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Disco biscuits or shrooms? Smile
Disco biscuits ? enlighten me please...
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Yes. I work for Lockheed Martin as a Systems Aministrator. Do you..? Cool, so anyway...what do think?? Could you turn some RV lap times? Smile
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two higher than I was comfortable with, and I didn't keep him in sight for another second or two. Later, I came to find out it was a14 year old Simi Valley Jr. High student. That was it for my Psyche. That 14 yr. old was Donnie Hansen. I certainly didn't have some mastubatory fantasy about MX at 31 years old. And yes, I do have a job. Ask some guys on here about what I do. I hope you still keep livin' the dream.
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An chloroform rag is shoved in your face from behind...zzzZZZZzzZzzzZzzz.....a bag is put over your head. You awaken at the Pro Circuit Kawasaki test track, with...
An chloroform rag is shoved in your face from behind...zzzZZZZzzZzzzZzzz.....a bag is put over your head.

You awaken at the Pro Circuit Kawasaki test track, with a gun pointed at your head. To add insult to injury, your captors have outfitted you in Wulfsport.
You glance over and see Ryan Villopoto hog-tied to an EZ-UP. Mitch and Bones are in their respective chairs, back to back, tied together with rope.

You're told by your kidnapper you have one week to match Ryan Villopoto's average lap time at the Kawasaki test track. If this is not accomplished, it's bullets for you, RV and both your families.

You ask, "why me?? what's the reason for this insanity??" and them immediately instructed to shut the f up. So accept it for what it is, no good reason.

You're resources are RV's knowledge of riding dirt bikes, Mitch and Bones and RV's race machine.

Some would jump for joy because they get to live the factory dream. Others would curl up into the fetal position inside the boxvan, cry and suck their thumbs.

What do YOU think would happen? Smile
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delonick347 wrote:
An chloroform rag is shoved in your face from behind...zzzZZZZzzZzzzZzzz.....a bag is put over your head. You awaken at the Pro Circuit Kawasaki test track, with...
An chloroform rag is shoved in your face from behind...zzzZZZZzzZzzzZzzz.....a bag is put over your head.

You awaken at the Pro Circuit Kawasaki test track, with a gun pointed at your head. To add insult to injury, your captors have outfitted you in Wulfsport.
You glance over and see Ryan Villopoto hog-tied to an EZ-UP. Mitch and Bones are in their respective chairs, back to back, tied together with rope.

You're told by your kidnapper you have one week to match Ryan Villopoto's average lap time at the Kawasaki test track. If this is not accomplished, it's bullets for you, RV and both your families.

You ask, "why me?? what's the reason for this insanity??" and them immediately instructed to shut the f up. So accept it for what it is, no good reason.

You're resources are RV's knowledge of riding dirt bikes, Mitch and Bones and RV's race machine.

Some would jump for joy because they get to live the factory dream. Others would curl up into the fetal position inside the boxvan, cry and suck their thumbs.

