Favorite Joke Punchlines

JPT
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JPT
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Hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred.
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Void Main 6/26/2009 6:45pm
6/26/2009 6:45pm
No, that's just a little ice cream.
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Dean 6/26/2009 6:57pm
6/26/2009 6:57pm
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SEEMEFIRST
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SEEMEFIRST 6/26/2009 8:16pm
6/26/2009 8:16pm
I don't know who the dude in the hat is, but the other guy is Big John from waxahatchie Texas. Classic.
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SEEMEFIRST 6/26/2009 8:17pm
6/26/2009 8:17pm
He IS Jesus, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer.

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SEEMEFIRST 6/26/2009 8:19pm
6/26/2009 8:19pm
Ma'am, the last time I flew over Germany, we didn't land.
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jonjon714 6/26/2009 9:08pm
6/26/2009 9:08pm
Rectum!?! Damn near killed him...
JPT
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JPT 6/27/2009 5:08am
6/27/2009 5:08am
Yeah but it ain't deep!
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yzthumpa 6/27/2009 5:13am
6/27/2009 5:13am
...and all this time I've been eating mine plain.
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jtomasik 6/27/2009 8:01am
6/27/2009 8:01am
Your mom.
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Cygnus 6/27/2009 8:13am
6/27/2009 8:13am
I promise I'll only stick in the tip.
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Ivan 6/27/2009 8:29am
6/27/2009 8:29am
" I cant mom. I'm fucking her as fast as I can."
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Yardsale 6/27/2009 12:37pm
6/27/2009 12:37pm
That's what she said
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09450f 6/27/2009 1:07pm
6/27/2009 1:07pm
Yardsale wrote:
That's what she said
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