Wanna Race!?

2/13/2008 10:56am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Trip":2iewq5to][quote="guyb":2iewq5to]Are you guys having fun?

So far, you're making a great case for why noob-bashing sucks.[/quote:2iewq5to]


I thought we were making a better case for why we need to bring it back? :roll:



Suggestions for new Motodrive members
by guyb on Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:34 am

A while back, the board compiled a list of suggestions for new posters. To avoid some of the more brutal newbie hazing, you may want to scan over the list. This list will be added to from time to time.

[b:2iewq5to]1. Before you dive in with both feet, check out the vibe of the board. [/b:2iewq5to]

2. English is spoken (typed) on this board. Spelling, punctuation and all-around general intelligence are all appreciated.

[b:2iewq5to]3. If you sign up and immediately start spamming a product, service, or web site, you're likely to get heckled. Newbies also often catch some abuse. Refer to number 1 above. [/b:2iewq5to]

4. Don't feel the need to respond to every post that bashes your favorite rider. Some of those are just fishing lures, and you may feel the sting when the original poster sets the hook.

5. Post like you're sitting across a table from someone...or at least like you'll actually run into them one day. Chance are you might.

6. Brush your teeth after every meal.
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Private messageWebsiteAIM[/quote:2iewq5to]

I know it would be extra work, but this link should be sent out to all new members and read before they get a password.
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2/13/2008 11:01am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Breck":2ech3h90][quote="rocrac":2ech3h90]Easy there Crash it's not like you haven't left a few floating turds around here from time to time.[/quote:2ech3h90]

Word.[/quote:2ech3h90]

You'Re right and I apologize for that, this is Crash82 2008, with the nice guy upgrade. Really, she seems nice, took the crap real good and works around a track in the Southeast. it's good to hear what's going on in Moto around here. I know everyone was just having fun, but we should cut noobs slack, if they post stupid stuff like SK does then let them have it. If you met her at the track would you ask to see boobs? If you did you would probably get a good arse kicking and well deserved.
2/13/2008 11:01am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="kcadrenalin":qzinmqrc]You gotta give Jen22 kudo's - she has hung in there pretty well.[/quote:qzinmqrc]



Yep, she's doing pretty well for a youngster.

Thus far she's miles ahead of Scooter Kowalski!
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2/13/2008 11:02am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="MXRose3":3kafdriw][quote="`ol Ger":3kafdriw][quote="Jen22":3kafdriw]ha, sorry guys... I'm not an "easy" girl. if that is what you are looking for, then don't bother to post on my topics. I am happily taken and would not stoop that low just for your enjoyment anyways. im here strictly on racing business.[/quote:3kafdriw] Hi Jen. Welcome. Don't let the lewd folks on here discourage you. As a man I apologize for their inappropriate behavior. Only about 50% of them are porn freaks.


Ger[/quote:3kafdriw]

If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote:3kafdriw]

Ger's gay!!!!!? Jesus just took his shirt off.

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2/13/2008 11:06am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Crash82":2qj1z8am]

Ger's gay!!!!!? Jesus just took his shirt off.[/quote:2qj1z8am]
and had a resurrection...
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2/13/2008 11:11am
And yelled FREE....
2/13/2008 11:11am
When I originally wrote up those rules, what I had in mind were people who make one post promoting their non-moto-related crap (think Amway or some multi-level marketing program), and who were never heard from again.

Am I going to have a grump against someone promoting motocross racing? Not particularly.
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2/13/2008 11:13am
Yep...definitely has potential....

Jen, you're doing pretty good, being a noob, a girl, AND tossing some spam. Don't get too over anxious though....occasionally, quiet observation of the monkey cage is in order.

MR
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2/13/2008 11:16am
but how is this spam?
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2/13/2008 11:17am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="kaw rider9":25bftfna]And yelled FREE....[/quote:25bftfna]

..Ringer. He would have had a field day with this post.
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2/13/2008 11:18am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="MXRose3":3b2wu6if][quote="kaw rider9":3b2wu6if]And yelled FREE....[/quote:3b2wu6if]

..Ringer. He would have had a field day with this post.[/quote:3b2wu6if]
So would Lenny... BL3, For 08.
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2/13/2008 11:26am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Jen22":2h36bs9l]but how is this spam?[/quote:2h36bs9l]

It's not spam, folks love to here what's going on at the Moto tracks. One thing to remember around here, it's GuyB's house and he's already approved of your post. Most of the guys giving you a hard time are probably not from our area and are just stirring the pot.
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2/13/2008 11:29am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Jen22":1vhuxpdy]but how is this spam?[/quote:1vhuxpdy]

Uh oh.
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2/13/2008 11:46am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="drmarkr":1eiyclgs]Jen, you're doing pretty good, being a noob, a girl, AND tossing some spam[/quote:1eiyclgs]
See Jen,, told ya these monkeys are harmless and would come around.

