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XXVoid MainXX 6/30/2019 3:51am
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olddude wrote:
she got up and slapped Johnny's face.
If that chick don't want to know, forget her.
project racer 6/30/2019 3:59am
6/30/2019 3:59am Edited Date/Time 6/30/2019 4:07am
olddude wrote:
she got up and slapped Johnny's face.
XXVoid MainXX wrote:
If that chick don't want to know, forget her.
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy...

Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on her shit.

Wait, do you think she is "shit testing" me? She does not seem smart enough for that.
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Dropbear 6/30/2019 4:11am
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olddude wrote:
she got up and slapped Johnny's face.
XXVoid MainXX wrote:
If that chick don't want to know, forget her.
project racer wrote:
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy... Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on...
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy...

Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on her shit.

Wait, do you think she is "shit testing" me? She does not seem smart enough for that.
“Thick Lezzy” lol. Did you just make that up?
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project racer 6/30/2019 4:16am
6/30/2019 4:16am Edited Date/Time 6/30/2019 4:31am
XXVoid MainXX wrote:
If that chick don't want to know, forget her.
project racer wrote:
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy... Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on...
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy...

Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on her shit.

Wait, do you think she is "shit testing" me? She does not seem smart enough for that.
Dropbear wrote:
“Thick Lezzy” lol. Did you just make that up?
Just popped into my head. I think I am going to go full face press ,smashed against the window, with an intermittent "pound" every five seconds starting at 4:57:37. Should I leave some spittle / drool on the window ?

Edit: Do I need to use my tongue to fellate the window also ?

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project racer wrote:
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy... Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on...
Not a thin lizzy, more like a thick lezzy...

Thanks for the suggestions. Just want to relay a subtle message that I am calling her on her shit.

Wait, do you think she is "shit testing" me? She does not seem smart enough for that.
Dropbear wrote:
“Thick Lezzy” lol. Did you just make that up?
project racer wrote:
Just popped into my head. I think I am going to go full face press ,smashed against the window, with an intermittent "pound" every five seconds...
Just popped into my head. I think I am going to go full face press ,smashed against the window, with an intermittent "pound" every five seconds starting at 4:57:37. Should I leave some spittle / drool on the window ?

Edit: Do I need to use my tongue to fellate the window also ?

Thick Lezzy! 😂More Vital gold👌

Although I love the idea of glass fellatio for effect, I’d have to recommend keeping your tongue off strange glass. Keep us posted on if you are able to get this escalated....and remember...a video is worth a thousand words 👍
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I hope you learned your lesson. They don't want your business---you are "the enemy" simply because of your......nevermind.
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RONJ OSE 6/30/2019 9:05am
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I’m telling you kick and scream while punching the glass 2 minutes before they open, when she comes out say have a blessed day and run like hell!
You can also ask her if she needs some bending over if you choose to
Keep this up for a while
project racer 6/30/2019 12:24pm
6/30/2019 12:24pm
Game time , 0500 tomorrow. Do baristas like airhorns ? I really hate to knock.
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RONJ OSE 6/30/2019 12:34pm
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project racer wrote:
Game time , 0500 tomorrow. Do baristas like airhorns ? I really hate to knock.
Take a video please
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SEE ARE125 6/30/2019 12:34pm
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project racer wrote:
Game time , 0500 tomorrow. Do baristas like airhorns ? I really hate to knock.
I would take a chainsaw just in case the air horn isn’t effective.
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If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other things to worry about.......
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SEEMEFIRST 6/30/2019 2:41pm
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APLMAN99 wrote:
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other...
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other things to worry about.......
Saying.
My guys would be on my side all day.

What do you do that would cause a random barista to have some leverage on your job?
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project racer 6/30/2019 2:43pm
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APLMAN99 wrote:
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other...
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other things to worry about.......
Such as ? What gives anyone the right to come into a place of one's employ, and spew outright lies?
project racer 6/30/2019 2:47pm
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Is this not right on the edge of slander and defamation of character ?
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APLMAN99 wrote:
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other...
If showing up a little early to a coffee shop is enough to mess with your "rep" at work, chances are that there are some other things to worry about.......
project racer wrote:
Such as ? What gives anyone the right to come into a place of one's employ, and spew outright lies?
that's politics man, it's tough cause you have to act like you don't give a shit but in a cool way. it seems like you are acting like you don't give a shit but in an asshole kind of way. and they're calling you out for being an asshole and you care about it, and now you're caught cause obviously you do care, and it's showing.
project racer 6/30/2019 3:13pm
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FIREfish148 wrote:
that's politics man, it's tough cause you have to act like you don't give a shit but in a cool way. it seems like you are...
that's politics man, it's tough cause you have to act like you don't give a shit but in a cool way. it seems like you are acting like you don't give a shit but in an asshole kind of way. and they're calling you out for being an asshole and you care about it, and now you're caught cause obviously you do care, and it's showing.
So treating them with nothing but respect and courtesy is being an asshole ? Assholes spew shit, which is what I am hearing. I may be an asshole, but not in this case.
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CM_84 6/30/2019 3:29pm
6/30/2019 3:29pm Edited Date/Time 6/30/2019 5:26pm
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a 5, called her a bitch, worried about feminazis and mentioned ripping her a new arsehole, called her a thick lazy, said she might need bending over.

I don’t know man, maybe you are just a snowflake and got your knickers in a twist because someone said you need a coffee fix in the morning. Or maybe you are just an asshole.

