USA Cooked?

BossWool2800 wrote:

Cooper has one foot in retirement 

The Wolf Man wrote:

He has two feet in McDonalds...

TAUTOG wrote:

He's so fat and out of shape with that 6th in moto 2 at Southwick for 6th overall. Just stfu already. Do you just get off...

He's so fat and out of shape with that 6th in moto 2 at Southwick for 6th overall. Just stfu already. Do you just get off on being an idiot?

The Wolf Man wrote:

Donger will get a small graze on his finger just before MXDN and say he's 'banged up'. He's not gone three years in a row. The...

Donger will get a small graze on his finger just before MXDN and say he's 'banged up'. He's not gone three years in a row. The real reasons for this are: doesn't want to go unless the team has a legit chance to win; he won't go unless he gets paid (as you point out).  

There's no way the US will win MXDN this year, so Donger is out. The fact it's the 250-year anniversary of the founding of the United States won't mean anything to the 'patriotic' Deegans. 

deadlo wrote:

You got a crush on deegan don’t you? You sure think about him an awful lot.

SLAPAHO wrote:

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has...

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has a fat boy fetish 🤣 

deadlo wrote:

You got a crush on deegan don’t you? You sure think about him an awful lot.

SLAPAHO wrote:

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has...

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has a fat boy fetish 🤣 

The Wolf Man wrote:

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that...

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that reveals more about you chubby. 

Mike 13 wrote:

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX...

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX is a full championship that runs alongside the MXGP series, with riders competing on the same type of demanding tracks and conditions as the highest level of motocross.

Compared to AMA motocross events like Loretta Lynn’s, motos require a much higher level of endurance. The races are typically 25–30 minutes long, and European tracks are often rougher and less maintained between sessions, forcing riders to adapt to changing track conditions throughout the weekend.

 

Mike 13 wrote:

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX...

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX is a full championship that runs alongside the MXGP series, with riders competing on the same type of demanding tracks and conditions as the highest level of motocross.

Compared to AMA motocross events like Loretta Lynn’s, motos require a much higher level of endurance. The races are typically 25–30 minutes long, and European tracks are often rougher and less maintained between sessions, forcing riders to adapt to changing track conditions throughout the weekend.

 

jettlover wrote:

Wait. 
How long do you think Loretta Lynn motos are?

SLAPAHO wrote:

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has...

Looks like that's pretty much all he thinks about. That and Brian with plump lips, chubby Cooper Webb and fat guys on dirt bikes. Definitely has a fat boy fetish 🤣 

The Wolf Man wrote:

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that...

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that reveals more about you chubby. 

SLAPAHO wrote:

No, chubby chaser, you definitely have a fatboy fetish. You can't help yourself from constantly posting overweight people on dirt bikes. Maybe you haven't noticed, but...

No, chubby chaser, you definitely have a fatboy fetish. You can't help yourself from constantly posting overweight people on dirt bikes. Maybe you haven't noticed, but everyone else has. It's ok, I'm not judging 😘

Richard Tease II wrote:

Poor Brian

Mike 13 wrote:

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX...

Comparing five-lap amateur races a few times a year and perfectly prepared practice tracks daily is to the EMX series is not a fair comparison. EMX is a full championship that runs alongside the MXGP series, with riders competing on the same type of demanding tracks and conditions as the highest level of motocross.

Compared to AMA motocross events like Loretta Lynn’s, motos require a much higher level of endurance. The races are typically 25–30 minutes long, and European tracks are often rougher and less maintained between sessions, forcing riders to adapt to changing track conditions throughout the weekend.

 

jettlover wrote:

Wait. 
How long do you think Loretta Lynn motos are?

The Wolf Man wrote:

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that...

That's strange logic Ho Slapper. I constantly criticise fat riders and fake people with botox and you turn that into a fat fetish? I think that reveals more about you chubby. 

SLAPAHO wrote:

No, chubby chaser, you definitely have a fatboy fetish. You can't help yourself from constantly posting overweight people on dirt bikes. Maybe you haven't noticed, but...

No, chubby chaser, you definitely have a fatboy fetish. You can't help yourself from constantly posting overweight people on dirt bikes. Maybe you haven't noticed, but everyone else has. It's ok, I'm not judging 😘

The Wolf Man wrote:

Okay, Ho Slapper. Once again, disliking fat riders - and especially pros who are paid millions and can't be bothered to stay in shape - does...

Okay, Ho Slapper. Once again, disliking fat riders - and especially pros who are paid millions and can't be bothered to stay in shape - does not a fat fetish make. You're projecting girlfriend...

deadlo wrote:

Where are our guys? What is going on. We used to dominate. Sure we split time with sx, but we weren’t even 1st or 2nd in...

Where are our guys? What is going on. We used to dominate. Sure we split time with sx, but we weren’t even 1st or 2nd in that last year. 

What do you think it is? We have a few top guys out, but why is the USA field so shallow now for springing champion talent. We haven’t even been much of a factor in des nations in some time (it’s always b team this b team that). Guys come over and just smoke our guys on American tracks every year even for one off races. It’s not looking very likely an American wins a championship in mx or sx in the foreseeable future. I don’t even know who is going to be that next American guy at this point. I’m a Deegan fan, but let’s be real, long road…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m stoked to see these other guys come over and have success. I’m not hating on them at all, just a little disappointed we aren’t even really that competitive at this point. 

Xracer wrote:

Soft parenting, soft schools, soft culture. It's over. 

Paul333 wrote:

Yeah, like the Euro's are taught to be hard in their schools...Will the Deegandashians even race it? They have dodged in every single year of his...

Yeah, like the Euro's are taught to be hard in their schools...

Will the Deegandashians even race it? They have dodged in every single year of his pro career...wanting start money, etc, etc. 

The Wolf Man wrote:

Donger will get a small graze on his finger just before MXDN and say he's 'banged up'. He's not gone three years in a row. The...

Donger will get a small graze on his finger just before MXDN and say he's 'banged up'. He's not gone three years in a row. The real reasons for this are: doesn't want to go unless the team has a legit chance to win; he won't go unless he gets paid (as you point out).  

There's no way the US will win MXDN this year, so Donger is out. The fact it's the 250-year anniversary of the founding of the United States won't mean anything to the 'patriotic' Deegans.