What do YOU think would happen? Smile
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delonick347 3/26/2012 8:03pm
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delonick347 wrote:
Yes. I work for Lockheed Martin as a Systems Aministrator. Do you..? Cool, so anyway...what do think?? Could you turn some RV lap times? Smile
stillwelding wrote:
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two...
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two higher than I was comfortable with, and I didn't keep him in sight for another second or two. Later, I came to find out it was a14 year old Simi Valley Jr. High student. That was it for my Psyche. That 14 yr. old was Donnie Hansen. I certainly didn't have some mastubatory fantasy about MX at 31 years old. And yes, I do have a job. Ask some guys on here about what I do. I hope you still keep livin' the dream.
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get you flame on. Ask if i "have a job", like it's relevant to anything, then try to ridicule me in saying something weird about a masturbatory something or another...LOL. What? And no, I don't think I'll ask "some guys on here what you do", I don't really care....like at all. When I asked, "do you?" ( as it pertained to my inquiry about you having a job or not), it was an arbitrary response to the complete randomness of you asking me the same question. Clearly you chose to flame. Bummer.
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delonick347 wrote:
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get...
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get you flame on. Ask if i "have a job", like it's relevant to anything, then try to ridicule me in saying something weird about a masturbatory something or another...LOL. What? And no, I don't think I'll ask "some guys on here what you do", I don't really care....like at all. When I asked, "do you?" ( as it pertained to my inquiry about you having a job or not), it was an arbitrary response to the complete randomness of you asking me the same question. Clearly you chose to flame. Bummer.
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and everyone else here) knows little about you...though we may have just learned something.
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delonick347 3/26/2012 8:21pm
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delonick347 wrote:
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get...
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get you flame on. Ask if i "have a job", like it's relevant to anything, then try to ridicule me in saying something weird about a masturbatory something or another...LOL. What? And no, I don't think I'll ask "some guys on here what you do", I don't really care....like at all. When I asked, "do you?" ( as it pertained to my inquiry about you having a job or not), it was an arbitrary response to the complete randomness of you asking me the same question. Clearly you chose to flame. Bummer.
GuyB wrote:
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and...
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and everyone else here) knows little about you...though we may have just learned something.
What did you learn? Sorry, I am not aware of the hierarchy around here.
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delonick347 3/26/2012 8:23pm
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delonick347 wrote:
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get...
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get you flame on. Ask if i "have a job", like it's relevant to anything, then try to ridicule me in saying something weird about a masturbatory something or another...LOL. What? And no, I don't think I'll ask "some guys on here what you do", I don't really care....like at all. When I asked, "do you?" ( as it pertained to my inquiry about you having a job or not), it was an arbitrary response to the complete randomness of you asking me the same question. Clearly you chose to flame. Bummer.
GuyB wrote:
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and...
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and everyone else here) knows little about you...though we may have just learned something.
Not sure how I got labeled the flamer...?
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GuyB 3/26/2012 8:24pm
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delonick347 wrote:
What did you learn? Sorry, I am not aware of the hierarchy around here.
Right. Which is why I often suggest that people read the forum for a while to figure out who's who, and to catch the general vibe of the place.

What we learned is that your perception of him as a troll is way off base.
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I would say I had a broken hand and a concussion and will be back in the summer time to give it a shot.Tongue I kid,I kid.
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delonick347 wrote:
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get...
*yawn.....whatever troll. It was just a silly little scenario I imagined up for fun. You could have either gone along with it, ignored it or get you flame on. Ask if i "have a job", like it's relevant to anything, then try to ridicule me in saying something weird about a masturbatory something or another...LOL. What? And no, I don't think I'll ask "some guys on here what you do", I don't really care....like at all. When I asked, "do you?" ( as it pertained to my inquiry about you having a job or not), it was an arbitrary response to the complete randomness of you asking me the same question. Clearly you chose to flame. Bummer.
GuyB wrote:
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and...
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and everyone else here) knows little about you...though we may have just learned something.
delonick347 wrote:
What did you learn? Sorry, I am not aware of the hierarchy around here.
I'm good. It just seemed a little too far of out of my orbit, and I roll with some guys that are really out there. I didn't mean to rough you up, just my take. And it doesn't matter what I do, that's why I said to ask around. Sorry if I rained on your parade. Maybe I was just having a bad day. Goodnight fellas.
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delonick347 3/26/2012 8:32pm
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delonick347 wrote:
What did you learn? Sorry, I am not aware of the hierarchy around here.
GuyB wrote:
Right. Which is why I often suggest that people read the forum for a while to figure out who's who, and to catch the general vibe...
Right. Which is why I often suggest that people read the forum for a while to figure out who's who, and to catch the general vibe of the place.

What we learned is that your perception of him as a troll is way off base.
I read vital everyday, but don't pay attention to post counts and batting averages, home runs etc. Lol. K I was wrong to call him a troll. I apologize. Despite being aware of what "do you have a job?" implies
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delonick347 3/26/2012 8:34pm
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GuyB wrote:
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and...
While I applaud your attempt at creativity for your topic, you're clearly failing in your flaming of one of our more senior members here. He (and everyone else here) knows little about you...though we may have just learned something.
delonick347 wrote:
What did you learn? Sorry, I am not aware of the hierarchy around here.
stillwelding wrote:
I'm good. It just seemed a little too far of out of my orbit, and I roll with some guys that are really out there. I...
I'm good. It just seemed a little too far of out of my orbit, and I roll with some guys that are really out there. I didn't mean to rough you up, just my take. And it doesn't matter what I do, that's why I said to ask around. Sorry if I rained on your parade. Maybe I was just having a bad day. Goodnight fellas.
Can we be friends? C'mon, I'll buy ya a cappuccino.. Wink
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Dano39 3/26/2012 8:37pm
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fuck fuck fuck... think man... what's ya gonna do... they have GUNZZZZZ... ride yes... but damn... UGHHH...

