I was put in the dumbgeon

scooter5002
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10/2/2014 5:29pm Edited Date/Time 10/2/2014 5:30pm
Where, oh WHERE, do I even begin, with that fucking spelling and GRAMMAR?! softcock62.5, insanity is NOT an acceptable excuse, for being unable to engage in the proper use of the English language. Hannibal Lecter ripped peoples faces off, and also served up their livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti, yet still managed the mastery of English. You sir, are not fit to even drink a mug of his still warm urine, let alone claim to be as insane as him. DO try and step it up a notch, WILL YOU?



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Torco1
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10/2/2014 6:51pm

Since we are all expressing our own poetic talents and personal writing abilities, I thought I would share as well. This is one of the poems I would recite to my kids before bed, so needless to say it is very dear to my heart.......

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
slipdog
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10/3/2014 7:26am
Torco1 wrote:
Since we are all expressing our own poetic talents and personal writing abilities, I thought I would share as well. This is one of the poems...

Since we are all expressing our own poetic talents and personal writing abilities, I thought I would share as well. This is one of the poems I would recite to my kids before bed, so needless to say it is very dear to my heart.......

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass
It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her
He said "hey, free electric and gas!"
If that apartment is rent controlled, tell Mr. Spider I can supply first and last month, plus a pet deposit by next Monday. I do have a few pet Gerbils, but somehow I don't think she'll mind too much...
10/3/2014 8:31am
Scooter5002 you've made Crazy Rooster125 very angry and as a punishment I'll be telling everyone here about how the grammar cop, spelling cop and I pleasured your wife into the wee hours of the morning. The grammar cop and spelling cop both spanked her ass and told her to spell certain words while I Crazy Rooster125 drove her over the mountain 7 times in a row. She did mention how she caught you and the dumbgeon keeper dancing in high heels, while taking the most massive dildos up your ass's . She said she thought it was impossible for a human to take so much rubber pecker in the butt, but you did it. Oh and give your wife a kiss from Crazy Rooster125 and tell her thanks for the racing outfits and after market parts she got for me on your credit card.... Torco1 I CrazyRooster125 can see your a poet and your grammar and spelling is excellent. IF you would like to pleasure a woman sexually I Crazy Rooster125 will get you scooter5002 wife's work number and while scooter5002 and the dumbgeon keeper are riding giant rubber penis's you can pleasure his wife. Slipdog men like scotter5002 and dumbgeon keeper don't want gerbals in their butts. They prefer ratcoons in their butts that is after the giant rubber penis's come out..... CrazyRooster125



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scooter5002
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10/3/2014 10:55am
SWING and a miss. Periods and paragraphs, motherfucker. Google them, they'll come in handy. While you're on Google, search "gay prostitute". Clearly, you could use one.
scooter5002
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10/3/2014 11:03am
Nothing personal Torco, but I prefer this guys version......



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