Grow up, and don’t sook because someone made a joke about you needing coffee.

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CM_84 6/30/2019 4:41pm
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I’d say more of a pussy than a dick.

Will have to watch that movie though, looks like a good laugh.
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JAFO92 6/30/2019 7:01pm
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CM_84 wrote:
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a...
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a 5, called her a bitch, worried about feminazis and mentioned ripping her a new arsehole, called her a thick lazy, said she might need bending over.

I don’t know man, maybe you are just a snowflake and got your knickers in a twist because someone said you need a coffee fix in the morning. Or maybe you are just an asshole.

Grow up, and don’t sook because someone made a joke about you needing coffee.

I guess you told him !!

You can come over and fuck my sister !
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The day a barista, bartender, or any drink server changes my life, is the day I shoot myself in the face with my 1911.
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CM_84 6/30/2019 11:49pm
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CM_84 wrote:
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a...
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a 5, called her a bitch, worried about feminazis and mentioned ripping her a new arsehole, called her a thick lazy, said she might need bending over.

I don’t know man, maybe you are just a snowflake and got your knickers in a twist because someone said you need a coffee fix in the morning. Or maybe you are just an asshole.

Grow up, and don’t sook because someone made a joke about you needing coffee.

JAFO92 wrote:
I guess you told him !!

You can come over and fuck my sister !
Just like you told that chick that you don’t know by calling her an “insufferable cunt” for saying someone bangs on the door getting coffee.
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project racer 7/1/2019 1:00am
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CM_84 wrote:
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a...
Just because someone said you beat on the door for coffee at 5am you went into a tirade on an Internet forum calling a chick a 5, called her a bitch, worried about feminazis and mentioned ripping her a new arsehole, called her a thick lazy, said she might need bending over.

I don’t know man, maybe you are just a snowflake and got your knickers in a twist because someone said you need a coffee fix in the morning. Or maybe you are just an asshole.

Grow up, and don’t sook because someone made a joke about you needing coffee.

JAFO92 wrote:
I guess you told him !!

You can come over and fuck my sister !
CM_84 wrote:
Just like you told that chick that you don’t know by calling her an “insufferable cunt” for saying someone bangs on the door getting coffee.
Awww, Thank you very little. The little White Knight arrives to save the damsel. You are probably one of those poor simps at the mall, sitting on the bench while holding your old ladies purse, as she blows through all of your money.
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CM_84 7/1/2019 1:31am
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JAFO92 wrote:
I guess you told him !!

You can come over and fuck my sister !
CM_84 wrote:
Just like you told that chick that you don’t know by calling her an “insufferable cunt” for saying someone bangs on the door getting coffee.
project racer wrote:
Awww, Thank you very little. The little White Knight arrives to save the damsel. You are probably one of those poor simps at the mall, sitting...
Awww, Thank you very little. The little White Knight arrives to save the damsel. You are probably one of those poor simps at the mall, sitting on the bench while holding your old ladies purse, as she blows through all of your money.
Haha I hate going to the mall and my wife makes a similar amount of money than me, so she buys her own shit.
I don’t know or care about this chick, but you sound like a fucking serial killer, all this chick did was tell co workers you get a coffee every morning and you go on a fucking tirade on the Internet.
If we are going to guess what the other is like I bet you are just a fucking loser that hates women because you have never had a chick touch you without paying for it. Just another grumpy old prick that used to walk to and from school up hill both ways in the snow.
Absolutely pathetic.
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FIREfish148 7/1/2019 1:59am
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FIREfish148 wrote:
that's politics man, it's tough cause you have to act like you don't give a shit but in a cool way. it seems like you are...
that's politics man, it's tough cause you have to act like you don't give a shit but in a cool way. it seems like you are acting like you don't give a shit but in an asshole kind of way. and they're calling you out for being an asshole and you care about it, and now you're caught cause obviously you do care, and it's showing.
project racer wrote:
So treating them with nothing but respect and courtesy is being an asshole ? Assholes spew shit, which is what I am hearing. I may be...
So treating them with nothing but respect and courtesy is being an asshole ? Assholes spew shit, which is what I am hearing. I may be an asshole, but not in this case.
you gotta be more thoughtful, dude... if you are gonna bang on the door at 5 or rattle it, or whatever, then rattle it and walk away and act like you didn't know it was locked. sure it's supposed to be open at exactly 5 but hey. the only way the way you're doing it would work is if you were absolutley killing them with your charm and they couldn't wait to see you cause you made their day.
starbucks sucks though, my ex used to work there and it's just a lame ass place to get coffee. my ex used to tell me that they would make coffee extra hot or give them decaf if they didn't like the customer or if the customer was really rude. find a drive through coffee place its better. don't take these jerkys advice and bang on the door for gods sake. and fuck what your co workers think just be cool dude.
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JAFO92 7/1/2019 5:02am
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CM_84 wrote:
Just like you told that chick that you don’t know by calling her an “insufferable cunt” for saying someone bangs on the door getting coffee.
To hell with Sis, youre getting me excited over here.

Dont forget the reach-around, okay? Kissing
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APLMAN99 7/1/2019 5:52am
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project racer wrote:
Is this not right on the edge of slander and defamation of character ?
I think as long as you don't actually identify her, you're safe from either one of those types of charges......
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project racer 7/1/2019 11:12am
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Just lacking a little reading compression ,maybe. Don't worry shining Knights, I went to McD's drive through this morning instead. I do not miss the taste of sour puss in my coffee.
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