movie quotes

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

Well that's just, like, your opinion man.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

You take drugs, Danny?
Every day.
Good. Then what's your problem?
I don't know.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!

Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

Doc, you should be back in town your sick.
Wyatt Earp is a friend of mine.
I've got all kinds of friends.
I don't.

And when there was no meat, we ate fowl. When there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand. You ate what? We ate sand. You ate SAND? That's right.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

My signature is a quote from the best color commentator ever in the history of sport movies, Mr. Pepper Brooks.

dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge! lol

We are gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kay!!

The sheriff is a ni... BOOOOONNGGG

whud he say ....?

He said the sheriff is near...

consarned it flibble flubber

The sheriff is a ni.. BOOOOONNGGG

Well, some of my patients prefer walking, some prefer bicycling. But for best results, to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking. You know, poonta-poonta-poonta. I like it myself, you know. One in the morning, and late at night.

What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on?
I'm tryin' to get a little track laid, and you guys are down here dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

After that cool hand luke clip, I expected gnr "civil war" to play.

Anyone else? I could be the only gnr fan here. :^)

The Mayor: Callahan... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.

Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.


Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.

"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when I use to climb the rope in gym class."

No Steph, GNR fan here too.

Lighten up Francis.

"English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?"

All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

Fill your hands, you sons of bitches!!!

You gonna jerk that smoke wagon and get to work, or you gonna sit there and bleed?

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Gnnnnuuuuhssllllpp sluuurrp nnghhhuuuuummmm sluuurrp mmmmmmmm sluuurrp hmmmuuuuuughhhh

Deep Throat.

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips...
You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh,
I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.