Okay... I hop on RV1's steed, I try to kick it over but damn... that 25:1 compression this Factory bike has it ain't easy....
The THUGS point the front of the barrel of the gun and wave it... telling me to hurry the "F" up... I use BOTH legs... it fires UP.
I'm trembling, I tell myslef it's the vibe of the bike but I know better.... ANYONE who rides SX is a freakin' God compared to me
I'm just a FAN God ******it, HOW'd I get mixed up in this... Anyway... I ease out the clutch and make my way to the Kawasaki
test track to spin some laps... BUT in reality I'M rolling everything, DAMN where the black flag to this scenario when I deserve errr... need one...

Thing is though, I'm going so slow TIME itself starts to slow down... and I look over, everyone is FROZEN in place but me... RV, Bones, Mitch and the thugs... BUT.. I'm not the only one to NOTICE this... SOME dude at the University of Berkley notices too..
Using Google Earth Wink But he doesn't notice ME but rather the Earth's Rotation has slowwwwwed, so guess what... HE TWITTERS it. Now, this tweet(so ghey) goes viral and someone on Vital gets wind of it... So HE post's it up, why... IDFK!!! e just does...
BUT... thing is, the SUPER Sleuths on Vital can figure EVERYTHING out... just from a freakin TWEET(still ghey) hehe EVEN if it's only a few words...

They figured out that at this time and day, RV1 is usually practicing... and he's so damn fast that the tire from the ass end of that Factory Kawi INCREASES the actual rotational speed of the Earth each time He''s On IT!!! So... they(computard's) send help, and help is on it's way...

BUT... I have things under control, the THUGS didn't realize that RV was an avid Big Game Hunter and that... as well as a gun fanatic. Underneath the plastics of his Kawi I saw a distinct "bulge" On The BIKE fools.. DON'T Go THERE... So... I'm approaching the triple and I see my opp.... I HOLD FIRST gear WFO... it's a FACTORY Monster Energy Kawasaki, who needs to shift WEIMER didn't... I launch that bitch and I grab the old school .50 caliber Desert Eagle all Clint Eastwood style... If I was a true badass I'd go all Chuck Norris and stare them scared to death but I'm not...

So I get them in my sights and "BAM BAM"... ***NO... Barcia's NOT in this beeeotches... get over it... it's and RV story.. I GET Them ALL..

But shit... times speeding back up now... and I have to land this mutha... oh crap...crap crap... gonna wad it.... no.... SAVE
Or rather SAVIOR... Factory Suspension, the stuff DREAMZZZ are made of Wink The cOPS come all bustin in and... untie everyone... They're fine... the Monsters girls hug me but shit, I KNEW they were never gonning back to my crib... err DUMP.

Later on the NEWS Team arrives... They asked me what went down... I said: "Well, I was walking along and...." RV cuts me right the fuck OFF And says... "I couldn't thank everyone(huh, you can't)... Factory Monster Energy Pro Circuit Kawasaki... Volcom uhhh. Mandingo Pickles... Falken... Aldon my trainer *sips EMPTY can of Monster... uhhh... etc etc... I simply walk away shaking my head in disbelief... rightfully so.
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Dano39 got the gist and the spirit of the op's little story. I thought it was funny when I first read it, but the thread went bad really fast.
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Dano39 wrote:
fuck fuck fuck... think man... what's ya gonna do... they have GUNZZZZZ... ride yes... but damn... UGHHH... Okay... I hop on RV1's steed, I try to...
fuck fuck fuck... think man... what's ya gonna do... they have GUNZZZZZ... ride yes... but damn... UGHHH...

