What Really Grinds my Gears - Global RAGE Thread

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Here's mine...
Every time I go to mow my yard I have to walk my front yard and pick up all the litter that was thrown from cars.
I have torn up to many blades to not take the time to see what's out there. I hate litter bugs!
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Buddy of mine was an LA motor cop.
He said littering was the one violation that he never issued a warning for.
Ticket every time.

Here is my rage.
Tinted driver windows at four way stops.
I pull up and the car to my right was already at the intersection.
They have the right of way as they arrived first and they are on my right.
No movement from car on my right.
I politely motion for them to proceed.
Nothing happens,
Repeat motion still nothing.
Giving up I cautiously proceed only to look through their non tinted windshield and they are giving me the WTF took you so long look.
My guess is they were motioning for me to proceed not understanding that their intentions cannot be conveyed due to their #5 tint cloak of ignorance.
Other than that life is pretty good!




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Ok muther fuckers when I'm rollin loaded I'm 77 thousand pounds + ... guess what asswipes that makes me a shit ton less nimble than a Porsche 911!!

So when you're getting on the freeway and I'm in the lane you're trying to merge onto .... get your fucking foot on the long skinny peday and bury that fucker till I'm a gawddam dot in your mirror!!!

Oh and if you decide to pussyfoot it down that acceleration lane don't pitch a fit when I DON'T GET OUT OF YOUR SELF IMPORTANT FUCKING WAY!!!

REMEMBER I DON'T STOP OR START WORTH A FUCK ! ! !

rant over ... I need a beer. Dizzy
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KMC440 wrote:
Ok muther fuckers when I'm rollin loaded I'm 77 thousand pounds + ... guess what asswipes that makes me a shit ton less nimble than a...
Ok muther fuckers when I'm rollin loaded I'm 77 thousand pounds + ... guess what asswipes that makes me a shit ton less nimble than a Porsche 911!!

So when you're getting on the freeway and I'm in the lane you're trying to merge onto .... get your fucking foot on the long skinny peday and bury that fucker till I'm a gawddam dot in your mirror!!!

Oh and if you decide to pussyfoot it down that acceleration lane don't pitch a fit when I DON'T GET OUT OF YOUR SELF IMPORTANT FUCKING WAY!!!

REMEMBER I DON'T STOP OR START WORTH A FUCK ! ! !

rant over ... I need a beer. Dizzy
I give trucks a wide berth and lots of respect. I don't want to be near them on the highway. I never understand these morons that take forever to pass a truck and ride beside it forever. I suppose they've never seen what it looks like when a tire blows and pieces hit a car. If the trucker has to make an emergency manuver he may take out the asswipe afraid to go 2 over the limit to pass.
If I'm behind someone taking forever to pass, I hang back and wait for them to clear so I can do it fast.
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Thank you. Smile

You understand too many don't.
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FOD is real.
Me and another guy were taking turns working on the inlet of an F-16.
There was nothing wrong with the plane, this was a tooling job to prove IR.(interchangeable/replaceable) don't ask, it's not real.

Anyway, a tool was left in the nacelle. It wasn't mine.
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FOD is real. Me and another guy were taking turns working on the inlet of an F-16. There was nothing wrong with the plane, this was...
FOD is real.
Me and another guy were taking turns working on the inlet of an F-16.
There was nothing wrong with the plane, this was a tooling job to prove IR.(interchangeable/replaceable) don't ask, it's not real.

Anyway, a tool was left in the nacelle. It wasn't mine.
FOD is real. FOD walks suck.
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FOD is real.
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I/R was always funny.
None of that shit was I/R.

Canopies, the fucking landing gear door. Really?

The fucking 713 door? How many hours do I have working on the damn 713 door?

It's impossible to replace one 713 with another aircraft. (With out work).

Same with a canopy. I/R. bullishit.
Or strakes...
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KMC440 wrote:
Ok muther fuckers when I'm rollin loaded I'm 77 thousand pounds + ... guess what asswipes that makes me a shit ton less nimble than a...
Ok muther fuckers when I'm rollin loaded I'm 77 thousand pounds + ... guess what asswipes that makes me a shit ton less nimble than a Porsche 911!!

So when you're getting on the freeway and I'm in the lane you're trying to merge onto .... get your fucking foot on the long skinny peday and bury that fucker till I'm a gawddam dot in your mirror!!!

