Wife vs. Bikes

TerryK wrote:

jtomasik wrote:

Old lady flamed out on me this past weekend. Said I was riding too much. She's been asking when I'm going to quit. I told her...

Old lady flamed out on me this past weekend. Said I was riding too much. She's been asking when I'm going to quit. I told her when I die. Still hasn't said more than 3 words to me since the blowout.

I think I'll go into the garage, clean the air filter, fire up the CR, and fill the garage with smoke.

noob wrote:

Not giving a shit about women is about as gay as it gets. Some of you are one step away from shacking up with a dude...

Not giving a shit about women is about as gay as it gets. Some of you are one step away from shacking up with a dude... because, you know, he understands your love for motocross better than woman ever could.

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

noob wrote:

Not giving a shit about women is about as gay as it gets. Some of you are one step away from shacking up with a dude...

Not giving a shit about women is about as gay as it gets. Some of you are one step away from shacking up with a dude... because, you know, he understands your love for motocross better than woman ever could.

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Slow ~ Pro wrote:

I always say, my chick is a guy with tits, and a clit...She is a Motohead like me. I met her on the phone...She was a...

I always say, my chick is a guy with tits, and a clit...She is a Motohead like me.

I met her on the phone...She was a Rep., at Acerbis. I was a Dealer (motorcycle) I asked when a certain item would be available.

She gave me a date, and explained the date in question, was her birthday. So happens, it was the same birthday of my daughter.

I found out she was single, and asked her to email a photo...the photo I received was of her in full moto gear racing...That's all it took, never seeing her face, I knew she was the one.

I tried to get her that week end to come to the Adelanto GP, and spend the week end, but she wouldn't.

The next week end, she came to OC, spent the night, she went with me to the Six hour GP , and we have been together everyday since, with the exception of no less than ten nights in five years.

I think if every "Person" does on their own, what they would do if they were all alone...Then life would be as it should.

So my "True" advice to Jtom, is to give me all your motorcycle stuff, stay home, and make your wife happy !

Big Lenbroski wrote:

Buy her a new toy

Sonny wrote:

Yeah, like a fuckin mop. I can think of plenty to do while you're riding. If she won't take the invitation to the track to hang...

Yeah, like a fuckin mop.
I can think of plenty to do while you're riding. If she won't take the invitation to the track to hang out and take a couple pictures, then she can make sure that the hamper is empty and the sink as well. You must have ridden before you met her. Now she wants to change you man. Bullshit, don't give in to it, it's all a game. Start to rebel. Don't you put that toilet seat down until you're ready to take a shit and mow that flower garden down to the soil.
It's your world J. she just lives in it.

jtomasik wrote:

Old lady flamed out on me this past weekend. Said I was riding too much. She's been asking when I'm going to quit. I told her...

Old lady flamed out on me this past weekend. Said I was riding too much. She's been asking when I'm going to quit. I told her when I die. Still hasn't said more than 3 words to me since the blowout.

I think I'll go into the garage, clean the air filter, fire up the CR, and fill the garage with smoke.

zjbell wrote:

what do you get out of marriage that I can't get as an unmarried guy?

TerryK wrote:

A life long companion and a mother of my children. Beats growing old alone.

zjbell wrote:

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it. My hat is off to all you guys who...

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it.

My hat is off to all you guys who have long-term healthy marriages-- but with a 50% AT BEST success rate I chose to make my own decisions without fear of financial ruin. Marriage isn't the same as it was 20 or 30 years ago, people have changed-- I think we've outgrown the concept of legal marriage.

TerryK wrote:

A life long companion and a mother of my children. Beats growing old alone.

zjbell wrote:

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it. My hat is off to all you guys who...

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it.

My hat is off to all you guys who have long-term healthy marriages-- but with a 50% AT BEST success rate I chose to make my own decisions without fear of financial ruin. Marriage isn't the same as it was 20 or 30 years ago, people have changed-- I think we've outgrown the concept of legal marriage.

Sledneck wrote:

I gotta agree here. Plus women have this "I dont have to answer to you or anyone" attitude becasue well, you're not married. Even if you've...

I gotta agree here. Plus women have this "I dont have to answer to you or anyone" attitude becasue well, you're not married.

Even if you've been together for a long time they have this BS attitude and women with single friends, shit, it's like fighting with a mob.
Honestly, if it wasnt for pussy, A man really nowadays has no use for a woman other than to have kids. Most men can/should be able to feed themselves, clean the place and do their own laundry, or they can hire a french maid.

Women make relationships a job, and a hard one at that.
And they lie, every single time their lips move.

zjbell wrote:

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it. My hat is off to all you guys who...

I can have that without a piece of paper and all the issues that come with it.

My hat is off to all you guys who have long-term healthy marriages-- but with a 50% AT BEST success rate I chose to make my own decisions without fear of financial ruin. Marriage isn't the same as it was 20 or 30 years ago, people have changed-- I think we've outgrown the concept of legal marriage.

Sledneck wrote:

I gotta agree here. Plus women have this "I dont have to answer to you or anyone" attitude becasue well, you're not married. Even if you've...

I gotta agree here. Plus women have this "I dont have to answer to you or anyone" attitude becasue well, you're not married.

Even if you've been together for a long time they have this BS attitude and women with single friends, shit, it's like fighting with a mob.
Honestly, if it wasnt for pussy, A man really nowadays has no use for a woman other than to have kids. Most men can/should be able to feed themselves, clean the place and do their own laundry, or they can hire a french maid.

Women make relationships a job, and a hard one at that.
And they lie, every single time their lips move.

P wrote:

Damn.


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casper wrote:

If it floats, flys, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent.

calimxer91 wrote:

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