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1/27/2012 2:54am
OK...Things are a little slow in the off season, so here's something to fill the time until the next gate drops. What if Jeff Foxworthy was a Motohead? Here's 10 to get things started.
1. If you get a X-mas card from your Orthopedic Surgeon…you might be a Motohead.
If they ask to use you as a reference…you are a Motohead.
2. If you can tell the difference between pump gas and race gas by how bad the exhaust makes your eyes water and nose run…you might be a Motohead.
If you intentionally take a second whiff to determine the brand and blend … you are a Motohead.
3. If you own an RV, and have never stayed in a campground…you might be a Motohead.
If your “RV” is an enclosed utility trailer with plywood bunks and a paint bucket toilet … you are a Motohead.
4. If you wear white footwear every Sunday…you might be a Motohead.
If you didn’t get an AARP member discount on your white footwear… you are a Motohead.
5. If you’ve ever been mistakenly called “Doctor” because someone saw your AMA card…you might be a Motohead.
If you were offended, and immediately corrected their mistake… you are a Motohead.
6. If you long for the days when gas was $5.00 a gallon…you might be a Motohead.
If you’ve poured $10.00 a gallon race gas in your lawn mower, because it was a month old…you are a Motohead.
7. If you’ve complained about the cost of a medical airflight…you might be a Motohead.
If you’ve complained about the price increase of a medical airflight… you are a Motohead.
8. If you can identify soil composition by taste…you might be a Motohead.
If you actually have a dirt taste preference…you are a Motohead.
9. If you get wood at the sight of a titanium bolt…you might be a Motohead.
If you have ever fondled a titanium bolt in the privacy of your own garage… you are a Motohead.
10. If you are asked the size of a “Lite”, and your answer is in “cc’s”… you might be a Motohead.
If you refuse to answer, because “Lites” is a stupid name!…you are a Motohead.
1. If you get a X-mas card from your Orthopedic Surgeon…you might be a Motohead.
If they ask to use you as a reference…you are a Motohead.
2. If you can tell the difference between pump gas and race gas by how bad the exhaust makes your eyes water and nose run…you might be a Motohead.
If you intentionally take a second whiff to determine the brand and blend … you are a Motohead.
3. If you own an RV, and have never stayed in a campground…you might be a Motohead.
If your “RV” is an enclosed utility trailer with plywood bunks and a paint bucket toilet … you are a Motohead.
4. If you wear white footwear every Sunday…you might be a Motohead.
If you didn’t get an AARP member discount on your white footwear… you are a Motohead.
5. If you’ve ever been mistakenly called “Doctor” because someone saw your AMA card…you might be a Motohead.
If you were offended, and immediately corrected their mistake… you are a Motohead.
6. If you long for the days when gas was $5.00 a gallon…you might be a Motohead.
If you’ve poured $10.00 a gallon race gas in your lawn mower, because it was a month old…you are a Motohead.
7. If you’ve complained about the cost of a medical airflight…you might be a Motohead.
If you’ve complained about the price increase of a medical airflight… you are a Motohead.
8. If you can identify soil composition by taste…you might be a Motohead.
If you actually have a dirt taste preference…you are a Motohead.
9. If you get wood at the sight of a titanium bolt…you might be a Motohead.
If you have ever fondled a titanium bolt in the privacy of your own garage… you are a Motohead.
10. If you are asked the size of a “Lite”, and your answer is in “cc’s”… you might be a Motohead.
If you refuse to answer, because “Lites” is a stupid name!…you are a Motohead.
1-B If you know the staff at the local ER and know their names and have a examination room reserved and has your name on a placque you are a Motohead.
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