Post your penis length here thread...

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Edited Date/Time 1/25/2012 6:26pm
You first.
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huck wrote:
You first.
you win your the biggest dick on vital.
DirtyFilter75 9/15/2009 12:15pm
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this thread is a little GHEY! just sayin'
Dirty Britches 9/15/2009 12:19pm
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have to admit, laughed when I read title. sad I clicked on it....


mine may not be long, but it's pretty.
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it's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean. Never had a complaint. Hell a year or so ago the ex came back for more.

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Dirty Britches 9/15/2009 12:23pm
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horseshit. It's the size.
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huck 9/15/2009 12:23pm
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huck wrote:
You first.
Larry wrote:
you win your the biggest dick on vital.
I think you mean "you're"....
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From here >
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Racer92 9/15/2009 12:26pm
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Dirty Britches wrote:
horseshit. It's the size.
Exactly! And next time you hear some chick joking about size, tell them you only have one car and dont need a two-car garage.

All women are NOT created equal. *ahem*
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Better clean your screen.
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FishBone 9/15/2009 12:29pm
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.. if you have ever witnessed childbirth firsthand … you will never believe it again when you hear … oh you’re so big, it’s so tight etc ….

you can’t hurt one those things with pine tree stump … let alone a penis
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Cyg, has a pic of me pissing on a cop car, you can't even see my weiner!
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kaw rider9 wrote:
Cyg, has a pic of me pissing on a cop car, you can't even see my weiner!
So you have a small dick?
Is that what your trying to get at?
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Cygnus 9/15/2009 12:36pm
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Do you know how I make my dick a foot long?















































Fold it in half.
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Laughing
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Anyone have a micrometer I can borrow?

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huck 9/15/2009 12:52pm
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zjbell wrote:
Stretched out pussy...




BTW...don't type "stretched out pussy" as a google search...Blink
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Tiki wrote:
[img]https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/03/roof-willy.jpg[/img]
I laughed my ass off when I read the story about that.
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zjbell wrote:
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huck 9/15/2009 1:16pm
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This thread makes me want to go watch some www.youporn.com action...
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zjbell wrote:
Racer92 wrote:
Laughing
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go surfing in the cold water and your penis will look real small..all blue
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Cygnus 9/15/2009 1:33pm
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Does that mean if I soak a woman in cold water it will shrink up?
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Racer92 9/15/2009 1:35pm
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Cygnus wrote:
Does that mean if I soak a woman in cold water it will shrink up?
Resleeve that rascal. Stick a ham in, and pull out the bone. Laughing
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SEEMEFIRST 9/15/2009 2:31pm
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Long as a beef stick, big around as a dog food can.

That's my pick-up line. It's never actually worked, but that's my line.
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Cygnus wrote:
Does that mean if I soak a woman in cold water it will shrink up?
Racer92 wrote:
Resleeve that rascal. Stick a ham in, and pull out the bone. Laughing
Dude! LMAO!

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