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Mayo clinc...what the *&^% are they advertizing here for?
Amazon dot com.
Jiff Lube.
Diamond Nexus?? WTF!! Weeding rings now on vital?
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ThumbsUP wrote:
Mayo clinc...what the *&^% are they advertizing here for?
Amazon dot com.
Jiff Lube.
Diamond Nexus?? WTF!! Weeding rings now on vital?
You`re new here. We`ve been through this.NFM
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Mayo clinc...what the *&^% are they advertizing here for?
Amazon dot com.
Jiff Lube.
Diamond Nexus?? WTF!! Weeding rings now on vital?
kongols wrote:
You`re new here. We`ve been through this.NFM
Give me the 1 minute version, Kong
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Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
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OMG!!!

advertising Diamond nexus...wedding rings
then I see Chase....bank
then Attorney John Mendoza...to get divorced
then Hemflow arm pump...when your single and arm begins to hurt after the long "internet" sessions
oh I see work mans comp...

there is a subliminal message here guys the advertizers are trying to addict you to

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Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited.

Good thing you haven't been hanging out at NAMBLA....
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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is SICK!!!!!!!!! unhealty
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ThumbsUP wrote:
Mayo clinc...what the *&^% are they advertizing here for?
Amazon dot com.
Jiff Lube.
Diamond Nexus?? WTF!! Weeding rings now on vital?
Their not actually sponsors (but I'm sure you knew that).
It's just Google AdWords ads.
You put the script up on your site and google randomly generates the ads that are displayed,they do it based on your sites content.
They pay them based on impressions & click through's to the ads.
Sometimes they are on topic ads...other times it is bizarre odd stuff being displayed,just depends on the content on the page.And yes...they also use cookies to determine what should be displayed.
It's all randomly generated.
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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
ThumbsUP wrote:
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is...
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is SICK!!!!!!!!! unhealty
No it`s you that want all those things, it`s your history.
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Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited. Good thing you haven't been hanging out at...
Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited.

Good thing you haven't been hanging out at NAMBLA....
Nambla...what is that place?

Dude this is scary! This is my computer that this girl uses for facebook. OMG! Now I see Alstate insurance.
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My ads are always 100% moto
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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
Kong brings up a good one. One of the long time fellow members( I won't mention names cause he's a cool dude! ) here started up a thread and this is basically what he said......

" Dudes......what the hell is going on with these stupid side banners??"

" I see male dating services and stuff like gay porn"

And then........well you can only imagine. I think crash82 said it best , when he just simply stated........

" DUDE!........Those side banners reflect your browsing history!""

"You just totally owned yourself!!"

I laughed so hard at that night , i damn near fell out of my chair.!
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drmarkr wrote:
Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited. Good thing you haven't been hanging out at...
Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited.

Good thing you haven't been hanging out at NAMBLA....
ThumbsUP wrote:
Nambla...what is that place?

Dude this is scary! This is my computer that this girl uses for facebook. OMG! Now I see Alstate insurance.
DUDE!....they are called cookies! You can set it up in your browser so they don't attach themselves. Jesus......my comcast account does it. I go to newegg all the time , and I always see my banners pop up of the items I just looked at.
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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
Goodle adwords doesn't allow adult sites.
Dating sites are pretty much the cut-off when it comes to adult stuff they will display.
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Hmmm. That explains the lesbian dating sites that keep popping up on my screen. And trust me, I'm not a lesbian. Hell, I'm not even female. Looks like my gf has some "esplainin" to do. She has been spending a lot of time at Curves lately. I just thought it was 'cuz she was unemployed. However, if she'll let me WATCH............
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Hmmm. That explains the lesbian dating sites that keep popping up on my screen. And trust me, I'm not a lesbian. Hell, I'm not even female...
Hmmm. That explains the lesbian dating sites that keep popping up on my screen. And trust me, I'm not a lesbian. Hell, I'm not even female. Looks like my gf has some "esplainin" to do. She has been spending a lot of time at Curves lately. I just thought it was 'cuz she was unemployed. However, if she'll let me WATCH............
THAT....is / would be an awesome way to use the ads! use em' for your advantage man!!
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ThumbsUP wrote:
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is...
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is SICK!!!!!!!!! unhealty
I can help make it healthier for you. Just say the word. Smile
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drmarkr wrote:
Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited. Good thing you haven't been hanging out at...
Those aren't Vital ads....they're ads determined by cookies that were "deposited" on your machine by websites you visited.

