I hope they serve beer in Hell

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Boys if you have not read this book you really should. There is supposed to be a movie coming out soon but I have not seen anything on it for a while. also check out: www.tuckermax.com
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DirtyFilter75 8/19/2009 6:34am
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An excellent read for those with a sense of humor!
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Dean 8/19/2009 6:52am
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I don't think it's in the book but read the The Midget Story if you haven't already.

hilarious
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Dean 8/19/2009 6:57am
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it's on his website but here is a sample


You might first think you stumbled into a geriatric convention, but you study the people on the Rascals, and realize something: None of their feet are touching the base. They are all midgets! MIDGETS ON RASCALS!!!

Reeling from this discovery, you head into the ballroom and see approximately FOUR HUNDRED MIDGETS!!! ALL OF THEM ARE DANCING TO BABY HUEY!!! AND THEY ARE POPPING AND LOCKING!

I REPEAT: HUNDREDS OF MIDGETS ARE POPPING AND LOCKING!!!

What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO???

I know what I did.

I got a massive erection
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 7:01am
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I think you left out an R on that link dirtyfilter

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DirtyFilter75 8/19/2009 7:29am
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zookrider62! wrote:
I think you left out an R on that link dirtyfilter
Corrected!

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Dean wrote:
it's on his website but here is a sample You might first think you stumbled into a geriatric convention, but you study the people on the...
it's on his website but here is a sample


You might first think you stumbled into a geriatric convention, but you study the people on the Rascals, and realize something: None of their feet are touching the base. They are all midgets! MIDGETS ON RASCALS!!!

Reeling from this discovery, you head into the ballroom and see approximately FOUR HUNDRED MIDGETS!!! ALL OF THEM ARE DANCING TO BABY HUEY!!! AND THEY ARE POPPING AND LOCKING!

I REPEAT: HUNDREDS OF MIDGETS ARE POPPING AND LOCKING!!!

What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO???

I know what I did.

I got a massive erection
If you like midgets you should love this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Q9KToJkvA
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My favorite is the Mcgriddles rant! Damn IT guy has the site blocked so i cannot quote. It's like swimming in handcuffs around here.
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DirtyFilter75 wrote:
My favorite is the Mcgriddles rant! Damn IT guy has the site blocked so i cannot quote. It's like swimming in handcuffs around here.
Its blocked at my work too. Might go pick up the book after work
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zookrider62! wrote:
Its blocked at my work too. Might go pick up the book after work
I have it I have read it and re read it. I actually laugh out loud while reading. I share some of the stories with my woman but she just looks at me like i threw a kitten into a woodchipper.
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 8:42am
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Its blocked at my work too. Might go pick up the book after work
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I have it I have read it and re read it. I actually laugh out loud while reading. I share some of the stories with my...
I have it I have read it and re read it. I actually laugh out loud while reading. I share some of the stories with my woman but she just looks at me like i threw a kitten into a woodchipper.
Haha sounds like the perfect book.
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DirtyFilter75 8/19/2009 8:53am
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zookrider62! wrote:
Haha sounds like the perfect book.



This is the perfect book. It covers tough subjects such as the Donkey Punch and the Jell Doughnut. It is not for the faint of heart.
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 9:30am
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lol oh man, not sure bout that one
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DirtyFilter75 8/19/2009 10:48am
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zookrider62! wrote:
lol oh man, not sure bout that one
This book is full of wisdom!
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 10:54am
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Just bought Beer in Hell, I better lol
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Just bought Beer in Hell, I better lol
You may not. It is possible that you will think I am one sick bastard!

Where is HUCK today?
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 11:01am
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Just bought Beer in Hell, I better lol
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You may not. It is possible that you will think I am one sick bastard!

Where is HUCK today?
ive got a pretty warped humor and enjoy booze. It should be a home-run Grinning
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zookrider62! 8/19/2009 11:02am
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Just bought Beer in Hell, I better lol
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You may not. It is possible that you will think I am one sick bastard!

Where is HUCK today?
Heard he a had cousin in town, probably keeping him busy
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ive got a pretty warped humor and enjoy booze. It should be a home-run Grinning
yeah your going to be in good hands then. You will thank me. That book is my life in some ways.

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jeffro756 8/19/2009 12:27pm
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"I wanna make a mess in yer mouth."

Those are hours I will never get back.
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jeffro756 wrote:
"I wanna make a mess in yer mouth."

Those are hours I will never get back.
There are so many classics it's hard to pick just one!
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I bought and read the book a few years ago, it was freaking hilarious. The movie preview are on his site. I posted a link to it this past weekend on here. Hopefully it is able to capture at least some of what makes the book great.
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DirtyFilter75 8/20/2009 5:13am
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He was Opie and Anthony once and they ripped him to shreds. Poser or not though he is getting laid!
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Picked it up, havent got too far with it yet, but its been good so far
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DirtyFilter75 8/20/2009 9:15am
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zookrider62! wrote:
Picked it up, havent got too far with it yet, but its been good so far
the Vegas story is freaking AWESOME! I also like the one where he Top Shelf's the girl for being a bitch!

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