the charges. I would have.
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crowe176 9/15/2009 1:00pm
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zookrider62! wrote:
You sir, picked a winner
I was 20 and I think I did it because my dad told me not to.

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zookrider62! 9/15/2009 1:04pm
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You sir, picked a winner
crowe176 wrote:
I was 20 and I think I did it because my dad told me not to.

Haha, sometimes father does know best I suppose.
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crowe176 wrote:
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar...
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
huck wrote:
Tell her that I said hi!
crowe176 wrote:
Asshole, you should have been driving.
In a sense... I was...

DirtyFilter75 9/15/2009 1:08pm
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some of that finger print ink some boobies and a sheet of paper and you could make some killer bullseye's.

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crowe176 wrote:
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar...
Something.. I shake my head at least twice a day at something she does. The BS ya have to put up with to have a sugar mama.
Racer92 wrote:
Sounds like you need to hit the eject button on that deal. [img]https://www.renishaw.com/media/img/gen/ab704daa2a2e471e84192751951f07ab.jpg[/img]
Sounds like you need to hit the eject button on that deal.

I already did that, unfortunately I still get caught in the jet blast. but, you already knew this
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sc961 9/15/2009 1:13pm
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Mug shot??
DirtyFilter75 9/15/2009 1:23pm
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This thread is worthless without pics!
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crowe176 9/15/2009 1:24pm
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I was just looking.. When I can get it I will.
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There is a reason they call it a bitch slap you know.

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