WESTON PEICK

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Panic_Rev 2/22/2013 9:25am
2/22/2013 9:25am
Seriously 11 pages. You would think this was a J-Law thread!
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Torco1 2/22/2013 9:30am
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Weston Peick can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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86honda 2/22/2013 10:09am
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A firery bush once spoke to WP, he just through her out of the car.
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GHR 2/22/2013 9:40pm
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I had to submit an extension letter to Weston Peick apologizing for letting this go to page 2 again. Fortunately his grace is as big as his pecker so he let it slide just this one time. Thanks Weston. Can't wait to cheer you on tomorrow!!

Also where is my damn T-shirt I emailed for at ProRide? Crack a whip over there mandingo!! Oh wait, sorry Mr Weston for my attitude, dont bitch slap me with your arm-pit-hair- follicle.

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Motoxdoc 2/23/2013 12:18am
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Panic_Rev wrote:
Seriously 11 pages. You would think this was a J-Law thread!
A Weston Peick thread would lap J-Law 3 times in 11 pages!
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GHR 2/23/2013 12:31am
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86honda wrote:
A firery bush once spoke to WP, he just through her out of the car.
Nice hahaha
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dak446 2/23/2013 9:48pm
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The word is Weston was watching NASCAR earlier and didn't want to put another 14 spectators in the hospital, so he let Kiniry go to the main event instead.
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ocscottie 2/28/2013 4:20pm
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~bump~ Is this one ready for the HOF yet?
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TeamGreen 2/28/2013 4:23pm
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I say we run this thru Toronto where Weston will jump the Triple during the Track-Walk.
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twister 2/28/2013 4:40pm
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TeamGreen wrote:
I say we run this thru Toronto where Weston will jump the Triple during the Track-Walk.
I thought he was going to ride his bike up the outside of the cn tower.
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Torco1 2/28/2013 4:53pm
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ocscottie wrote:
~bump~ Is this one ready for the HOF yet?
Yes it is.....send it on over Scottie.
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ocscottie 2/28/2013 5:12pm
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HAR!! well done Josh Laughing
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flarider 2/28/2013 5:13pm
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Just FYI, I talked with Weston Peick in ATL, and Weston Peick approves of this thread, so you all get to live

For now.


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husky125 3/1/2013 12:09pm
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Weston Peick will single handedly bring back the 500 Nationals showing up with his practice bike.

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husky125 wrote:
Weston Peick will single handedly bring back the 500 Nationals showing up with his practice bike. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2013/03/01/rm500_162289.jpg[/img]
Weston Peick will single handedly bring back the 500 Nationals showing up with his practice bike.

That thing is bad ass for sure
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ocscottie 3/1/2013 2:07pm
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flarider wrote:
Just FYI, I talked with Weston Peick in ATL, and Weston Peick approves of this thread, so you all get to live

For now.


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This thread will instantly move to the HOF when Weston wants it to be there.

Less work for me Laughing
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Torco1 3/1/2013 2:27pm
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Weston of mass destruction........

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GHR 3/1/2013 2:31pm
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Weston once traveled to Holland and the entire country renamed their water dams "Peicks" for obvious reasons.
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:39pm
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Before Weston Peick was born, lesbians used to be called "Peicks". Once the world saw how manly Weston was as a mere fetus, they renamed these velcro fighters to "Dykes" so as to not be confused.

Ok, Ill keep working on them....give me a min dammit, the weekend is not quite here yet...
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:43pm
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I once competed in the 24 hours of Glen Helen Ironman class, I took 3rd overall but threw up and was hallucinating severely.

Weston Peick calls that race his "Sprints".
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:44pm
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The earth has a slight wobble to it as it rotates.

Thats when Weston Peick whips out his pecker to pee.
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:47pm
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When Weston Peick shows up to St Louis to race, the arch is the measuring device used to determine if he will fit in the stadium.
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:49pm
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When Weston Peick Snaps into a SlimJim, Jesse the body ventura curls up into the fetal position.

I dont even know what that means....
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:51pm
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Malcom McCassy made Weston a set of Ethika Underwear.

It shut down the garment district for over 3 weeks.
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:53pm
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I bought a new KX450 recently from a race team. They handed me the chips to alter the performance.

I unplugged the Black one, inserted a hair plucked from Weston Peicks nostril, and jamed it in there with a sledge hammer.

My shit breathes fire now bitches. Traction control be dammed.
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GHR 3/1/2013 2:57pm
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Weston Peick created a new chain lube from his mucus. It has not passed final testing as the damn metal keeps melting.

They are looking into using his saliva but its too close to the air box and bike backfires pure Plazma.

I think the solution is to just take a drop of sweat off his brow, throw it in an olympic size pool and call it "highly Concentrated" and only use it to remove oil stains from a driveway.
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GHR 3/1/2013 3:00pm
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Weston Peick cleaned out his underwear and a dingle berry fell out.

That was the movement that started the Exercise Ball fad.

Now they are used to bounce off peoples faces and rightfully so.
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GHR 3/1/2013 3:03pm
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The sumo outfit they used to make fools wear at the races for a time killer?

Those were initially made to keep Weston Peicks Seed warm during Pre-Cryogenic Testing.
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GHR 3/1/2013 3:09pm
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Weston Peick was breast fed Nitroglycerin but it was too mild.

Thats when plutonium was first tested as food vs. making a bomb.

One reason his farts somehow travel all the way to Cabo now.... (See Rip to Tip Joke)

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