Watching supercross at home

coronadelmarmx
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Edited Date/Time 1/21/2012 2:43pm
While there is nothing better than going to the stadiums to watch killer racing, while wiping snot from your nose on a cold sat night, observing the token drunk tattooed lip pierced flat billed riverside folk brawl, while moving around to get the best seats and wondering where the parents are to the 14 year old girls growing up way too quick and are about 30 seconds away from getting roofied with the beer given to them by the same token riverside tool and taken to the parking lot and raped in a 1997 lifted chevy with the metal mulitia sticker on the back window, I love blasting the sound way loud in the house listening to shaheen and lusk talk over each other and at the same time erin bates shrill voice(which is just as anoying as it is at the stadium pa), Its pretty cool. Also not having the car broken into for the 4th year in a row and getting the hell out of the stadium parking lot.

The best is having my wife yell at me to turn it down while shes watching the hags on sex and the city. Not to get of topic, and Im not a cowboy or own a ranch, but I swear Sarah Jessica Parker is an Arabian Philly. Its on the web so it must be true.


http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

as always, enjoy!
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

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bogdan912
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1/7/2009 12:03pm
Must have watched something different because what I saw didn't have lusk commentating.

Sooo STFU Noob.
Lightning78
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1/7/2009 12:05pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!! I saw that site not too long ago, everytime I think about it I can't help but to laugh out loud.... seriously funny stuff
huck
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1/7/2009 12:14pm
While there is nothing better than going to the stadiums to watch killer racing, while wiping snot from your nose on a cold sat night, observing...
While there is nothing better than going to the stadiums to watch killer racing, while wiping snot from your nose on a cold sat night, observing the token drunk tattooed lip pierced flat billed riverside folk brawl, while moving around to get the best seats and wondering where the parents are to the 14 year old girls growing up way too quick and are about 30 seconds away from getting roofied with the beer given to them by the same token riverside tool and taken to the parking lot and raped in a 1997 lifted chevy with the metal mulitia sticker on the back window, I love blasting the sound way loud in the house listening to shaheen and lusk talk over each other and at the same time erin bates shrill voice(which is just as anoying as it is at the stadium pa), Its pretty cool. Also not having the car broken into for the 4th year in a row and getting the hell out of the stadium parking lot.

The best is having my wife yell at me to turn it down while shes watching the hags on sex and the city. Not to get of topic, and Im not a cowboy or own a ranch, but I swear Sarah Jessica Parker is an Arabian Philly. Its on the web so it must be true.


http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

as always, enjoy!
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

PERIOD...try using one...

"Lusk"?...haha.
1/7/2009 12:22pm
Despite the factual errors and atrocious grammar, this was one of the funniest things I read all day.

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1/7/2009 12:23pm
Cygnus
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Pdub
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1/7/2009 2:02pm
HOF!

Nice post, noob.
coronadelmarmx
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1/7/2009 2:30pm
Huck....My mistake. Emig was the correct individual competing for mic-time.

No apologies for my misguided prose. My literary icons such as Keats and Wilde as well as Steinbeck have also indulged the the time-tested use of ill-placed grammar and punctuation to accentuate feeling and, thus paint a canvas of extrasensory illiteration.

Crack a book bogdan812. Being from New Jersey, it seems the gold chain botiqu and spray tanning salons are calling your name. Let me guess, you cut the sleeves of your riding jersey so the big biceps aka guns have some breathing room.

bogdan912
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1/7/2009 2:37pm
Nah, I don't wear a jersey I want all the chicks to see my abs!
drummer dude
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1/7/2009 2:44pm
Cygnus wrote:
[img]http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/images/06.jpg[/img]
wo silver,wo wo
ayearinmx
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1/7/2009 2:45pm
this is funny stuff.... i like it
coronadelmarmx
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1/7/2009 2:45pm
Every time SJ Parker graces the screen of my 50 in tv, I never miss the opportunity to make a muted lip smack sound and piss my lady off to no end. Its one of my better qualities that has since paid off in a recent Newlywed Game question that led to victory.

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