Bret Michaels Theme Song

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jmar 1/14/2012 6:08pm
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steve_97060 wrote:
that's one of the problems with vital, most everyone thinks their opinion is the truth..
There are some things that even a dumb okie like my self can see.

Please load up, shoot both barrels my way, and prove that I am wrong.
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jmar 1/14/2012 6:12pm
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bullpen58 wrote:
I vote for Zeke to make a song about sx for us.
With all due respect, who is Zeke?

In all honestly, the music that is chosen for these races doesn't matter. The demographic they are trying to reach isn't a week to week fan .
practicetrack 1/14/2012 6:14pm
1/14/2012 6:14pm
Tesco Vee of the Meatmen wrote an incredible roadbike song in the early 80's. he had a show on MTV that was so ahead of the times only a couple episodes ran...but it was cool as shit...john waters was interviewed...lots of odd guest stars...tom jones...anyway the Meatmen were punk rock and there were sick and hilarious to me...just look up War Of The Superbikes. to this day, though the makes and models in the song are outdated, the lyrics are still cool as shit.

Wanna bark a saga of the night the bikes went wild.
Four husky gladiators suited up for a war self styled.
The Interceptor, Ninja and 1100 primed to score
But me and my Suzuki knew we had so much more.

They thought it would be just another clandestine late night road rally.
But it was the WAR OF THE SUPERBIKES.
Red hot pipes and rumbling high tech power plants inch up to the starting line,
But when the dust cleared up on Devil's Backbone,
One man/one bike/one dream would scream across the finish line.


I layed it down into turn one, cranked it down full bore.
With my air-cooled transverse in-line Four Stroke Four.
I knew the 1100 was the man to burn.
I ruled the straightaways, he had me in the turns.


As they blasted out of the high bank
The Ninja smoked a clutch
"Only two to beat," he thought
As he laid it down to those greasy 'S' turns
In the distance those oversized Japanese leg burners sounded like some sort of mutated gigantic insects.
Three men on monster machines SHOT OUT OF GOD'S SLINGSHOT!!!


The interceptor faded as we hit the hill W.F.O.
All I had to do was hold on, seven miles to go.
But there were red lights flashing, the cops were gaining fast(Screw the cops!)
In our high-powered way awesome road-smoking 12 mile dash.


The FJ 1100 made his move on the inside
As the speedometer bounced over the 100 mile-per-hour mark
But he got a little too deep in the curve,
and didn't see the pothole.
All he saw was a burning, hurtling ball of death
As he blasted off into cool night air.
Just him and his GS 1150.

It's the WAR OF THE SUPERBIKES(3X).


for added entertainment there is another version with real words instead of "screw the cops" and other choice lines.
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steve_97060 1/14/2012 6:15pm
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steve_97060 wrote:
that's one of the problems with vital, most everyone thinks their opinion is the truth..
jmar wrote:
There are some things that even a dumb okie like my self can see. Please load up, shoot both barrels my way, and prove that I...
There are some things that even a dumb okie like my self can see.

Please load up, shoot both barrels my way, and prove that I am wrong.
wasn't directed at you specifically, just a generalization about vital..

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Motodude 1/14/2012 6:16pm
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Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
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jmar 1/14/2012 6:19pm
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Motodude wrote:
Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
Paul, are you in the states?
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steve_97060 1/14/2012 6:19pm
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Motodude wrote:
Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
too much emphasis on the song or the announcers, I don't care about that stuff, just watch the racing..
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Motodude 1/14/2012 6:21pm
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Motodude wrote:
Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
jmar wrote:
Paul, are you in the states?
No Jim...Sydney...sure would love to get there before May though.
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jmar 1/14/2012 6:26pm
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Motodude wrote:
Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
jmar wrote:
Paul, are you in the states?
Motodude wrote:
No Jim...Sydney...sure would love to get there before May though.
Let me know when you plan to be here.

Take care.
sbarrington314 1/14/2012 6:31pm
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my GF just laughed her ass off at this song.
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jmar 1/14/2012 6:34pm
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sbarrington314 wrote:
my GF just laughed her ass off at this song.
Smart girl.
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Git yer ryde awnnnnnn -______-
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eddie 1/14/2012 7:22pm
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i am not surprised by the choice . bret does hillbilly rock now and you yanks love to hillbilly up everything as much as you can . if F1 was an american sport you would hillbilly that up too .
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haggard 1/14/2012 7:45pm
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Its great that he is promoting the sport, and gave money. ex: rock hard ride hard award: But, as for the song, not a fan at all.
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Motodude wrote:
Theme song is ok to me...who really cares? The sx season is on, thats all that matters.
+1.

But there's always gotta be a bitch fest about something on here. I guess this is the bitch of the moment.
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WhoopDeeDoo 1/14/2012 8:04pm
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You know, the song wasn't THAT much worse than "Are You Ready for some Football!". I wouldn't hum it in my spare time, but who cares?
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bullpen58 1/14/2012 8:08pm
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Skanky bitches seem to like that goober. He seems to be pretty famous. He seems to be pretty rich. All three things are welcome to our sport. We need more exposure to all the goobers of the world.
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karnivool 1/14/2012 9:36pm
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Mstock wrote:
Supercross is an entertainment industry not a race series. Didn't you guys get the memo? The "song" is perfect for the demographic they are trying to...
Supercross is an entertainment industry not a race series. Didn't you guys get the memo? The "song" is perfect for the demographic they are trying to reach. Just like Monster, Redbull, and Rockstar.
Really? not even close dude...Energy Drinks market the 9-16 range primarily to begin with...

you really think Bret Michaels is really going to compete with Lil Wayne, Wiz, Mac Miller and such in that market...NO WAY...

I work with 800 teens a day...to them Bret Michaels is just the guy who has a bunch of strippers on his reality show...

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mx 219 1/14/2012 9:37pm
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Get your ride on!!!
swedishfishmx 1/14/2012 9:48pm
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I don't mind the song...not the best, but not the worst. He is good for the sport, not many people want to bring money into the sport.
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Holesyaaat 1/14/2012 10:12pm
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jmar wrote:
Something for people to think about. Everyone seems to think that the music of their day (ages 16 to 20) is the shit. How smart were...
Something for people to think about.

Everyone seems to think that the music of their day (ages 16 to 20) is the shit.

How smart were you at that time of your lives?
ATKpilot99 wrote:
Music is a matter of taste which has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence...And most are taking this waaay too seriously.
jmar wrote:
But it's a fact, that most seem to think that the shit they listen to from their time is the best shit ever. Do you still...
But it's a fact, that most seem to think that the shit they listen to from their time is the best shit ever.

Do you still dress, and act like you did when you were between the ages of 16 and 20?

I didn't think so.
There's absolutely zero correlation between music interest and intelligence (in my mind). You don't need to be a genius to be able to vibe to a good song. The bands that I listen to, continue listening to, or will eventually choose to listen to will come at me from outside influences.

I think that part of my opinion is based off of the fact that kids of my generation didn't have talented bands in the spotlight. We've been putting up with the Jonas Brothers and Beiber. Anyone that had a real interest in music had to dig pretty hard, which brought us to stuff from not only our generation, but also previous generations.

It's been a long day and I feel like a just rambled on. That make any sense to you jmar?

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