let's see how many memes of the day we can post

Wooden = made of wood. It's the same as "golden" or "flaxen," i.e., made of gold or made of flax. I think this tradition is a carryover from ancient languages, since we do not say "steelen" or "glassen" for things made of those materials. 

"every girl should marry every guy" How was that not flagged?

A little boy walks up to a pirate and asks him why he has a wooden leg? The pirate says, one day I be sittin on the edge of the dock with me legs in the water and a shark come and bit me leg off. The boy says oh, but why do you have a hook on your arm? One day laddie, the Queen's navy tried to over take me ship and we be fighting them off with sticks and swords and the limey cut me arm off. Ohh, but why do you wear a patch on your eye? Well laddie, a bird shit in me eye and it be the first day with me new hook.

Does anyone have the Area Code, I'm trying to get a seat in the Studio Audience?