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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 8:42am
I've been thinking about going accross the street and kicking the neighbor's cat. Nice enough cat, stays in his own yard and all. Neighbor's a nice enough guy too. Just something I'm considering doing.

I'll go with the majority vote, believing in democracy and all.
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jmar 8/10/2009 9:33pm
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What's the catch here?
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ocscottie 8/10/2009 9:37pm
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We have a cat that i fucking hate, i would love to be able to kick it...just once.
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Void Main 8/10/2009 9:41pm
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All cats deserve a good kicking. They were bred for it.
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FishBone 8/10/2009 9:43pm
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gov. notice : prior to kicking said cat you are required by law to offer it Compulsory End-Of-Life Counseling …It’s imperative that this cat understand that choosing to terminate it's life now it will save his owners money on the vet bills they will incur from the damages you may inflict while kicking said cat

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Void Main 8/10/2009 9:45pm
8/10/2009 9:45pm Edited Date/Time 8/10/2009 9:47pm
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All cats deserve a good kicking. They were bred for it.
What I mean by that is they were bred to where the distance between the front and hind legs on the average cat is exactly the same as the width of the average human foot. Just don't kick the striped ones.

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Void Main 8/10/2009 9:50pm
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Well I screwed up and didn't post the pic I meant to post, then went back and added it. You must have known what I was talking about. Smile
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olddude 8/10/2009 10:10pm
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Har!

I vote kick the cat.

I just shot one of those funny looking smelly ones. I hope he made it out to the ditch and got swept away. I'll know in a couple of days.
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BUTCH 8/10/2009 10:11pm
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When I was 6 years old, my family had just moved . While moving into the new house all the doors were open and my older sister kept petting a love'n up on this cat that was hang'n around the house. So my dad tell's her" leave that god damn cat alone!". About 10 minutes later she's still love'n up the cat , my mom tells her" leave that god damn cat alone!". Awhile went by and my sister is still fuck'n around with the cat. My dad see's her out on the deck still with the cat, so he walks out there , comes up behind her , reaches over her and grabs the cat by it's tail, walks over to the front of the railing of the deck and drop kicks that poor cat like George Blanda off the deck about 15' in the air and the deck was about 10 feet off the ground. Last thing I see was that poor cat flying thru the air scream'n bloody murder! As I look back on this , I think you should kick the shit outta the cat John, because it really was kinda cool!Cool Wink
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JPT 8/10/2009 10:13pm
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Well, I'm gonna hold the voting open until morning, but so far it ain't looking too good for Fluffy.
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09450f 8/10/2009 11:08pm
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animal cruelty..say it isn't so..don't you dare hurt that pussy cat

is the heat of vegas getting to you?
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JPT 8/10/2009 11:16pm
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OK, I got one "No".
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When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it the old 1, 2, 3, vertical toss as high as possible. They would cling onto the pole once they lost upward momemtum about 10-15 feet up. Never had one hit the ground. I got a stray now that got it's tail caught under the wheel of my desk chair. Screamed like a mutha. Her tail looks like a hockey stick now.Devil

Give that cat a kick start,JPT.
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Kinetic1 8/11/2009 3:08am
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You know you go to jail for stuff like that these days. Make absolutely sure no one can see you, then kick the kitty.
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Racer92 8/11/2009 4:10am
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You guys are some sick phucks.....
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Punt the PUSSY!!!
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kaw rider9 8/11/2009 5:28am
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I'll bet five bucks you can't kick it over 25 feet....
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Crash82 8/11/2009 5:35am
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project racer wrote:
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it...
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it the old 1, 2, 3, vertical toss as high as possible. They would cling onto the pole once they lost upward momemtum about 10-15 feet up. Never had one hit the ground. I got a stray now that got it's tail caught under the wheel of my desk chair. Screamed like a mutha. Her tail looks like a hockey stick now.Devil

Give that cat a kick start,JPT.
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
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kaw rider9 8/11/2009 5:39am
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Crash82 wrote:
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it...
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
I shoot mice with my pellet gun, am I a piece of shit too?

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premixer 8/11/2009 5:39am
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I say you leave fluffy alone. Go find some hairless kitty you can play with instead.
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JPT 8/11/2009 5:44am
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I missed. Damn cat's fast. I must have looked like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Think I pulled a muscle. Now I'm trying to explain to the wife how I could hurt myself taking the garbage to the street. Hope this don't show up on YouTube.

Being middle aged ain't near as much fun as I had anticipated. Think I'll stick to Trivia.

Well played Fluffy, well played.
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Void Main 8/11/2009 5:46am
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project racer wrote:
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it...
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it the old 1, 2, 3, vertical toss as high as possible. They would cling onto the pole once they lost upward momemtum about 10-15 feet up. Never had one hit the ground. I got a stray now that got it's tail caught under the wheel of my desk chair. Screamed like a mutha. Her tail looks like a hockey stick now.Devil

Give that cat a kick start,JPT.
Crash82 wrote:
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it...
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
We used to launch them off the roof of our barn and see how many flips we could give them and they still land on their feet.










