Funniest thing I've ever read

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88sdad 4/11/2009 6:14am
4/11/2009 6:14am
EmDub425 wrote:
Taken from Racer X: Jason Lawrence continued his bi-polar ways last weekend. I’m not talking about him loaning a bike to Tyler Wharton (good) then punting...
Taken from Racer X:

Jason Lawrence continued his bi-polar ways last weekend. I’m not talking about him loaning a bike to Tyler Wharton (good) then punting Broc Hepler and pulling off the track (bad). Apparently Jason cut down sections of the fence at the Honda test track and has been jumping over and riding the track when nobody is there (bad). When he was approached about it by Erik Kehoe he handed him $1,000 cash and told him it was for track maintenance (good, I guess?). The Jason Lawrence Show continues.
jtomasik wrote:
Dang. I like this guy more every day.
I'm with ya jtom.
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swizcore 4/11/2009 7:27am
4/11/2009 7:27am
BobbyM wrote:
lol....a....this ain't the fuggen news sonny. more people take a piss between sport centers than read all the mx forums in the world.

"news"....LMFAO
I meant the Moto press jagoff.
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chadwik74 4/11/2009 8:39am
4/11/2009 8:39am
swizcore wrote:
This kid is great at keeping his name in the news... And barely races.
Like Pastrana?
rockcrawlerdude 4/11/2009 8:45am
4/11/2009 8:45am
in all honesty thats friggin hilarious in typical J-Law style....

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GoRide2 4/11/2009 9:05am
4/11/2009 9:05am
I doubt that trying to get more practice time is him attempting to be funny. Have you been around any sand lately?
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swizcore 4/11/2009 9:37am
4/11/2009 9:37am
chadwik74 wrote:
Like Pastrana?
Right; in a different sense yes but the result is the same.
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FastEddy 4/11/2009 9:52am
4/11/2009 9:52am
" I don't recall stories about true champions like I hear about J-Law. "

Fucking up and doing stupid shit gets you media attention in just about any professional sport. Laughing
Look at Mike Tyson,Tonya Harding,Pete Rose,OJ Simpson,Darrel Strawberry...the list goes on and on.

I'm sure there are plenty of other riders who have done stupid childish stuff,but they are smart enough not to get caught. Wink
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Soozie125 4/11/2009 9:52am
4/11/2009 9:52am
Cygnus wrote:
I am guilty of removing a chain on the gate of the Colorado State Patrol test track on top of Table Mountain in Golden Colorado. We...
I am guilty of removing a chain on the gate of the Colorado State Patrol test track on top of Table Mountain in Golden Colorado. We used to go up there in 84 to ride our roadrace bikes. Danny walker was there too. First place I ever dragged a knee!
"First place I ever dragged a knee!"

I thought it was in prison
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BobbyM 4/11/2009 9:58am
4/11/2009 9:58am
GoRide2 wrote:
I doubt that trying to get more practice time is him attempting to be funny. Have you been around any sand lately?
i wonder why they won't let him ride the honda track...seriously.
rockcrawlerdude 4/11/2009 10:09am
4/11/2009 10:09am
its funny that he broke into the track and practiced and tossed them $1000 for "maintainence" like it was no big deal. it is something id expect from J-law and your right i would not expect it from reed or stewart or any of the TRUE champions of our sport.... sad part is j-law has the natural talent to be a "true" champion he just doesnt have the drive right now and he may not ever...

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