Wild-assed obituary

ddog558
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Edited Date/Time 1/16/2012 5:10am
in the local Dallas paper:



Edward "Bruce" Merritt


Merritt, Edward "Bruce" Born April 3, 1951 in North Carolina. He was one of eight children. His older sisters regularly beat him up, put him in dresses, and then forced him to walk to the drugstore to buy their Kotex and cigarettes. After graduation from high school he went on to lead a life of luxury in the United States Air Force. After excaping from the government he spent most of his life as a mechanic, husband, and father. Bruce Merritt never met a stranger, and in many ways was stranger than most. He is survived by one daughter, two grand- children, two ex-wives, unpaid taxes, and many loyal loving friends. Services will be held on Tuesday, September 23rd at 2:00pm. Eastgate LBJ @ Northwest Highway 972-270-6116 www.eastgatefuneralhome.com

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JPT
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9/24/2008 2:26pm
The guy was born in 1951. Is no one else upset that someone so young died?Blink
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9/24/2008 2:33pm
JPT wrote:
The guy was born in 1951. Is no one else upset that someone so young died?Blink
judging by his obit, he's very happy now!
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9/24/2008 2:50pm
JPT wrote:
The guy was born in 1951. Is no one else upset that someone so young died?Blink
Phlapjax wrote:
judging by his obit, he's very happy now!
Yeah but, 1951.

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