You don't touch the Queen!

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You wink at her, like bozo Bush did.

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The queen did it first and lowered the barrier. The British press are running with it because thats what they do. bush was a fucking idiot, seems like your type of guy.
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This guy had it right...

Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and occupied other countries under severe penalties of force and robbed, raped, and enslaved millions around the globe. Doing what the royal etiquette butt lickers tell you to do is approving of Elizabeth's family's atrocities and you are humiliating yourself when you bow, walk backwards from her, don't touch unless touched, start eating after her etc. By doing this you are basically saying I fear you and understand you have control over my life and I approve of your family's phony wealth acquired from violence.

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motogeezer 4/2/2009 5:11pm
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The Queen doesn't shit.

She "dispatches the royal excrement."
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I'm sorry, there are certain people I have a hard time picturing sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and The Queen is one of those people.
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flarider wrote:
I'm sorry, there are certain people I have a hard time picturing sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and The Queen is one of those...
I'm sorry, there are certain people I have a hard time picturing sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and The Queen is one of those people.
Who are the others?

i hope the Pope is in that category too.

She probably has one of those fancy toilets that shoots evian or perrie
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Cindy Crawford is another

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Change of topic please....
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Racer92 wrote:
Change of topic please....
Two girls and a cup?
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riots going on in london at the g20 meetings .... riots going on in france and germany at the upcoming nato meetings .... and the big story in america is the first lady touching the queen . CLASSIC lolz !
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riots going on in london at the g20 meetings .... riots going on in france and germany at the upcoming nato meetings .... and the big...
riots going on in london at the g20 meetings .... riots going on in france and germany at the upcoming nato meetings .... and the big story in america is the first lady touching the queen . CLASSIC lolz !
Best post of the thread.

By far.
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Racer92 wrote:
Change of topic please....
motogeezer wrote:
Two girls and a cup?
That was some wholesome video.
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SK wrote:
This guy had it right... Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. [b]Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and...
This guy had it right...

Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and occupied other countries under severe penalties of force and robbed, raped, and enslaved millions around the globe. Doing what the royal etiquette butt lickers tell you to do is approving of Elizabeth's family's atrocities and you are humiliating yourself when you bow, walk backwards from her, don't touch unless touched, start eating after her etc. By doing this you are basically saying I fear you and understand you have control over my life and I approve of your family's phony wealth acquired from violence.

yes sir you are 100% , our country was one of them,
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They tried that shit with us too.
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Things are getting bad at those G20 meetings..

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(G20 ended yesterday....more of those pesky facts)
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flarider wrote:
(G20 ended yesterday....more of those pesky facts)
So everything is dandy over there?

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SK wrote:
This guy had it right... Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. [b]Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and...
This guy had it right...

Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and occupied other countries under severe penalties of force and robbed, raped, and enslaved millions around the globe. Doing what the royal etiquette butt lickers tell you to do is approving of Elizabeth's family's atrocities and you are humiliating yourself when you bow, walk backwards from her, don't touch unless touched, start eating after her etc. By doing this you are basically saying I fear you and understand you have control over my life and I approve of your family's phony wealth acquired from violence.

AND YER AN AMERICAN CHRISTIAN cuz we skull fugged the indigenous people of this land...in the name of god, guns and money.
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SK wrote:
This guy had it right... Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. [b]Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and...
This guy had it right...

Who gives a shit about the queen and any other so-called royal. Her family is wealthy because their ancestors invaded and occupied other countries under severe penalties of force and robbed, raped, and enslaved millions around the globe. Doing what the royal etiquette butt lickers tell you to do is approving of Elizabeth's family's atrocities and you are humiliating yourself when you bow, walk backwards from her, don't touch unless touched, start eating after her etc. By doing this you are basically saying I fear you and understand you have control over my life and I approve of your family's phony wealth acquired from violence.

BobbyM wrote:
AND YER AN AMERICAN CHRISTIAN cuz we skull fugged the indigenous people of this land...in the name of god, guns and money.
Bobby,

I did not the passage above.

I just copy/pasted it.

But I do agree with it, England took over countries, just as Europeans took over land from this country.

Who said i was Christian?
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SK wrote:
Bobby, I did not the passage above. I just copy/pasted it. But I do agree with it, England took over countries, just as Europeans took over...
Bobby,

I did not the passage above.

I just copy/pasted it.

But I do agree with it, England took over countries, just as Europeans took over land from this country.

Who said i was Christian?
god....Smile
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SK wrote:
Who are the others?

i hope the Pope is in that category too.

She probably has one of those fancy toilets that shoots evian or perrie
the pope is jewish and shits in the woods.

carry on.
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jmar wrote:
It didn't seem to bother Queen Elizabeth as you can see that she put her arm around the First Ladies waist to embrace her back. A...
It didn't seem to bother Queen Elizabeth as you can see that she put her arm around the First Ladies waist to embrace her back.

A bunch of nonsense about nothing.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/04/02/michelle.obama.queen/index.html

Well spoken, Sir.
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SK 4/3/2009 7:32pm
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SK wrote:
Who are the others?

i hope the Pope is in that category too.

She probably has one of those fancy toilets that shoots evian or perrie
YZ441 wrote:
the pope is jewish and shits in the woods.

carry on.
Umm no.

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When you're in a foreign country it's a good idea to bone up a little on local customs. It's just polite. I didn't like it when the wetbacks used to wipe their ass and throw the paper in the corner instead of the toilet. That was just rude.
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Ivan wrote:
When you're in a foreign country it's a good idea to bone up a little on local customs. It's just polite. I didn't like it when...
When you're in a foreign country it's a good idea to bone up a little on local customs. It's just polite. I didn't like it when the wetbacks used to wipe their ass and throw the paper in the corner instead of the toilet. That was just rude.
x2, I was going to write no shit.

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