Oh and if you decide to pussyfoot it down that acceleration lane don't pitch a fit when I DON'T GET OUT OF YOUR SELF IMPORTANT FUCKING WAY!!!

REMEMBER I DON'T STOP OR START WORTH A FUCK ! ! !

rant over ... I need a beer. Dizzy
See my previous post on metering lights and why they’ll kill people, this is a great example. There is no way in any kind of hell I’m getting my Toyota pickup past 45mph entering the freeway if I stop for those dumb ass things, so im sure as hell going to blow through the thing like it’s not even there if there isn’t a line of cars waiting at it. Why the hell they keep those dumb ass things on when there’s no traffic just eludes any sense of logic, I can’t believe more people haven’t been killed by those things as trucks and other drivers swerve away from people entering the freeway at 25mph.
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FO. I'm not sure about the other services but SOP in the AF is NO HATS ON THE FLIGHT LINE. We got a new Commander at Mtn Home. Came from supply or some other non-flying background. "3510 says hats WILL BE WORN OUTSIDE at all times...no exceptions".

First launch...crew chief is standing by the plane with his hat on...the Branch Chief pulls up in his little pick-up. Gets out...walks up to the crew chief...snatches the hat off his head and throws it straight down the intake on that running 111. It caused zero damage but a lot of boroscoping. Everybody, including the pilot, stated the wind blew that hat into in engine. We got a new Commander.
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When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
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avidchimp wrote:
When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
People that piss all over a toilet seat in general. Do people have holes in the side of their dicks or something?
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avidchimp wrote:
When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
I'm convinced they go into the stall so no one can see them pissing all over the wall and floor around the urinal. Some dudes got no control.
7/16/2019 3:04pm Edited Date/Time 7/16/2019 3:06pm


^Think that one came from IWreckALot
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SEE ARE125 wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2019/07/16/360584/s1200_93860222_6141_4D0A_91D4_2E8E5AAE3B82.jpg[/img] ^Think that one came from IWreckALot


^Think that one came from IWreckALot
Lmfao...that's fucking too much. Thanks for the gut chuckle.
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avidchimp wrote:
When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
What about the dude that takes the urinal right next to yours when there's 5 others not being used.
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avidchimp wrote:
When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
plowboy wrote:
I'm convinced they go into the stall so no one can see them pissing all over the wall and floor around the urinal. Some dudes got...
I'm convinced they go into the stall so no one can see them pissing all over the wall and floor around the urinal. Some dudes got no control.
I'm just glad my place is a 1/2 mile from work, so if I have to deuce, I just go home. Smile
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What about the dude that takes the urinal right next to yours when there's 5 others not being used.
Not so much rage inducing, but it does peak the weirdo/uncomfortable scale.
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-MAVERICK- wrote:
What about the dude that takes the urinal right next to yours when there's 5 others not being used.
avidchimp wrote:
Not so much rage inducing, but it does peak the weirdo/uncomfortable scale.
LOL. Yeah. The worse is when they start conversing.

Just leave me the fuck alone while I take a piss. I don't know you. Weirdo!
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7/16/2019 4:45pm Edited Date/Time 7/16/2019 4:54pm
-MAVERICK- wrote:
What about the dude that takes the urinal right next to yours when there's 5 others not being used.
avidchimp wrote:
Not so much rage inducing, but it does peak the weirdo/uncomfortable scale.
-MAVERICK- wrote:
LOL. Yeah. The worse is when they start conversing.

Just leave me the fuck alone while I take a piss. I don't know you. Weirdo!
Severe violation of urinal etiquette. If they get too weird...like trying to meat gaze...I piss on their shoes. "Sorry buddy...this sumbitch is hard to hold on to sometimes".

There's this ancient engineer at work. I'm sure he invented something a million years ago that made the company a shit ton of money so they're gonna let him keep showing up till he's completely petrified. The first time I encountered him was in the men's room. I rounded the corner and he was standing at the urinal...shirt pulled up to his arm pits...pants and skivvies laying on his shoes. Piss spraying everywhere...bare skin from shoulder blades to ankles...just like a 2 year old. About face and exit for me. I'm sure the janitor hated his job.