Good thing you haven't been hanging out at NAMBLA....
ThumbsUP wrote:
Nambla...what is that place?

Dude this is scary! This is my computer that this girl uses for facebook. OMG! Now I see Alstate insurance.
Here is what NAMBLA is.
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Hmmm. That explains the lesbian dating sites that keep popping up on my screen. And trust me, I'm not a lesbian. Hell, I'm not even female...
Hmmm. That explains the lesbian dating sites that keep popping up on my screen. And trust me, I'm not a lesbian. Hell, I'm not even female. Looks like my gf has some "esplainin" to do. She has been spending a lot of time at Curves lately. I just thought it was 'cuz she was unemployed. However, if she'll let me WATCH............
jeffro503 wrote:
THAT....is / would be an awesome way to use the ads! use em' for your advantage man!!
Oh, don't you worry Frodaddy, I'll be all over that like.........wait for it.........a hungry dog on a steak. OOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! Yes, I went there. Sorry, I had to. Some of the greatest "cheese" in moto EVER.

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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
jeffro503 wrote:
Kong brings up a good one. One of the long time fellow members( I won't mention names cause he's a cool dude! ) here started up...
Kong brings up a good one. One of the long time fellow members( I won't mention names cause he's a cool dude! ) here started up a thread and this is basically what he said......

" Dudes......what the hell is going on with these stupid side banners??"

" I see male dating services and stuff like gay porn"

And then........well you can only imagine. I think crash82 said it best , when he just simply stated........

" DUDE!........Those side banners reflect your browsing history!""

"You just totally owned yourself!!"

I laughed so hard at that night , i damn near fell out of my chair.!
"WHY IS THERE AN AD FOR THE FLESHLIGHT ON VITAL!" I think that was the headline, funny stuff
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Do you mean that in a "Gladiator" sort of way?........Smile
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dood, according to you're browsing history, you like lube, strip clubs, and a medical treatment facility. You just cant write this stuff LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you mean that in a "Gladiator" sort of way?........Smile
LOL

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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
ThumbsUP wrote:
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is...
Dude I'm dating a girl for 3 weeks and already they want me to buy a ring, turn over my bank account, get divorced...this place is SICK!!!!!!!!! unhealty
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No it`s you that want all those things, it`s your history.
If you log in here with your facebook account and have updated your relationship status you'll get ads targeted towards that.
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My ads are always 100% moto
x2 don't think I've ever had an advert that's not Moto-Related Tongue
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kongols wrote:
Automatic add generator. It looks at your browsing history and shows what you`re interested in. Some guy freaked out that he was getting porn adds.
jeffro503 wrote:
Kong brings up a good one. One of the long time fellow members( I won't mention names cause he's a cool dude! ) here started up...
Kong brings up a good one. One of the long time fellow members( I won't mention names cause he's a cool dude! ) here started up a thread and this is basically what he said......

" Dudes......what the hell is going on with these stupid side banners??"

" I see male dating services and stuff like gay porn"

And then........well you can only imagine. I think crash82 said it best , when he just simply stated........

" DUDE!........Those side banners reflect your browsing history!""

"You just totally owned yourself!!"

I laughed so hard at that night , i damn near fell out of my chair.!
redalert144 wrote:
"WHY IS THERE AN AD FOR THE FLESHLIGHT ON VITAL!" I think that was the headline, funny stuff
Actually, I am pretty sure those were two different incidents. I think the flashlight one was first, then the gay porn one happened later. I remember laughing twice as hard the second time because I didn't think it could get worse than outing yourself that way. When I saw the query about gay porn, I realized that it actually could get worse. More coffee spit up on the keyboard. Good times...

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