Just dont get too close to their cages though, they have been known to fling poo on occasion. <img class= " title="Laughing">
2/13/2008 12:44pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="guyb":qqvogv41]Are you guys having fun?

So far, you're making a great case for why noob-bashing sucks.[/quote:qqvogv41]

Either that or why $30/year isn’t really such a bad deal.
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2/13/2008 6:25pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="MXRose3":1ivz10du][quote="`ol Ger":1ivz10du][quote="Jen22":1ivz10du]ha, sorry guys... I'm not an "easy" girl. if that is what you are looking for, then don't bother to post on my topics. I am happily taken and would not stoop that low just for your enjoyment anyways. im here strictly on racing business.[/quote:1ivz10du] Hi Jen. Welcome. Don't let the lewd folks on here discourage you. As a man I apologize for their inappropriate behavior. Only about 50% of them are porn freaks.


Ger[/quote:1ivz10du]

If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote:1ivz10du] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.
2/13/2008 8:34pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Trip":b8pyi1dn][quote="Jen22":b8pyi1dn]i really do appreciate the people that have supported me on my topic. Trip, i did not ask for you to come on here and bash my post... [b:b8pyi1dn]i am here strictly on business[/b:b8pyi1dn]. We get tons of riders, im just here to promote it to people who might not know about us. So stop being an ass for no reason. Not once did i attempt to come to you and piss you off in any way. We are actually in the process of making our facility bigger than it already is. So we want more people to know that. That is all my intentions were. If anyone else has any questions on our track feel free to contact me.[/quote:b8pyi1dn]

Pull you g-string out of your ass. I love how people come on here and think it's a love fest. "Hey we are all moto, so lets not talk shit." I was never one of Lennys big fans, but I am seriously starting to miss him.
Being here strictly on business? Baby, you are not going to last long just coming on here pimping your track on a weekly basis.
Some of you guys guys are really desperate. Example, some new GUY comes on here to pimp his track, you guys would slam the hell outta him. Some girl does and your _______ all over yourself so she will talk to you.
People who ride and race know about your track, you dont need to come on a message board and tell us about it. Again, maybe a local board would be a better fit for you.[/quote:b8pyi1dn]
:shock:
psst...you don't have to be an ass all of the time. sh!t like that is why. like guyb said, people don't want to post on this board.
2/13/2008 8:37pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="`ol Ger":3he63atk][quote="MXRose3":3he63atk]If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote:3he63atk] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.[/quote:3he63atk]


Got free from it? Holy shit, what were you doing watching it 25 hours a day?
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2/13/2008 8:58pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Trinitite":3a2oqvbt][quote="Trip":3a2oqvbt][quote="Jen22":3a2oqvbt]i really do appreciate the people that have supported me on my topic. Trip, i did not ask for you to come on here and bash my post... [b:3a2oqvbt]i am here strictly on business[/b:3a2oqvbt]. We get tons of riders, im just here to promote it to people who might not know about us. So stop being an ass for no reason. Not once did i attempt to come to you and piss you off in any way. We are actually in the process of making our facility bigger than it already is. So we want more people to know that. That is all my intentions were. If anyone else has any questions on our track feel free to contact me.[/quote:3a2oqvbt]

Pull you g-string out of your ass. I love how people come on here and think it's a love fest. "Hey we are all moto, so lets not talk shit." I was never one of Lennys big fans, but I am seriously starting to miss him.
Being here strictly on business? Baby, you are not going to last long just coming on here pimping your track on a weekly basis.
Some of you guys guys are really desperate. Example, some new GUY comes on here to pimp his track, you guys would slam the hell outta him. Some girl does and your _______ all over yourself so she will talk to you.
People who ride and race know about your track, you dont need to come on a message board and tell us about it. Again, maybe a local board would be a better fit for you.[/quote:3a2oqvbt]
:shock:
psst...you don't have to be an ass all of the time. sh!t like that is why. like guyb said, people don't want to post on this board.[/quote:3a2oqvbt]

