Who's your Daddy?

`ol Ger
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Edited Date/Time 1/14/2012 8:19am
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg , TN. One morning, they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting for their food, they noticed a distinguished looking, white-haired man moving from table to table, visiting with the guests. The professor leaned over and whispered to his wife, 'I hope he doesn't come over here.' But sure enough, the man did come over to their table.

'Where are you folks from?' he asked in a friendly voice.
' Oklahoma ,' they answered.
'Great to have you here in Tennessee ,' the stranger said.. 'What do you do for a living?'
'I teach at a seminary,' he replied.

'Oh, so you teach preachers how to preach, do you? Well, I've got a really great story for you.' And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at the table with the couple.

The professor groaned and thought to himself, 'Great .. Just what I need ....another preacher story!'

The man started, 'See that mountain over there? (pointing out the restaurant window). Not far from the base of that mountain, there was a boy born to an unwed mother. He had a hard time growing up, because every place he went, he was always asked the same question, 'Hey boy, Who's your daddy?' Whether he was at school, in the grocery store or drug store, people would ask the same question, 'Who's your daddy?'

He would hide at recess and lunch time from other students. He would avoid going in to stores because that question hurt him so bad. 'When he was about 12 years old, a new preacher came to his church. He would always go in late and slip out early to avoid hearing the question, 'Who's your daddy?'
But one day, the new preacher said the benediction so fast that he got caught and had to walk out with the crowd.

Just about the time he got to the back door, the new preacher, not knowing anything about him, put his hand on his shoulder and asked him, 'Son, who's your daddy?'

The whole church got deathly quiet. He could feel every eye in the church looking at him Now everyone would finally know the answer to the question, 'Who's your daddy?'


'This new preacher, though, sensed the situation around him and using discernment that only the Holy Spirit could give, said the following to that scared little boy.. 'Wait a minute! I know who you are! I see the family resemblance now, You are a child of God.'
With that he patted the boy on his shoulder and said, 'Boy, you've got a great inheritance. Go and claim it.'

'With that, the boy smiled for the first time in a long time and walked out the door a changed person. He was never the same again. Whenever anybody asked him, 'Who's your Daddy?' he'd just tell them , 'I'm a Child of God..''

The distinguished gentleman got up from the table and said, 'Isn't that a great story?'
The professor responded that it really was a great story!

As the man turned to leave, he said, 'You know, if that new preacher hadn't told me that I was one of God's children, I probably never would have amounted to anything!' And he walked away..

The seminary professor and his wife were stunned.. He called the waitress over & asked her, 'Do you know who that man was -- the one who just left that was sitting at our table?'

The waitress grinned and said, 'Of course.. Everybody here knows him. That's Ben Hooper. He's Governor of Tennessee !'
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pitbike502
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9/12/2009 6:02pm
Ya know, after reading that a second ime i confirms my first time reading.. its actually a good story until the last part.. and then the las part comes as a punchline. And I'm from Tennessee and the punch line just isnt that funny
`ol Ger
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"christians" always tell the worst jokes.
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Good story ol Ger.
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`ol Ger
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Thanks Steve. I checked Snopes before posting the account.



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9/13/2009 8:49am
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written
on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing
'father's details,' or, putting it another way.... Who's yo
Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia
was fathered by Willie McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity
of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived
on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as
I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I
had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex
was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of
the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
this area and see if he's had it replaced. That would be the daddy.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I
think that my son's conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and
that he is an axident.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat-
aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing
right by you and right by him. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B
who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Disney World; it really was in the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might
have remained unfertilized.
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9/13/2009 9:56am
88sdad wrote:
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing 'father's details,' or, putting it another...
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written
on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing
'father's details,' or, putting it another way.... Who's yo
Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms!

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia
was fathered by Willie McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity
of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived
on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as
I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I
think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I
had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex
was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of
the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in
this area and see if he's had it replaced. That would be the daddy.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I
think that my son's conception was ejaculate stuff on a tawl and
that he is an axident.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cat-
aclysmic implications for his wife. I am torn between doing
right by you and right by him. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Lairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B
who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Disney World; it really was in the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV
rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might
have remained unfertilized.
LMFAO!

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