did we ever decide

Just stick with one.

Liquor before beer you're in the clear

Beer before liquor never been sicker

I never had a problem with that. Just dont twist up a fattie after you are plowed though or you will get the room spins.

That sucks.

Beer first, if it's feeling right make your move.

I don't have a problem either way.

Practice makes perfect.

Stay away from wine, though...

I probably do, but I can't remember any.

Liquor in the front,

poker in the rear ?


How's that saying with snakes go ?

Red before yellow will kill a fellow ?

Rupe,

When you start seeing snakes, it's time to stop drinking.

HAR!

The reports are in and they are not surprising.

Alcohol is responsible for millions of cases of disabling mental illnesses. Often overlooked, one factor affects 100 percent of alcohol users: frontal lobe impairment. The neurotransmitter responsible for halting an action or nerve impulse in the brain is known as "gamma-aminobutyric acid" (GABA). Alcohol blocks the action of GABA at the nerve junction, enabling you to do things you rconscience wouldn't normally allow. This results in an increase of risky behaviors, aggression, and impulsivity. Eventually these actions become habitual. The more time a neuron carries out an impulse, the more likely it is to allow the same action again.

The results can be lethal: One recent study revealed that alcohol intoxication increases the risk of suicide by 90-times ! Worse yet, alcohol can alter neuron DNA, thereby passing brain damage down from generation to generation. Many social drinkers mistakenly think that alcohol makes them more confident. The truth is that they become a passenger, and not the driver. If you value your ability to make rational decisions, steer completely clear of alcohol.

But isn't alcohol good for my heart? Alcohol is toxic to the heart muscle. How then does red wine seem to reduce heart disease risk? The red grape! Grapes contain flavanoids which have health-promoting effects. Any benefit from red wine is actually coming from the grape, and not the alcohol. Grape juice has even better heart benefits without the toxic side effects of alcohol. Drink up and drink healthy.

Green snakes on the ceiling
Walking walls, I can see
One fool on a stool
And on this stool, sets this fool me

didn't Jesus turn water in to wine? Maybe he figured that the brain damaged would be more likely to follow his lead?