Life Lessons You Learned From Moto

MX45 wrote:

I learned: -How to pop my own shoulder back into socket -never forget to put the washer back on a drain plug -duct tape and zip...

I learned:
-How to pop my own shoulder back into socket
-never forget to put the washer back on a drain plug
-duct tape and zip ties can fix anything
-wash gasoline off your crotch immediately
-new graphics add 5hp
-label pre-mixed gas as such
-label gatorade bottles filled with aintifreeze
-duck when riding your bike into an enclosed trailer
-chain wax makes for fun pyro and won't burn you when set on fire
-never loan out tools without threat of castration
-other riders do not find it funny when you ride mx with a headlight and horn, and beat them.
-you can fit 12 people in a golf cart
-Florida feet is actual distance times 1.25
-never loan your bike to a pro
-duct tape nipples when wearing vented gear and riding sand tracks
-trees actually do jump out in front of you
-cows are as solid as a brick wall
-you can in fact train your girlfriend to wash your bike
-a pencil stream on a pressure washer will break skin
-remember to drop your tire pressure after setting the bead at 80psi
-you need a tetanus shot every 8-10 years
-never hold the plug when checking for spark
-never say "one more lap"
-everyone you meet on the way up, you will meet on the way down