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G-man
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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 10:25am
Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven.

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her
she can have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without
hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment, Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him
what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone good to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...
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Biscuit 6/30/2009 8:00am
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Too funnyLaughing
FlickitFlat 6/30/2009 12:30pm
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oh shit! ?? That one is harsh.
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Void Main 6/30/2009 4:42pm
6/30/2009 4:42pm
G-man wrote:
Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven. After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her she can have one wish granted for her long...
Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven.

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her
she can have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without
hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment, Michael Jackson dropped dead.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him
what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone good to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...
I was listening to the radio on the way home and Frank O. Pinion always has a joke to tell. Anyway, he started your joke out pretty much the same way but it ended up a little differently. I'm not sure I can get it exact but here's how I remember it:

Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to Heaven.

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her
she can have one wish granted for her long suffering. Without
hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Poof! Michael Jackson shows up.

Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him
what he wanted. Michael said he really had a rough life with his dad. He tried to distance himself from him all his life and even went so far as to lighten his skin color. He wished he could be even whiter.

Poof! Billy Mays shows up with a tub of OxiClean.

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