"I Totally Understand OJ"

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Edited Date/Time 1/23/2012 10:31pm
Holy Hulkamaniac Batman!!

Hulk Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports.

"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine.

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."

He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.
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4/15/2009 6:31pm
Hogan and his son are two of the biggest tools out there today, right along with Dog the bounty hunter.
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4/15/2009 6:52pm
I wonder if he wishes he had a prenup....

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4/15/2009 7:21pm
Maybe the hulk should have thought about that stuff before taking advantage of his daughter's teenage friend? What a classy guy.
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4/15/2009 8:46pm
Hulk's attorney, David R. Houston, told TMZ, "Page 6 only quoted a very small portion of the Rolling Stone article, not the statement in its entirety. He said that he understands the frustration that can lead to that sort of activity but he definitely does not condone it. He is grounded in his faith and a belief in a higher power and does not believe in violence for any reason."...
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4/15/2009 9:07pm
Understanding it and actually doing it Shocked are two totally different things. Kind of like I understand why people watch Nascar, but I would never do it
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4/15/2009 9:41pm
bullpen58 wrote:
Maybe the hulk should have thought about that stuff before taking advantage of his daughter's teenage friend? What a classy guy.
Not to stick up for Hulk the douche Hogan but that teenage friend of Brookes is 33 and her name is Christiane Plante.

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4/15/2009 10:14pm
bullpen58 wrote:
Maybe the hulk should have thought about that stuff before taking advantage of his daughter's teenage friend? What a classy guy.
jmar wrote:
Not to stick up for Hulk the douche Hogan but that teenage friend of Brookes is 33 and her name is Christiane Plante.

Oh, my bad. I thought it was some teenage girl. He just went from total slimeball to just slimeball in my book.
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4/16/2009 6:57am
Holy shit, put him in jail. HURRY!!! /sarcasm for the nitwits
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4/16/2009 8:13am
prolly not a good idea to be running his mouth while working through a divorce.
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4/16/2009 9:20am
It seems that neither one of them has much respect for the other.

From what I saw of the show the wife was trying to make him something that he isn't. Dating a 19 year-old..............that is one of your daughter's friends................there is something wrong with that IMHO.


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4/16/2009 12:20pm
He still have a half a billion left.
I don't think Mel will have any real issues there.

With the Hulkster - he is getting screwed royaly. Jackass he may be, but he earned the money and is now out with his wife spending like crazy.
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4/16/2009 1:23pm Edited Date/Time 4/16/2016 11:25pm
His ex-wife looks like a used up 50-something street walker. Anything is a step up from that.

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4/16/2009 2:24pm
He still have a half a billion left. I don't think Mel will have any real issues there. With the Hulkster - he is getting screwed...
He still have a half a billion left.
I don't think Mel will have any real issues there.

With the Hulkster - he is getting screwed royaly. Jackass he may be, but he earned the money and is now out with his wife spending like crazy.
Kind of along the line of how I feel.. I don't care how much of a douche bag the guy is, he earned that money, and now his wife taking everything. I have a friend going through something very similar. Guy has a trucking business( no not RM250guyTongue ) and he has spent the past 12 years building it up to a very successful business. His wife has now filed for divorce, and his business is now ruined. I feel for anybody going through that.
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4/16/2009 2:33pm
dipshit or not, this guy is getting raked over the coals. This chick has likely never worked a day in her life, or at least since she met him.

I hear about guys going through divorces all the time at work. These guys are hiring PI's and shit to find out that the wife is out banging it away while he's out working to make her BMW payment. Then they divorce them, and owe them an insane amount of vaginamoney/child support that they blow on some new dude that is 20 years younger. This shit isn't limited to the 'hulkster' normal guys are getting raked like this all the time.

The fact that you can marry someone, they can cheat on you and still take half of everything makes me sick.

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