Free joints for home runs

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Edited Date/Time 1/26/2012 3:36pm
A medical marijuana dispensary in San Francisco is offering patients free joints every time a Giant hits a home run in the World Series. Commendably, Tim Lincecum was still in the dugout immediately following Juan Uribe's fifth-inning blast.

ReLeaf Herbal Center in San Francisco is promoting the local sports scene with free joints for fans present in the shop during each Giants home run in the World Series, and with a special discounted bright-orange strain and a THC-infused orange drink called "Giant Punch."

ReLeaf has been hyping the promotion ("We are burning up with Giants fever!") on their Facebook page. The Giant Punch post came immediately after a special "ReLeaf Field Poll," which asked, "Thinking about carrying medicated pizza pockets...would you try them? They are called pot pockets!"

Four people liked the pot pockets, and a thoughtful man named Mike wrote, "I'm pretty sure I would try just about anything with pot in it."

In related sports-n-substances promotion news, Hollywood's Whiskey Tango All-American Bar & Grill in Miami ("Redneck cool. Trailer-park fabulous. White-trash chic. Blue-collar vogue.") is extending its offer to pay customer's bar tabs for every Heat loss this season.

It's true. In 2010 there's nothing more American than sports, marijuana pizza pockets, and free booze.

San Francisco Pot Dispensary Offering Free Weed for Giants Homers [The Last Angry Fan]

After Heat Loss, Hollywood Bar Pays $4000 in Bar Tabs, Extends Promotion for Entire Season [Miami New-Times]

http://deadspin.com/5675212/uribes-homer-helps-lead-giants-to-game-one-victory-california-smokers-to-free-doobies
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10/28/2010 12:48pm
Thats BS.

I will say you can buy weed at the doors to Target, KMart, anywhere.
All those are just reselling it. It wont last that way. Security at Target basically has their hands full keeping the people away from trying to peddle pot.

They walk around the parking lots, "yo mang, you wanna buy some bubbleberry blaze hoodini hoodrat smoke"

All a bunch of dirty fucks in broken down POS motorhomes in the most expensive county in Calif.
88sdad
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10/28/2010 12:59pm
Blake wrote:
Thats BS. I will say you can buy weed at the doors to Target, KMart, anywhere. All those are just reselling it. It wont last that...
Thats BS.

I will say you can buy weed at the doors to Target, KMart, anywhere.
All those are just reselling it. It wont last that way. Security at Target basically has their hands full keeping the people away from trying to peddle pot.

They walk around the parking lots, "yo mang, you wanna buy some bubbleberry blaze hoodini hoodrat smoke"

All a bunch of dirty fucks in broken down POS motorhomes in the most expensive county in Calif.
If you're in the neighborhood this winter, could you drop off a bag of that, "bubbleberry blaze hoodini hoodrat smoke"? Sounds like the bomb.
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10/28/2010 12:59pm
I have been fighting for the other side for years!
Blake
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10/28/2010 5:52pm
They are. Everywhere you go people are hacking coughing, and it doesnt matter if its the middle of summer, you're thinking, fuck, all these people are fuckin sickly.

They usually have a grocery cart full of shit too, and thus lead a unhealthy life. Big fat full belly and totally malnurished.

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10/28/2010 5:54pm
Take a trip to the bay asshole.

Everyone in the parking lot is getting stoned! Right out in the open.
Blake
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10/28/2010 6:05pm
Id say 90% with a MMJ card are full of shit.

Nothing wrong with them, and snake oil doctors giving prescriptions. In SF bay area, you can buy weed in front of any store, any mall, anywhere.

They are all reselling it.
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10/28/2010 6:06pm
Um, I dont know where you are getting your info, but
http://www.statemaster.com/graph/lif_sta_sto-lifestyle-starbucks-stores shows that there are 2010 starbucks in california,
http://www.chacha.com/question/how-many-mcdonalds-restaurant-are-in-the…
shows that there are 1165 McDonalds, and finally
http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-many-711s-are-there-in-california/1546915
shows there are 15 7-11's.
So that is 3190 combined, well more than the 2100+ dispensaries.
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10/28/2010 7:03pm
When I throw my back out I regularly get prescribed a combination of a muscle relaxant and an anti-inflammatory. It doesn't work for shit. The only thing I've ever had prescribed that worked to help get it right faster than just toughing it out is Oxycocet. That shit is way to strong to take during the day and try to get anything done. Weed works almost as well and I can it easier than going to the doctor for less than half the price.

It has a place as a medication in our society. Plenty of the people who use it aren't simply stoners. Of course many are too. That doesn't mean that weed is any more abused as a medication than most prescription drugs. Someone who smokes a joint in the evening as a way to relax is no more a stoner than a guy who has a martini after work to wind down is an alcoholic.

Use and abuse are two different things.
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10/28/2010 7:25pm
POT POCKETS! Hahahaha.
10/28/2010 7:39pm
San Fran just isn't the same with that crazy fuck Newsome running things.
10/28/2010 7:54pm
That memo must have went out in the gay community. Bahahaha.
Blake
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10/29/2010 7:44am
Febuary wrote:
Um, I dont know where you are getting your info, but http://www.statemaster.com/graph/lif_sta_sto-lifestyle-starbucks-stores shows that there are 2010 starbucks in california, http://www.chacha.com/question/how-many-mcdonalds-restaurant-are-in-the-state-of-california shows that there are 1165...
Um, I dont know where you are getting your info, but
http://www.statemaster.com/graph/lif_sta_sto-lifestyle-starbucks-stores shows that there are 2010 starbucks in california,
http://www.chacha.com/question/how-many-mcdonalds-restaurant-are-in-the…
shows that there are 1165 McDonalds, and finally
http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-many-711s-are-there-in-california/1546915
shows there are 15 7-11's.
So that is 3190 combined, well more than the 2100+ dispensaries.
Only 15 7-11's?

There is more than that in El Cajon CA. Shit, some corners have 3 7-11s and 1 AM PM!

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