first lady(?) says fire fart

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Edited Date/Time 7/17/2014 10:24am
Speech yesterday,this is the only link I could find.

Maybe someone could inbed the video.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/16/michelle-obama-says-soldier-was-caugh…
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hillbilly 7/17/2014 7:20am
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Saw a guy light a fart one night at a frat house when I was in college.

Cep he was on his knees and the flame front went into his asshole and made a wooosh sound like when you fill a beercan with gas from a lighter.

A blowtorch flame shot out his ass and he commenced to pouring beer on his bung and asking others to do the same.

I thought ,fuck that,beer was my protein then.

Dumass learned at least one thing at college,burnt colon is painful.
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Dirty Britches 7/17/2014 9:18am
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never saw that until college. Dude was sitting on couch next to me, spread his legs and was in a position like he was trying to lick his own ass. Lit a fart and the flame went up and burned his eyebrows and hair. That was before jackass style internet videos where you can see that stuff all day long. I was impressed as a youngster. My dad was pissed off thinking that is all I'm learning in college, how to light farts.

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Dirty Britches wrote:
never saw that until college. Dude was sitting on couch next to me, spread his legs and was in a position like he was trying to...
never saw that until college. Dude was sitting on couch next to me, spread his legs and was in a position like he was trying to lick his own ass. Lit a fart and the flame went up and burned his eyebrows and hair. That was before jackass style internet videos where you can see that stuff all day long. I was impressed as a youngster. My dad was pissed off thinking that is all I'm learning in college, how to light farts.

You tell him the other things you were learning like shotgun beer,roll even joints,build bongs,screw a pile a women.

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