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jndmx
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12/10/2014 3:51pm
You sound like an asshole.
jndmx wrote:
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Cute cat, whats its name?

Annoying Customer.

Fucking dickhead!
A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
Uncle Tony
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12/10/2014 4:00pm
EZZA 95B wrote:
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.


Tuco Benedicto Juan Maria Ramirez, better known as the rat, greatest movie ever made, imo
gwilliams107
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12/10/2014 4:24pm
Freeze Gopher!


You can't fix this car Spicolli!
Relax, my Dad's a television repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools!.... I can fix it!


Did you see the funbags on that hose hound?
Sully
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12/10/2014 4:27pm
jndmx wrote:
I'm not even supposed to BE here today....
You sound like an asshole.
jndmx wrote:
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
...and my girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!

In a row?

The Shop

Foghorn
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12/10/2014 5:23pm
What are you guys doing?

We're putting on the foil man, you want some?
Hut
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12/10/2014 5:51pm
I'm sailing, I'm sailing, I'm sailing, I'm sailiiiiiing!
12/10/2014 10:17pm
jndmx wrote:
A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
You know what I just saw?

Me pulling a Pringles can off some guys hand?

I love that movie too, but my favorite line in the whole thing.....

Hey you see any balls down there?

Yeah,...about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!Laughing Laughing
jndmx
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12/11/2014 7:41am
jndmx wrote:
A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
You know what I just saw? Me pulling a Pringles can off some guys hand? I love that movie too, but my favorite line in the...
You know what I just saw?

Me pulling a Pringles can off some guys hand?

I love that movie too, but my favorite line in the whole thing.....

Hey you see any balls down there?

Yeah,...about the biggest pair you've ever seen dingle berry!Laughing Laughing
A classic for sure...

"What kind of convenience store are you guys running here?"
Laughing Laughing
seth505
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12/11/2014 8:19am
HEY PETER MAN, CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9!
BMR179
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12/11/2014 9:02am
"What kind of music do ya'll like here?"

"Both kinds, country and western"
Hut
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12/11/2014 9:15am
"Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!"
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12/11/2014 9:28am
Hut wrote:
"Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid...
"Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything!"
Randy, I've decided to lay off the food for a bit and go on the booze.
dsmith
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12/11/2014 11:19am
You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!


Yo Adrian !
eeazye
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12/11/2014 11:46am
'You see this watch?'

'Yeah I see it.'

'This watch cost more than your car. See, that's who I am pal, and you're nothing.'
dsmith
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12/11/2014 12:31pm
“I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” — Ron Burgundy
Hut
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12/11/2014 6:19pm
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins
jndmx
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12/12/2014 7:18am Edited Date/Time 12/12/2014 7:18am
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
12/12/2014 11:11pm
EZZA 95B wrote:
If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.


Uncle Tony wrote:
Tuco Benedicto Juan Maria Ramirez, better known as the rat, greatest movie ever made, imo
Ennio Morricone is just brilliant too... Cool

gwilliams107
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12/13/2014 4:39am
jndmx wrote:
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that...
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Cannonball!
dsmith
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12/15/2014 9:45am
Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
dsmith
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12/16/2014 2:22pm
Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk.


You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.



Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.
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"Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it."
Sully
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12/16/2014 5:39pm
Good morning. You're all probably wondering what happened to my pants. Well, they ran out of material around the knees, so don't give me any shit.

Admiral Benson, how are you?
Hawaii? What the hell am I doing in Hawaii? I'm supposed to be in California. Jim! Get my travel agent on the phone.

I lost my hat! Swing the ship around, we'll pick it up.
But, sir, the mission.
You're right. Put Rabinowitz in a life boat, have him row in circles and we'll pick him up on the way back.
Sir, that could take weeks!
Well put some food in the boat with him! For god sakes, man, do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything.

We're going to settle this the Navy way...first one to die loses!
dsmith
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11/12/2015 11:30am
What if your home, your family.......no.......wait.... What if your dope was on fire?
rosebud441
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11/12/2015 11:50am
Awesome movie, great cars great music..
Falcon
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11/12/2015 11:57am
Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
TailSoHard
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11/12/2015 12:10pm
"Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad..."
Sully
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11/12/2015 4:33pm
dsmith wrote:
What if your home, your family.......no.......wait.... What if your dope was on fire?
Impossible, Sir, it's in Johnson's underwear.
h&m_cycle
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11/12/2015 8:12pm
Great movie quote...



TeamGreen
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11/12/2015 8:30pm
Secret agent? On whoooooo's side?!

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