Three is about the limit by the way.
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JPT wrote:
I missed. Damn cat's fast. I must have looked like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Think I pulled a muscle. Now I'm trying to...
I missed. Damn cat's fast. I must have looked like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. Think I pulled a muscle. Now I'm trying to explain to the wife how I could hurt myself taking the garbage to the street. Hope this don't show up on YouTube.

Being middle aged ain't near as much fun as I had anticipated. Think I'll stick to Trivia.

Well played Fluffy, well played.
JPT...you were "middle aged" several years ago... Blush


Just remember, if you get caught kicking cats, tell them that it's part of your culture...
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Crash82 8/11/2009 5:52am
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Crash82 wrote:
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it...
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
kaw rider9 wrote:
I shoot mice with my pellet gun, am I a piece of shit too?
I always thought you were pretty cool, I guess if the mice are getting in your stuff it's ok. If you are just shooting innocent mice chilling out in a field, i don't know.
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Crash82 8/11/2009 5:53am
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project racer wrote:
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it...
When I was a kid living in Culver City, we used to grab us up a cat and stand next to a utility pole,and give it the old 1, 2, 3, vertical toss as high as possible. They would cling onto the pole once they lost upward momemtum about 10-15 feet up. Never had one hit the ground. I got a stray now that got it's tail caught under the wheel of my desk chair. Screamed like a mutha. Her tail looks like a hockey stick now.Devil

Give that cat a kick start,JPT.
Crash82 wrote:
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it...
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
Void Main wrote:
We used to launch them off the roof of our barn and see how many flips we could give them and they still land on their...
We used to launch them off the roof of our barn and see how many flips we could give them and they still land on their feet.










Three is about the limit by the way.
Cool, thanks for the info, I guess we will find out how many you can do now.
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Void Main 8/11/2009 5:55am
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Come on Crash, they liked it. They always came back for more when I filled up their milk pan. Wink
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Crash82 wrote:
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it...
You're a piece of shit dude, you need to be in jail. If i can ever prove one of you guys ever kicked a cat, it will be the last cat you kick.
kaw rider9 wrote:
I shoot mice with my pellet gun, am I a piece of shit too?
Crash82 wrote:
I always thought you were pretty cool, I guess if the mice are getting in your stuff it's ok. If you are just shooting innocent mice...
I always thought you were pretty cool, I guess if the mice are getting in your stuff it's ok. If you are just shooting innocent mice chilling out in a field, i don't know.
They're in my shop.. When they run across the floor, I pop a cap in em'..

They're not innocent!! They eat stuff and shit all over my desks and tables.. My damn lunch table has mouse shit on it every day... I make my brother clean it up though!!

I have been known to tape a piece of cardboard up by the ceiling near a small hole. I'll put a cracker with cheese on said cardboard and wait.. When the little fuckers try to eat, I...... Well, You get the picture.....Cool
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jtomasik 8/11/2009 6:18am
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I used to think about kicking a cat. But then I realized my dislike was misguided, much the same like hating a politician who was elected in a democracy.

Kick the whining cat owner instead. Just imagine how satisfying it would be to plant one on Crash...
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Crash82 8/11/2009 7:37am
8/11/2009 7:37am Edited Date/Time 8/11/2009 7:43am
JPT wrote:
I've been thinking about going accross the street and kicking the neighbor's cat. Nice enough cat, stays in his own yard and all. Neighbor's a nice...
I've been thinking about going accross the street and kicking the neighbor's cat. Nice enough cat, stays in his own yard and all. Neighbor's a nice enough guy too. Just something I'm considering doing.

I'll go with the majority vote, believing in democracy and all.
Yes shop mice must be killed, Rats and mice get in my Dad's plane, they like to make nests in the tail boom. They've eaten his harness completely through, cut wiring and even stole his truck keys off the nail he hangs them on in the barn!
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Crash82 8/11/2009 7:48am
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jtomasik wrote:
I used to think about kicking a cat. But then I realized my dislike was misguided, much the same like hating a politician who was elected...
I used to think about kicking a cat. But then I realized my dislike was misguided, much the same like hating a politician who was elected in a democracy.

Kick the whining cat owner instead. Just imagine how satisfying it would be to plant one on Crash...
Spoken like a true p*s*y. No pun intended.
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Ivan 8/11/2009 7:52am
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JPT wrote:
I've been thinking about going accross the street and kicking the neighbor's cat. Nice enough cat, stays in his own yard and all. Neighbor's a nice...
I've been thinking about going accross the street and kicking the neighbor's cat. Nice enough cat, stays in his own yard and all. Neighbor's a nice enough guy too. Just something I'm considering doing.

I'll go with the majority vote, believing in democracy and all.
Hold him in your arms and pet him until he falls asleep. Then jump in the pool. Make sure you're not wearing a shirt.

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