Okay... I hop on RV1's steed, I try to kick it over but damn... that 25:1 compression this Factory bike has it ain't easy....
The THUGS point the front of the barrel of the gun and wave it... telling me to hurry the "F" up... I use BOTH legs... it fires UP.
I'm trembling, I tell myslef it's the vibe of the bike but I know better.... ANYONE who rides SX is a freakin' God compared to me
I'm just a FAN God ******it, HOW'd I get mixed up in this... Anyway... I ease out the clutch and make my way to the Kawasaki
test track to spin some laps... BUT in reality I'M rolling everything, DAMN where the black flag to this scenario when I deserve errr... need one...

Thing is though, I'm going so slow TIME itself starts to slow down... and I look over, everyone is FROZEN in place but me... RV, Bones, Mitch and the thugs... BUT.. I'm not the only one to NOTICE this... SOME dude at the University of Berkley notices too..
Using Google Earth Wink But he doesn't notice ME but rather the Earth's Rotation has slowwwwwed, so guess what... HE TWITTERS it. Now, this tweet(so ghey) goes viral and someone on Vital gets wind of it... So HE post's it up, why... IDFK!!! e just does...
BUT... thing is, the SUPER Sleuths on Vital can figure EVERYTHING out... just from a freakin TWEET(still ghey) hehe EVEN if it's only a few words...

They figured out that at this time and day, RV1 is usually practicing... and he's so damn fast that the tire from the ass end of that Factory Kawi INCREASES the actual rotational speed of the Earth each time He''s On IT!!! So... they(computard's) send help, and help is on it's way...

BUT... I have things under control, the THUGS didn't realize that RV was an avid Big Game Hunter and that... as well as a gun fanatic. Underneath the plastics of his Kawi I saw a distinct "bulge" On The BIKE fools.. DON'T Go THERE... So... I'm approaching the triple and I see my opp.... I HOLD FIRST gear WFO... it's a FACTORY Monster Energy Kawasaki, who needs to shift WEIMER didn't... I launch that bitch and I grab the old school .50 caliber Desert Eagle all Clint Eastwood style... If I was a true badass I'd go all Chuck Norris and stare them scared to death but I'm not...

So I get them in my sights and "BAM BAM"... ***NO... Barcia's NOT in this beeeotches... get over it... it's and RV story.. I GET Them ALL..

But shit... times speeding back up now... and I have to land this mutha... oh crap...crap crap... gonna wad it.... no.... SAVE
Or rather SAVIOR... Factory Suspension, the stuff DREAMZZZ are made of Wink The cOPS come all bustin in and... untie everyone... They're fine... the Monsters girls hug me but shit, I KNEW they were never gonning back to my crib... err DUMP.

Later on the NEWS Team arrives... They asked me what went down... I said: "Well, I was walking along and...." RV cuts me right the fuck OFF And says... "I couldn't thank everyone(huh, you can't)... Factory Monster Energy Pro Circuit Kawasaki... Volcom uhhh. Mandingo Pickles... Falken... Aldon my trainer *sips EMPTY can of Monster... uhhh... etc etc... I simply walk away shaking my head in disbelief... rightfully so.
LOL rolling dude! Hahaha you win. Yo lost me a few times but the reference to the rear wheel of the factory kawi speeding up the earths rotation was hilarious and of course the obligatory RV podium speech....hahaha...he would have left out the word "enough" though. Nice post. Smile
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Dano39 3/26/2012 8:50pm
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To tell you the truth... I thought of it earlier but... I was to chicken shit to post it, as I just started posting(newb) and sometimes... it just doesn't go very well for the new peeps around here. Glad some get a laugh from it!

I "fixed" the podium speech Wink

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Sans a few guys on Vital, none of us could even match the last place rider's pace on his practice track in a week, or a month.