Ass all the time? So I guess I am an ass when I post pics of guys at the races and practicing during the week? Damn I came on here and had my wife called a tranny, where were you then? Where was the "nice board police", hell where was Gibby then? Nowhere, did I complain, no, I rolled with it, maybe some of you need to not take a freaking message board so seriously.
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2/14/2008 4:21am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
Ger[/quote]

If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.[/quote]

And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye,' when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother's eye." Luke 6:41-42

And remember what happened to Noahs Son for telling everyone his father was neked, yo. Ger is going to end up a Jewish slave.
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2/14/2008 4:36am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[b:141yrlg1]"it's not really a set of rules. More like guidelines. ..."[/b:141yrlg1]

love,
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2/14/2008 4:42am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="APLMAN":27667pf3][quote="`ol Ger":27667pf3][quote="MXRose3":27667pf3]If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote:27667pf3] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.[/quote:27667pf3]


Got free from it? @#$%^! %$#@!, what were you doing watching it 25 hours a day?[/quote:27667pf3] I see your math is on par with your knowledge of spiritual verities.
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2/14/2008 4:48am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Crash82":1lyj1qoj]Ger[/quote:1lyj1qoj]

If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.[/quote]

And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye,' when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother's eye." Luke 6:41-42

And remember what happened to Noahs Son for telling everyone his father was neked, yo. Ger is going to end up a Jewish slave.[/quote] This may well be the most eggregious expression of eisogetic "theology" that I've seen this month. But hey, it's early...

Crash, you were one of the good guys on page six, rightfully condeming how a young girl was treated when she came here. Don't blow it now...

<img class= " title="Smile">
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2/14/2008 5:23am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="`ol Ger":fqe602jh][quote="Crash82":fqe602jh]Ger[/quote:fqe602jh]

If any man tells you he doesn't enjoy some occasional porn, he's either lieing or he's a pole-smoker.[/quote:fqe602jh] I got free from it in 1986, and you're still hooked.[/quote]

And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me remove the speck that is in your eye,' when you yourself do not see the plank that is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck that is in your brother's eye." Luke 6:41-42

And remember what happened to Noahs Son for telling everyone his father was neked, yo. Ger is going to end up a Jewish slave.[/quote] This may well be the most eggregious expression of eisogetic "theology" that I've seen this month. But hey, it's early...

Crash, you were one of the good guys on page six, rightfully condeming how a young girl was treated when she came here. Don't blow it now...

<img class= " title="Smile">[/quote]

You're right, my new nice guy upgrade still has a few bugs, a patch will be coming out soon. lol.
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2/14/2008 5:24am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="KAWboy14":mzv6d88l][b:mzv6d88l]"it's not really a set of rules. More like guidelines. ..."[/b:mzv6d88l]

love,
Captain Jack Sparrow[/quote:mzv6d88l]

LOL.
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2/14/2008 5:26am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
you guys are all crazy... i know im gonna get bashed for this one but im gonna say it anyways... lol

happy valentine's day!

:D
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2/14/2008 5:27am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Crash82":3q7eo2qa][quote="`ol Ger":3q7eo2qa][quote="Jen22":3q7eo2qa]ha, sorry guys... I'm not an "easy" girl. if that is what you are looking for, then don't bother to post on my topics. I am happily taken and would not stoop that low just for your enjoyment anyways. im here strictly on racing business.[/quote:3q7eo2qa] Hi Jen. Welcome. Don't let the lewd folks on here discourage you. As a man I apologize for their inappropriate behavior. Only about 50% of them are porn freaks.


Ger[/quote:3q7eo2qa]

The rest are racists, lol.[/quote:3q7eo2qa]

Or athiests
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2/14/2008 5:28am Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 6:10pm
[quote="Jen22":p3tpoep8]you guys are all crazy... i know im gonna get bashed for this one but im gonna say it anyways... lol

happy valentine's day!

:D[/quote:p3tpoep8]
Happy valentine's day to you to!!! Now, What did you get us?

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