Bigfoot?

When I don’t manscape the sightings increase considerably. 

My belief system is based in reality...

I lean toward yes (so 75%).

Gave it a thumbs up; ‘cause, I can’t understand the down-votes?

Remember when we laughed and threw mad shit at each other…and laughed some more?

Fuck. Some of these dudes are…well…Bitches. 🤣

Btw, welcome back…Fucker! 😂

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You didn't have a 0.0000001% Bigfoot option, so I went with 1%. Can't rule it out completely, but I say there's no evidence that Bigfeet exist. 

If Bigfoot existed, one would have been hit by a car by now.

There are around 200 Florida Panthers in the wild, which is a tiny number, and even one of them gets hit by a car once in awhile.

That would fuck a car up! 

Who's to say ???

Around here up on the Cumberland plateau, the official word is, there's no mt lions any longer.

But property owners will tell you different.

And far too many photos showing large, cats with long tails support their claims.

Lots of unexplored, open land up there.

Same goes for the PNW.

They're smart enough to stay away from our asses.

If they existed in the PNW don't you think they woulda saw one when they just spent all that time searching with thermal imaging for that scum bag that killed his kids?

I heard they bagged one up there but strangely it only wore a size 7 shoe so .....

So Bigfoot is a Gay Canadian?

Nah, some of them – the best of them – are existentialist Australians...

I'm a size 13. You know what they say, big hands, big feet......

Hide and Seek Champion!

🤔 Last Big Foot sighting I’d heard of was at a Dead concert…in ‘68…🤣

One of my paintless dent guy believed in bigfoot, he would even go to meetings about the subject.  Told me how many pounds of deer in one day they could eat.  My response was then where is the bigfoot  poop from all that meat they eat?

Right, or where are the carcasses of some of these Deer?

Or where are the bigfoot tracks?

Oh crap! I was wrong! Here's Bigfoot himself, describing how he avoids Human detection:

You're never gonna love me

I don't feel bad

2 out three ain't bad

LOL

If there is a bigfoot...it has to exist in incredibly small numbers in a very remote/isolated part of the country...

These bigfoot believers go around claiming all of the bigfoot "sightings" across the country are real, then that would mean there are populations of bigfoot across the entire country, and that would mean that there is a large enough population of them that one would have been hit by a car, a carcass would have been found, a den stumbled upon, one of them shot, etc. etc. 

Either there is a small population in a remote/isolated part of the country, or they don't exist at all...there is no in between.  

Though I will say, my family owns 6000 acres of mountain property in Eastern Utah...there are bears and mountain lions on the property...In my 44 years spending a ton of time there, I've seen one mountain lion (when not using dogs to hunt them), and maybe 15 black bear in my entire life and I've never seen a bear or mountain lion carcass.  But I have found poop and seen lots of tracks from both of them.  So, a small population of bigfoot in an isolated part of the country is possible...though incredibly unlikely.