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I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery of it here (don't ask...they just did). They couldn't figure out why they were getting people driving up to them and pointing at the boat and laughing, or shouting rude comments, saying the name on the boat.

So they brought it by the shop to have me put a different name on it. I walk out into the parking lot to see it and measure the transom.

It was called

Mike Hunt
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That would be embarrassing. I would rename it to Jack Hoff.

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Anonymous wrote:
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery...
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery of it here (don't ask...they just did). They couldn't figure out why they were getting people driving up to them and pointing at the boat and laughing, or shouting rude comments, saying the name on the boat.

So they brought it by the shop to have me put a different name on it. I walk out into the parking lot to see it and measure the transom.

It was called

Mike Hunt
what did you tell them ?
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mcphilly wrote:
White people stole my car
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FishBone wrote:
what did you tell them ?
I can change it for $225. And so I did. To Awesomer Long, with a sun and palm tree picture to boot.
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Void Main 9/6/2009 6:52am
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Awesomer Long? As in Long Duck Dong? Long Duck Dong would have been a good name.
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Ron Jeremy’s Boat Should Be

DICKALOTAPUSS

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I had a Laser named "Katcantskratchit". Women would ask what it meant, and most men would give me the thumbs up (behind their woman's back).
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Anonymous wrote:
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery...
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery of it here (don't ask...they just did). They couldn't figure out why they were getting people driving up to them and pointing at the boat and laughing, or shouting rude comments, saying the name on the boat.

So they brought it by the shop to have me put a different name on it. I walk out into the parking lot to see it and measure the transom.

It was called

Mike Hunt
Did you at least tell them that it is bad luck to change a boat's name?
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I renamed my boat...
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Did you at least tell them that it is bad luck to change a boat's name?
We spend all summer changing names on boats..
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SEEMEFIRST wrote:
Did you at least tell them that it is bad luck to change a boat's name?
SteveS wrote:
We spend all summer changing names on boats..
Yeah, before the Laser I had a Dolphin. The guy I bought it from named it "Puddle Wart". That didn't last long.
tcannon521 9/8/2009 5:49pm
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Anonymous wrote:
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery...
I just finished changing the name on a boat. Folks are from San Diego, bought a Sea Ray 290 from someone in Florida and took delivery of it here (don't ask...they just did). They couldn't figure out why they were getting people driving up to them and pointing at the boat and laughing, or shouting rude comments, saying the name on the boat.

So they brought it by the shop to have me put a different name on it. I walk out into the parking lot to see it and measure the transom.

It was called

Mike Hunt
That's awesome!!

I actually went to school with a guy named Michael Hunt and he went by Mike Hunt. We never thought of it during school though, it was years later when it was made popular that I even put two and two together...
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I've done some really strange names on boats, but that one may take the cake.
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Why would you name your boat "This content is no longer available"?

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