At lunch time everyone hits the head to shit, piss, wash the grease and crap off their hands. While I'm at the urinal and one of the young guys is headed out the door...I like to yell to them, "Hey XXXXX, you wanna hit this before I put it up?" Nothing builds esprit d'corps like humiliation and shame...lol. To be honest...the kids get me with it mostly nowadays. I have a legacy.
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Severe violation of urinal etiquette. If they get too weird...like trying to meat gaze...I piss on their shoes. "Sorry buddy...this sumbitch is hard to hold on...
Severe violation of urinal etiquette. If they get too weird...like trying to meat gaze...I piss on their shoes. "Sorry buddy...this sumbitch is hard to hold on to sometimes".

There's this ancient engineer at work. I'm sure he invented something a million years ago that made the company a shit ton of money so they're gonna let him keep showing up till he's completely petrified. The first time I encountered him was in the men's room. I rounded the corner and he was standing at the urinal...shirt pulled up to his arm pits...pants and skivvies laying on his shoes. Piss spraying everywhere...bare skin from shoulder blades to ankles...just like a 2 year old. About face and exit for me. I'm sure the janitor hated his job.

At lunch time everyone hits the head to shit, piss, wash the grease and crap off their hands. While I'm at the urinal and one of the young guys is headed out the door...I like to yell to them, "Hey XXXXX, you wanna hit this before I put it up?" Nothing builds esprit d'corps like humiliation and shame...lol. To be honest...the kids get me with it mostly nowadays. I have a legacy.
Laughing Grown man taking a piss like a toddler. Hope that was a one time thing.

Got to ask, do you work in a psychiatric ward?
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Severe violation of urinal etiquette. If they get too weird...like trying to meat gaze...I piss on their shoes. "Sorry buddy...this sumbitch is hard to hold on...
Severe violation of urinal etiquette. If they get too weird...like trying to meat gaze...I piss on their shoes. "Sorry buddy...this sumbitch is hard to hold on to sometimes".

There's this ancient engineer at work. I'm sure he invented something a million years ago that made the company a shit ton of money so they're gonna let him keep showing up till he's completely petrified. The first time I encountered him was in the men's room. I rounded the corner and he was standing at the urinal...shirt pulled up to his arm pits...pants and skivvies laying on his shoes. Piss spraying everywhere...bare skin from shoulder blades to ankles...just like a 2 year old. About face and exit for me. I'm sure the janitor hated his job.

At lunch time everyone hits the head to shit, piss, wash the grease and crap off their hands. While I'm at the urinal and one of the young guys is headed out the door...I like to yell to them, "Hey XXXXX, you wanna hit this before I put it up?" Nothing builds esprit d'corps like humiliation and shame...lol. To be honest...the kids get me with it mostly nowadays. I have a legacy.
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Laughing Grown man taking a piss like a toddler. Hope that was a one time thing.

Got to ask, do you work in a psychiatric ward?
Nope it is an every day occurrence. My boss said he'd seen it for the 20+ years he'd worked there. That old man has got to be over 80.

If you've ever worked around exceptionally brilliant engineers...you know that a lot of them have...ummm...er...issues. Sometimes they can frustrate you to death but they can be a good laugh as well. I'm as sharp as a marble and they are razor blades.
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7/16/2019 7:52pm
avidchimp wrote:
When dude's walk by a perfectly good urinal to go piss all over the toilet seat in a stall.
-MAVERICK- wrote:
What about the dude that takes the urinal right next to yours when there's 5 others not being used.
That dude is not wanting to pee. He’s a meat gazer or an opportunistic boot cleaner.
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Known a few engineers... definitely a totally different way of seeing life, all numbers and equations. For EVERYTHING. Dizzy
7/27/2019 10:26pm
People talking on speaker phone all the time. What’s that about? Put it up to your ear or invest in some wireless headphones like a normal person. There is no need to walk around the grocery store with your phone on speaker holding it horizontally and 6 inches in front of your mouth. Then when the other person talks they hold it horizontally 6 inches from their ear. I don’t get it, why keep moving it around? Mouth, ear, mouth, ear, mouth, ear. Do they not understand basic phone design, I mean what the hell?


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avidchimp wrote:
I'm just glad my place is a 1/2 mile from work, so if I have to deuce, I just go home. Smile
Not me, heck, I'll save em up all weekend to get paid to poop.
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What really pisses me off is when I’m cutting the grass looking down and a person just stands there waving their hands for me to stop then they come yell at me wtf cross the street to the other side with another side walk
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Haaaaaaaah I would just smile and wave back and KEEP MOWING ...
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People who are way slower than you but will happily try and kill you and themselves to stop you getting past them, on a practice day.

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