Assault Bong?

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With high capacity magazine? Tongue

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jndmx 9/4/2013 8:32pm
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Hey make fun all you want but it took Dr Toke a year to develop this.....the research cost must have been through the roof.
Hell they had to have dropped $1.2 mil on little chocolate donuts alone.
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XXVoid MainXX 9/4/2013 9:07pm
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It's got a 20 shot clip!
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racin mason 9/4/2013 9:15pm
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For $6 its one hell of a deal!!

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Racer92 9/5/2013 4:00am
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XXVoid MainXX wrote:
It's got a 20 shot clip!
That will help you get those pesky coyotes stoned ! Laughing
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Kmid514 9/5/2013 5:29am
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I refuse to support a bong that will jam on our stoners the first time they are forced to ford a river.
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Crash82 9/5/2013 6:01am
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I can't see it at work, someone save it and upload it here please, I never seen an assault bong.....Jez i miss everhything.

Edit: Is that it the thing Ezza posted? Am i missing something?
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Racer92 9/5/2013 6:14am
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Crash82 wrote:
I can't see it at work, someone save it and upload it here please, I never seen an assault bong.....Jez i miss everhything. Edit: Is that...
I can't see it at work, someone save it and upload it here please, I never seen an assault bong.....Jez i miss everhything.

Edit: Is that it the thing Ezza posted? Am i missing something?
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Crash82 9/5/2013 7:12am
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Thanks 92, Lazy ass pot heads!
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Racer92 9/5/2013 7:45am
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Crash82 wrote:
Thanks 92, Lazy ass pot heads!
Apparently the pothead who came up with the Assault Bong wasnt too lazy,,, looks like a motivated entrepreneur to me !

Although I havent touched any illegal substance since 1981, I will readily admit that cannibis is waaaay easier on the body than alcohol. Ive seen lots of mean drunks in the past, starting fights, slapping around girlfriends, etc, but the worse thing Ive seen around weed is a bag of Doritos gets wiped out or all the Twinkies in the house disappear. Wink
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jtomasik 9/5/2013 7:47am
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Crash82 wrote:
Thanks 92, Lazy ass pot heads!
Racer92 wrote:
Apparently the pothead who came up with the Assault Bong wasnt too lazy,,, looks like a motivated entrepreneur to me ! Although I havent touched any...
Apparently the pothead who came up with the Assault Bong wasnt too lazy,,, looks like a motivated entrepreneur to me !

Although I havent touched any illegal substance since 1981, I will readily admit that cannibis is waaaay easier on the body than alcohol. Ive seen lots of mean drunks in the past, starting fights, slapping around girlfriends, etc, but the worse thing Ive seen around weed is a bag of Doritos gets wiped out or all the Twinkies in the house disappear. Wink
Just think of how DUI's would change.....5 mph head on collisions, out of court settlements of a large with pepperoni and extra cheese....

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Racer92 9/5/2013 7:51am
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LOL @ Jtom.


Chong "How fast are we going man?"

Cheech "I think we're parked, man"

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88sdad 9/5/2013 7:58am
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I smoke angry weed just so I can yell at you cock suckers
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jtomasik 9/5/2013 8:01am
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Racer92 wrote:
LOL @ Jtom. Chong "How fast are we going man?" Cheech "I think we're parked, man" [img]http://www.marijuana.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cheech-chong-smokin.jpg[/img]
LOL @ Jtom.


Chong "How fast are we going man?"

Cheech "I think we're parked, man"

About 15 years ago, a fellow engineer and I were driving home from work through Pasadena. We were working 14+ hour, 7 day weeks getting this new company kicked off, and decided we needed some 'recreational relaxation' for a bit of a mental break. He bought some smoke, and we did after work the one evening before the drive home. About 10 miles from work, driving in the #1 lane eastbound on the 210 freeway, I came to the realization it started feeling like we were going to be lapped. I looked down at the speedometer, and it turns out we were ripping down the freeway at about 45 mph.

Duuuuuuuuuuude......lol.
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Racer92 9/5/2013 8:03am
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88sdad wrote:
I smoke angry weed just so I can yell at you cock suckers
Quick ! Somebody click this troublemaker !
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Racer92 9/5/2013 8:09am
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. Absolutely George toked weed, are you kiddin' me, man? He grew fields of that stuff, man, that's what I'm talkin' about. Fields.
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Spahnzuki 9/5/2013 9:17am
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"Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.
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huck 9/5/2013 9:52am
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XXVoid MainXX wrote:
It's got a 20 shot clip!
Racer92 wrote:
That will help you get those pesky coyotes stoned ! Laughing
FU RACER!

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Racer92 9/5/2013 10:03am
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XXVoid MainXX wrote:
It's got a 20 shot clip!
Racer92 wrote:
That will help you get those pesky coyotes stoned ! Laughing
huck wrote:
FU RACER!
WTF? I never mentioned you !

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4stroke4DWIN 9/5/2013 10:33am
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I sat thru a couple green lights in my younger days "thinking, Jesus what's taking this light so damn long" then realizing what I had done.
project racer 9/5/2013 6:38pm
9/5/2013 6:38pm
Used to have a six shooter, I think it was called. Basically the same concept as the above model, but had a rack of six individual bowls that you slid over the stem, in succession as needed.

Spent way too many years high.....

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