I'd make a deal to bang the monster girls if I got within the 107% rule...then they could kill 'EM all. I'd still be in my happy place.
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delonick347 wrote:
Yes. I work for Lockheed Martin as a Systems Aministrator. Do you..? Cool, so anyway...what do think?? Could you turn some RV lap times? Smile
stillwelding wrote:
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two...
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two higher than I was comfortable with, and I didn't keep him in sight for another second or two. Later, I came to find out it was a14 year old Simi Valley Jr. High student. That was it for my Psyche. That 14 yr. old was Donnie Hansen. I certainly didn't have some mastubatory fantasy about MX at 31 years old. And yes, I do have a job. Ask some guys on here about what I do. I hope you still keep livin' the dream.
same thing happened to me. But i was about 35 and the 13YO was RV. On a mini.
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Barrett57 wrote:
Disco biscuits or shrooms? Smile
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Disco biscuits ? enlighten me please...
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delonick347 wrote:
Yes. I work for Lockheed Martin as a Systems Aministrator. Do you..? Cool, so anyway...what do think?? Could you turn some RV lap times? Smile
stillwelding wrote:
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two...
After my 3rd comeback from injury at 21, some guy on a Maico passed me on the outside of a bowl turn, a gear or two higher than I was comfortable with, and I didn't keep him in sight for another second or two. Later, I came to find out it was a14 year old Simi Valley Jr. High student. That was it for my Psyche. That 14 yr. old was Donnie Hansen. I certainly didn't have some mastubatory fantasy about MX at 31 years old. And yes, I do have a job. Ask some guys on here about what I do. I hope you still keep livin' the dream.
TJ 755 wrote:
same thing happened to me. But i was about 35 and the 13YO was RV. On a mini.
Still welding good people. 6G open root all the way dog. if ya know what that means then ya know if ya dont then ya dont'.
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I would have a hard time matching JA 801's, lap 18, time..
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Or maybe not.
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Too Fuckin' Bad for YOU!

No "Rule Book"?

I'm cutting the track and jumping corners Where-ever I want & if you so much as raise your voice I'm going over to my truck and pulling' out my Glock .40 & goin' Full Blue Velvet on your LSD dropping ass!

Are we clear?

Then, I'm cutting Ryan free & we're goin' pig hunting at Shorty's.

I'm jus' knowing'...
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crf250pilot 3/27/2012 8:11am
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I'll take the blue pill. Oh, and are the whoops big like during a 1st practice section or are we talking about totally cut down, after everyone falls, 2nd practice type of whoops. And can we name our own finish line location on a whim like in a real supercross race
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Kryan5 3/27/2012 8:35am
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I can relate to this. Has anyone ever read this book. I must have read it a million times. Its a choose your own adventure. Your can win, get beat up, get the girl. All that fun stuff. What is it with all you hard ass's here lately. I'm not sure about the temps in your part of the world, but riding season has begun here. Take your panties off, put a smile on your face, and have some fun. Quit with the flaming crap. Bunch of old bitter farts i tell you.
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Torco1 3/27/2012 9:11am
3/27/2012 9:11am
Barrett57 wrote:
Disco biscuits or shrooms? Smile
B DUB 333 wrote:
Disco biscuits ? enlighten me please...
Katoom72 wrote:
Methaqualone



Yes, i admit. I have a history...
Now we're talking, if I can pop a few ludes I'll set a new track record out there.
delonick347
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delonick347 3/27/2012 10:43am
3/27/2012 10:43am
Dano39 wrote:
To tell you the truth... I thought of it earlier but... I was to chicken shit to post it, as I just started posting(newb) and sometimes...
To tell you the truth... I thought of it earlier but... I was to chicken shit to post it, as I just started posting(newb) and sometimes... it just doesn't go very well for the new peeps around here. Glad some get a laugh from it!

I "fixed" the podium speech Wink
your imagination is great! now STFU NOOB! lol
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wildbill 3/27/2012 1:34pm
3/27/2012 1:34pm
ridge wrote:
Sans a few guys on Vital, none of us could even match the last place rider's pace on his practice track in a week, or a...
Sans a few guys on Vital, none of us could even match the last place rider's pace on his practice track in a week, or a month.

I'd make a deal to bang the monster girls if I got within the 107% rule...then they could kill 'EM all. I'd still be in my happy place.
never needed a gun pointed at me to ride past my ability.

Cute girl was more than enough. (nice reference ridge)

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