let's see how many memes of the day we can post

Damn, you beat me to it...

That's not near dark enough. 

In my house, the wooden spoon put all the rest to shame. And why do we call it a wooden spoon vs just a wood spoon? But ya, in our house it was always a wooden spoon. And I helped my mom get her money's worth out of it. Can't believe that little f#@%er never broke!

So I guess the billable hours start as soon as you sit on the couch.

Is there any other way to read that? Pretty sure Falcon is the only one to read things accurately around here.

TM

@Falcon why do we call it a wooden spoon vs just a wood spoon. What say you?

TM

Speaking of grammar...

That's why the painters show up last 🤣

Wooden = made of wood. It's the same as "golden" or "flaxen," i.e., made of gold or made of flax. I think this tradition is a carryover from ancient languages, since we do not say "steelen" or "glassen" for things made of those materials.