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Fuqin redneck... Oh wait.
When the wife says she wants a new mixer but, you have a cart full of bike parts 😂
Hangover cop car ll
Lets not forget about this evil tree (Weepin willow branch) . Been smacked from head to toe from 5 of those shown above by my Teachers.
When I got home I was whipped by the willow tree.... after I was directed to go out and select the branch to be whipped by.
Ummm....Good times?
Didn't think for a second to go to the school and shoot it up. changed my aggressive way real fkn quick and got better grades and became successful in the Skilled Trades.
I blame all my Teachers for my success, Thinking about suing them...

Welp, looks like there’s at least one esteemed member of Vital married to a walleye…
Yeah, we had a peach tree. Nothing like getting hit with a switch. Only thing on that list I wasn’t hit with was, a fly swatter.
Pit Row
(Though, I think it's the poster *me*, not the post content..... There are people literally following me around this board thumbs-downing everything I post. Even the nice stuff... i.e: I made a nice comment about 1911s new bike in the Adventure sub-forum and....yup... thumbs downed.
One can only imagine the completely messed up mental state of these people. Personally, I find it hilarious and a huge win that I hold such power over them.) 
This one went over my head.... Until I thought about it more....the books. Brilliant!
Mama!
I try to avoid the political crap in this thread....but this is just damn funny.
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